The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sweird
Chapter 1:
The Hit-and-Run
It was an ordinary day for Link. The sun was shining, the grass was green, and he was fighting back ultimate evil that was about to crash the Sealed Temple. He would have done it too…if it weren't for that meddling AI.
The fight was going well. He had cut off all of the Imprisoned's toes, and it was still far down in the pit. Sweat rolled down his back as he lashed out at the monsters' head, driving the stone seal deeper into its furry face. Above him was his good partner Groose, who, at one time was his worst enemy over a girl they both liked, who was now millennia in the past (long story, like so long it would take three dungeons' worth of time to explain). Anyways, Groose was above using a catapult to fling bombs at the beast, forcing it into submission so Link could attack.
Link rode a gust of wind up to Groose, shouting, "Go over there! It's a better angle!" "Right!" yelled Groose. He pulled a lever and the catapult whizzed over to the other side of the pit, where he began chucking bombs again. Link grinned evilly as he shifted his stare to the helpless giant, dazed by the explosives. He rushed over to the beast, and was about to attack when he heard Groose cry out. He turned to the side just in time to get a wooden catapult to the face, and the last thing he saw before all faded to black was his stamina gauge, losing its green luster one pizza slice at a time.
