I don't own Akatsuki. I watch naruto mainly for the bad guys.
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"Helium?!" Deidara yelled at the top of his lungs, "what makes you think in your crazy demented mind that I would play with Helium hmm?!"
"But senpai its fun," Tobi squeaked, "and it makes your voice all funny!"
"No go bother Hidan," Deidara said meaning to go back to his sculpture, but Tobi simply thrust a blown up balloon full of helium onto Deidara's hands, making sure that Deidara had his fingers closed around the opening and left, "come back here hmm!!!"
Deidara sighed and shut the door behind him, "stupid brat hmm." Deidara realized that he was sounding like Sasori, of all times. After checking to make sure no one was around, Deidara tried it. He put it to his mouth and inhaled a little.
"Hello, my name is Deidara." After hearing that Deidara almost laughed, he tried a few again. Inhaling a bit more, Deidara spoke, "I'm Itachi, and I'm a dick hmm."
Deidara sighed, wondering just how long does it last, he tried inhaling quit a bit more, "Hi I'm Hidan, this is what happens after Kakuzu hits me in the nuts hmm."
Deidara laughed, "this stuff is great hmm."
"Oh look I'm a talking plant!" Deidara said to himself laughing at the effect.
"How about I'll sacrifice you to Jashin, you asshole?" came a new voice.
Deidara looked up, "how long have you been here hmm?"
Hidan sneered, "long enough to heard the hits me in the nuts comment."
"Oh shit..." Deidara said and jumped out of the window of his workshop.
"Slimy bastard," Hidan said to himself knowing fully well that they were a looong was up, and Deidara was the only one who can fly.
"Ah there you are Hidan ," said a voice from behind him startling Hidan.
"What the fuck?!" Hidan yelled, relaxing only when he realize who it was, "Oh its you Tobi," Hidan said glaring at the masked nin.
"Deidara senpai says you want to play with helium," Tobi said after inhaling a large amount from a balloon, "come on its fun!"
"Fun my ass," Hidan said but Tobi wasn't going to take no for an answer, doing the same thing as what he did with Deidara, Tobi quickly left.
Hidan looked around, "this is totally immature man," he said looking at the mounds of unworked clay, he sighed, "might as well try this shit out."
"I'm Sasori, a dumb puppet," Hidan said marveling at how it sounded.
"Whose the dumb puppet?" Sasori said angrily, he happened to walk past the open door.
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Hearing the screams coming from Deidara's room, Tobi spoke to Pein, "cancel Helium of the things we are not allow to buy Pein, it looks hazardous."
"Why do you even buy so much in the first place?" Pein asked motioning to the six cylinders next to Tobi.
"I wanted some fun," Tobi said and seeing Kisame walking out if his room, went over to Kisame yelling, "KISAME SENPAI LOOK AT THIS!!!"
"He's a demon," Pein said to himself.
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An evil Tobi can be funny too. Oneshot.
Reviews are welcome and flames will be used to warm my toes.