Sierra lived in a dark area of the village known as Fantasia(couldn't think of an even better village name, yal'll). There, she was a very poor bounty hunter, who should really think of quitting smoking, but hey, she's a badass and badasses smoke! I should know. I'm the Raita(writer). (I don't smoke, though) Sierra was washing the dishes, yeah, full of badassary! Yep, badassary! She, even though this is the part where it'll fucking suck, had a tall and thin stature, cause a badass bounty hunter such as herself, should be like this. Not that I'm saying you can't be chubby like me(writer/raita) and be a badass, of course~! She finished cleaning her dishes, then headed outside, remembering a demon outside. Though it was a big and powerful demon from Hell or whatever, she was determined to catch it and get a bounty, which was 10,000 yen(which in this story is worth about 100 dollars in the usa). She knew if she caught this fucking beast, it would make her day and she'd be able to buy that oppai-shaped meat(the one that looks like a boobie from Ultimate Boob WARS). Yep, that be awesome! So, she was on her way!
On her way towards the Fantasia Fantastic Mountain, which was oddly shaped like a ice cream swirl, or atleast that's what I'd like to think it(as well as Sierra), she took out her sword, which of course flew off her hand as the demonic bird demon flew at her then scratched at her arm, which she screamed of pain, blood being drawn. And yes, this is sounding fucking awesome! Pretty awesome fight scene, if you ask meh! The bird demon flew at her again, till she jumped back, dodging. She trained being badassy with her father, and she wouldn't fail him. She was away to grab her sword, but the beast flew at her and she had to dodge it again, jumping back. Man, this girl's stamina is much better than most men. She ran at the beast and jumped on it, then it gave out a loud squack, and she held onto it's ears, very kitty-like ears for some reason, then drew it to the ground towards her sword and with a jump in the air, she slit its head and beheaded it, and yes, that sounded very fucking lame. She then carried it towards the bounty house, which also consisted of a beer joint and brothel, cause Fantasia is cool like that.
One theme song of Jessie past by(I heard this as I typed this, too), and Sierra was counting her yen, which was way less than she was suppose to earn. Stupid cunt of a cuntster who told her he'd let her have the full bounty if she let him bed her, but Sierra wasn't some skanky ass whore like the whore house she was getting this bounty. She has high standards, after all. Or atleast that's what I(raita) thought. She kept thinking to herself "what a dick. I hope I get my GED later, though!" GED is some sort of college thing here, I think, but whatever! She continued walking towards the food market of Fantasia. Wow, this is some village... She grabbed a shit load of beer and cookies to drown in em at home. Yeah, did I(raita) mention she drinks, too? well, if my father was dead, I'd do too, I guess. She then stopped, hearing a calling.
"Hi!" it called to her. Why, it was the awesome voice of Rob Paulsen, aka Yakko, wagging his tail and waving at her. Oh god, it was them. The annoying trio of sibs, the warner brothers(and sister). She tried to keep to filling her cart with beer and cookies, but Wakko grabbed some and filled his mouth with them. Dot just jumped in the cart and straddled like a kiddie. "Look," Sierra scolded. "I'd wish for you guys to leave me alone today! Got it?" Yakko walked by her then said, "Oh, really? I'd say that you just don't want to hang with us, right?" Wakko and Dot said, "Right!" Sierra picked up Dot nicely and set her down like a child, then said to them scoldly, "Don't take this the wrong way, but everytime I get involved with ya guys, I get into trouble." They looked at each other and nodded, with Yakko saying, "Right, toots! So, I'll tell my sibs to look for good luck for you! Cause we're friends and friends are buds in the tub!" They jumped and ran around the store, which of course, was the opposite of what Sierra hoped for. She got eyes glancing at her, then asked, "Are these yours?" She'd immediately said, "No!" She then bought her stuff and ran off to consume them at home.
At home, she was drunk off her panties. Her body reaked of alcohol, sweat, and piss(she get's into golden showers sometimes when she's drunk). She eyed the people of her surroundings, then said drunkly, "H-H-H-H-HEY Y-Y-Y-YOU *HICCUP* GUYS!" She then threw up and fell asleep in her own puddle of bodily throw up. The dudes in her house eyed her and grinned. Sierra awoke to find her virginity gone, her hymen blood on the floor and her throw up soaking her clothes. Oh, yeah! That's right! The curse of an immortal hymen. She's gonna stay a virgin for quite some time till she collects 99 ochinchin souls and 1 virgin's soul. She needs a futanari part and a lot of muscle for this test though, so she just postphone the test and continued on living. This was also why she preferred women over men. She's top and no one penetrates her. Thank GOD!
