Once upon a time a pompous bastard lived alone with an entire dead family, oh but don't worry, he was a nice pompous bastard that stabbed his friend. Loved babies, loved his family, saved lives yada yada yada, ugh this is getting boring. Sorry, remake.

-Once upon a time there was a hero who was hated by everyone and that's why he's grown up to be such a nice person and he only has the ability to comprehend 5 special moves- Nope, that won't work either...

A long time ago, long long ago, there lived two best friends that were born into two families that hated each other and were in war-Now I'm just taking ideas. Is this Romeo and Juliette?

One more time, breathe.

-Once upon a time there lived a 100 year old young woman...

I am not fit for this job; either that or I just cannot comprehend my thought process, because everything I am writing on this paper makes no sense. Well... I could make it into a story, just combine everything and make a storyline... Hmmm...

A long time ago there lived two best friends who unfortunately had families who hated each other in the time of the war. One died and one was still alive afterwards but no one knew, after that era a young woman was born. She was a very capable young woman who saved lives and had multiple plastic surgeries lived to the age of over 100. In the middle of this entire mess also met two rivals, a kid whose family is dead and a kid who is hated by everyone but turns out to be a great guy whereas the kid who was loved by everyone stabbed his best friend.

Wow... It's so, unique, new, fresh. All parents will agree this is a great example. I just can't wait to begin, where do I start? Perhaps I should switch their genders, or pair these two up... Or maybe even add in a new girl into the equation who happens to be a part of his dead family... Hmmmm.

"Hey sis, are you writing fanfiction again- OUCH, you threw a book at me!"

"DID I NOT TELL YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY ROOM?!"

"Wow, you're literally just writing Naruto again, oh my gosh, did you actually-"

"Go away."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

I sat at my desk with my hands under my chin thinking, and erased everything.

Back to the drawing board I guess.