[Mario has gotten a sneeze bomb.]
Mario: A sneeze bomb. Just what I've always wanted.
[The sneeze bomb sniffles, then Yoshi's voice is heard.]
Yoshi: Never fear! Yoshi is here!
[Yoshi is sitting on top of a hill. He tries to jump down, but tumbles to the ground and we hear a crash as he screams. Luigi arrives just as Yoshi gets up and lifts up his stomach, revealing a belt with switches and buttons on it. He presses a button, causing a sneeze-bomb-catcher, which is actually a bell, to come out and trap Mario under itself.]
Mario: Hey! What are you trying to do?!
[The sneeze bomb explodes under the sneeze-bomb-catcher, which suddenly shakes. Due to the effects of the bomb, Mario begins to inhale to sneeze.]
Mario: Ah, ah...
[Luigi realizes what is about to happen and runs away from the scene, while Yoshi, completely clueless, stays where he is. The sneeze-bomb-catcher suddenly gets smaller, and when Yoshi tries to inspect it...]
Mario: Ah... CHOO!
[The screen shakes as Mario releases a huge sneeze, which blows the sneeze-bomb-catcher away, revealing a crater - which Mario is inside of - where it was, and knocks Yoshi off-camera. Then the crater shakes as Mario sneezes three more times.]
Mario: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH... CHOO!
[Luigi and Yoshi cautiously return to the scene to investigate the crater, but right when they get close enough...]
Mario: AH-CHOO!
[Mario sneezes again, causing Luigi and Yoshi to cringe. Luigi decides to help Mario out of the crater.]
Luigi: I'll help you, Mario.
[Mario nearly gets pulled out, but sneezes again.]
Mario: AH-CHOO!
[Yoshi plugs his ears to keep from hearing the sneeze. Then Mario looks at him in irritation.]
Yoshi: [trying to be innocent] I guess my sneeze-bomb-catcher went a... little off-course.
Mario: [sneezes again] AH-CHOO! A little off-course?! Are you a... [sneezes again] AH-CHOO! ...schmo or what?