She stretched and headed towards the beer and threw up again, memories of her other hangovers getting ot her. She walked weakly towards the door, hearing a knock. And, it was her girlfriend, Karmen. She is a petite and beautiful young girl. Yep, that is yuri-magnet right there! She said, "Hi, Sierra. May I come in?" Sierra yawned and nodded, too heavy off of drugs and beer to give a proper answer. Karmen eyed her place, and gave a short mumble, "Oh dear... Again?" She walked around and headed towards the kitchen, going to make Sierra a proper breakfast and what Sierra called, "a pick me up." They ate and Karmen asked, "Um, why was there blood on the couch, Sierra?" She assumed it was something of one of her bounty targets, but may not be. It was hymen blood, Karmen... dude... jesus... Sierra yawned but sipped her coffee and took a bit out of her McFantasia(ya know this place in america too) muffin. She just nodded but said, "Oh, just blood from the meat I got from a pig I slayed earlier. Karmen made a sign and said, "It's 7 in the morning? Did you slay it in the night?" Sierra shrugged and said, "Nah! Just drunk off my witts and hope to make it through today and tomorrow as usual..."
Sierra eyed Karmen leave her house then headed towards her bathroom, thorwing up once again. This is one badass hangover, dawg! She put on some "Decent" looking clothes, which consisted of a small top that showed her belly and a pair of shorts and some boots. She then left for her job, which was fighting off demons in the war. She should be dead, but she didn't want to die, so she fought off the demons very much harder than the other men. She did get injured a bunch, but healed quite oftenly. She then headed towards the war zone, and killed of 20 or 30 demonic beings, the most out of all the other men. Despite her success, she did not care for the praise she got. She needed her pills, so she went to the pharmocy of Fantasia, then took some anti-depression pills and went on her brake. She ignored the flirts trying to get in her pants. No way, her heart belonged to Karmen. She then sipped her orange juice and continued on with her job till it was noon. She left for home to carve some crosses. She donated em to the church, even though that creepy priest sold em for his own prophit and spent it at the "Big n Busty" club. BBWs... go figure...
She finished carving her last one, then handing it to the priest. He thankfully said, "God bless you, Sierra~!" He left, and she eyed him head in a weird area of the red light district. Sierra then went back to napping. It just seemed she nap, drink, eat cookies, smoke, and avoid actual life now a days. It's a good thing Karmen came to her house that day to take her to the amusement park. They ate like queens and road the ferris wheel, and peed in the bushes. Yep. Life was great when Karmen was around. Hm, she wondered what ever happened to her friend AJ, whom only showed up on new years or birthdays. He lacked the catch and fishes, but he was good at heart. Sierra shook off her feeling and headed towards home with Karmen. One Yuri scene later, cause my two female friends would be piss if I wrote a steamy scene with em in it. Sierra was on the bed, naked and on her period, Karmen had left. Must of been cooking some bacon in tyhe kitchen, and of course, she was. "Hi, honey~" she cheerfuly said to Sierra, then Sierra headed towards the kitchen table.
"Um, Sierra?" asked Karmen. Sierra eyed her. "May you please put some clothes on? It's immodest." Sierra shrugged and headed to put some clothes on, but did gave a flirt comment to Karmen before so. "Yeah, and so were the looks you were giving me last night too~" She put on her long shirt and ate breakfast with Karmen then headed out. Today was a work day, and Sierra headed out. While Sierra was gone, Karmen cleaned up and headed to her house. She worked only on Monday and Thursday, while Sierra worked on every day. Excpet when she get's a day off after working so very hard. Karmen saw a fairy appear. It was cute and looked like it needed help. She eyed it as it flew off then realized everyone was running away. She heard, "A demon!" and "It's a demon!" She eyed at the sky, and it was a beautiful female, but you could tell she was a succubus, due to her risque outfit, ears and tail, as well as wings. Karmen panicked and ran, till she saw a young boy get caught by the demon girl.
Sierra was sawing some wood, for some fire for home. Yeah, she couldn't really afford fire, so she had to take her sword and cut some off, which due to the vegans protecting the forest, were being a little bit annoying. Yeah, they were protecting the trees and all, but Sierra felt like they were being babies. I mean, she's a vegan and all(minus the meat part of this fanfic), but she did needed the wood. These people who like trees so much, how about you just marry em and have tree babies with em. Though the bark may cause yeast infections and anti-boners, indeed. She got her wood and headed towards home. She then heard a scream. It was the sound of a young boy. She dropped her wood and then eyed her surroundings(yes, this is dumb). Everyone was running and screaming, "Demon!" She eyed around and then saw a demon in the sky. It was a succubus for sure! The tail says it all, as well as what she was intending to do with that boy she caught. Sierra kept eyeing, shocked of what's happening.
~Twiska~ flew down with a young-looking boy, and pecked his cheek(face cheek btw). She said teasingly, "You'll be my 'dinner' for tonight~" She got annoyed at the girl who was screaming for her to stop(Karmen). She screamed, "Stop it! Let Anthony go!" Twiska glared at her, then with her eyes shinning purple, she made a purple aura flow outside of the girl. "So annoying..." Twiska mumbled. The girl's face blushed red and she began to get wet between her legs, and she fell down on her butt and started to moan from a sort of weird please, as if aphrodesiac was flowing through her veins. She began to touch her wet female parts, and touch her breasts, completely forgotten about her being in public, but the purple aura was getting her too excited to care. She spread her knees and began to touch near the wet part of her adam and eve dot com panties(a very expensive brand that Sierra bought her). She touched and rubbed till she was soaked, then moved the fabric away, revealing her cute girly parts and massaged her clit and played with her vulvas. Oh dear...
Anthony shockingly said, "W-What did you do to her?!" Twiska grinned and said, "Oh she's just having a good dream, that's all. Now," She carrassed his chin and seductively said, "Let's have some fun~" She then kissed him deeply and passionately, proddling his tongue then dominating the kiss. Anthony was in total shock and freaking out, obviously. First of all, he was gay, so why was he getting aroused from this kiss. Oh, yeah! that's right! this was a succubus who had aphrodesiac flowing through her saliva. Anthony started to tear-up, till he fainted a bit. Twiska held him and said, "Oops~ Looks like I overdid the kiss~ Too bad~ But," She flew down and said to the weak Anthony, "Still gonna have some fun with you, though~" Anthony stood there, shakened, then saw what she intended to do, as she unbuckled his pants and pulled down his man-panties. She then saw his member in front of her, decent in size and oozing at the tip from her kissing. She then pressed her tongue on it, which cause Anthony to gasp and groan. "Ahhh!~~~" She giggled and started to lick it, kiss, suckle at other places than the tip, and then finally gave him a rather, long teasing song near his urethra.
Sierra couldn't handle this sight of a demon violating a human boy(Anthony), so she ran towards it and aimed her sword. Twiska, obvious to her intention flew up, letting go of a fainted Anthony(who also came, male ejaculation). Sierra grabbed him and set him down and eyed a fapping Karmen. She raised an eyebrow, screaming, "Karmen! We could do this thing later, but please put your fucking panties on!" She was lost in her forced pleasure and began to squirt, her climax at an end and she fell asleep. Sierra eyed her surroundings then said, "Shit, now what?!" She ran to Karmen, picking her up then running to her house. Yeah, Anthony was picked up by a priest who sent him to his house and continued on with his fapping in the stripclub. At home, Sierra looked around, then set Karmen down on the bed and went to bring in the wood she left outside. That demon should be gone. That or the writer(raita) got too lazy to give a better reason to go outside.
"Wait!" a voice called. Sierra eyed it and saw a... WTF! Was this a... talking oversized clitoris?! WTH?! It spoke again. "Sierra, I'll explain this later! But, you need to become a mahou shoujo!" Sierra was very confused. FIRST OFF! A talking clitoris the sized of a 8 inch member? TWO! The writer is some sick perverted cunt! And third! A TALKING CLITORIS?! WHAT'S NEXT?! a talking penise?! "Ah! A talking clitoris!" Sierra exclaimed, but the thing kept talking. "Just listen! I'm Klitorious! And, I'm a being of magic that will grant you power to save this world from the demons!" Sierra was less confused, she guessed, but eyed Karmen, and for some reason, demons appeared by her and tentacles. "Huh?!" she gasped, but accepted this talking clitoris. "Okay! I'll do this! I'll save the world, but first I need to save Karmen from being tentacle raped!" Klitorious, who had a cute expression on his face, transformed into a more ochinchin-like shape, and Sierra started to float. She gasped, "EEEEEHHHHHH?!" Her clothes dissappeared(really poofed away), then she appeared in front of Klitorious, her legs spread as if he was going to... OH GOD NO! He spoke.
"With this holy power that thee has spoken since the dawn of time, thy shall turn thy virgin female into a mahou shoujo, and by the power of clitoriousism, I pray to God to grant this virgin the power of Klitorious!" He then started to twirl as he began to enter the tip of his head into Sierra's cunny. She started to struggled, screaming, "Ah! My pussy's gonna break! My pussy's gonna break!" He then fully entered the blood soaked girly part of Sierra, then a shine of light appeared, and her virgin blood was gone, and as she gasped and screamed, a tune played and she was turned into a mahou shoujo. Her outfit turning into a short skirt and a small top and some girlyish features that the writer was too lazy to write, she was now a magical being!
"By the power of Klitorious, I am, Mahou Sierra Chan! Reporting for duty!" she said, but made an annoyed look, saying, "Shit, did I really just say that! And this risque looking outfit, what the hell?!" Klitorious appeared in front of her, this time in his usual oversized clitoris self. "Hello, Sierra! You now have the power to save the world and Karmen! And I'll help you on your way!" He then attacked the demons trying to rape Karmen, then transformed into a rather attractive male. He stood up and eyed Sierra, saying... "Wow..." He smiled and left. Sierra went back to herself and ran to Karmen, who was sleeping now. Sierra then thought as night came by. "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?"