CRESIDENT EVIL
BY: SonOfSpardaDude
Disclaimer: I do not own Camp Lazlo, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, or Spongebob Squarepants. They are copyrighted by their producers and no one else. Simple.
Note: This fanfic's plot elements are very much like Resident Evil Apocalypse. So don't flame me, saying "Hey, you copied the movie!". Because I clearly stated that they share the plot elements. And when you see something like this, then that means it is shifting to a different point of view, so without any further adieu, enjoy…………
Ground Zero…
Apocalypse…
Extinction…
Things that are yet to come from the actions of Umbrella, the world's largest business corporation. They produced the world's supply of hi-tech furniture, technology, hardware, software, food, produce, homes, cars, money, etc. They had their products in 9 out of every 10 homes. People looked up to these people as though they support life itself…
But this is merely a cover up.
Umbrella produced enough products to obtain experimental substances and other stuff no other person has ever seen. They obtained enough of it to produce experimental and viral weaponry. The virus they produced was unlike any other. It had been made to enhance genetics in reflexes in bodies, giving them strength. But this virus had an awful side affect. One that could turn an unwary victim into a mindless zombie. A blood thirsty creature dwelling aimlessly for a victim to sink their rotten teeth into. Umbrella had successfully created a doomsday weapon to wage against those they perceive as an enemy.
But there was an incident…
A vial of the spiral shaped glass containing the blue deadly virus, known as the T-virus, was tossed onto the floor, and the airborne virus flew through the massive underground facility it was made in, know as The Hive. Umbrella workers lived and worked there in secret, and were oblivious to the virus that was contaminating the lab. When the cameras sensed it, a nerve gas was released as a security measure, and killed everyone working in it. Those who tried to escape were locked in by the gates, and suffered death.
Raccoon City, a sprawling mass of a city, which was built above The Hive, was unaware of what happened. But Umbrella, who controlled the city, was alerted and knew what they had to do. The city was overpopulated, with people who enjoy everyday lives, whether it be strolling down the park, working at an office, or eating at a restaurant. But in the world of Camp Lazlo, everyone was some type of humanoid animal. Maybe a walrus, hippo, snake, moose, bug, bear, sloth, deer, wildebeest, etc. Bur were not to know of the situation. So, Umbrella sent a team to investigate the Hive.
A large HAZMAT team was sent in to discover the deadly outbreak that had occurred. One went to their PDA and typed in a code. It unlocked the door, which opened up to reveal fog coming out…..
HAZMAT person: Team 1 advance.
HAZMAT soldier: Yes sir.
HAZMAT commander: I have a bad feeling about this…
A squad went inside the room, but saw something, a shadowy figure…figures!
HAZMAT tech: Holy crap!
Something leaped out and took them all by surprise…
Phone calls went through every line that leads to their above ground workers, who were given an order to get their asses to Raccoon City immediately.
And some of those calls went straight to one of the last places you could expect. The forest. A set of camps, too.
Ah yes, Leaky Lake, a large lake surrounded by a lush forest outback. The fine, murky waters that house lots of fine fish who thrive there. A wondrous place for people to sit back and relax and watch the sun forever gleam in the sky.
But they soon built 2 very successful camps that house highly capable scouts. One for the boys, the other for the girls.
The boy camp is called Camp Kidney. A dirty, but well known camp for Bean Scouts. They use hardly an use hardly any electricity, and prefer to be lazy about anything they have to do. They are all controlled by a dismal moose named Algonquin C. Lumpus, who cares only about himself and his assistant, a banana slug named Slinkman, who is caring but misjudged. Apparently, this is the camp's bad reputation. The campers themselves are also wimps. They each don't have the guts to stand up to anyone, even girls. The top ranked scouts are known as Lazlo, a Brazilian spider monkey who is very naïve, Raj, an Indian Hindu elephant who is quite wise but timid too, and Clam, an albino pygmy rhino who has mental problems and speaks in incomplete sentences, but is smart. They live in Jelly Cabin. There are many others, but a few closely observed. One would be Edward T. Platypus, a platypus who is always driven by anger, and his hatred for Lazlo, Samson J. Clogmeyer, a guinea pig who is a total nerd and neat freak, Freddie the walrus, who does pretty much whatever you tell him to, the Dung Beetles: Chip and Skip, who are the opposite of Samson, the Loons: Dave and Ping Pong, who are always logical, and the Lemmings: Larry, Leonard, Louie and Liniment, who act as though they are all one person.
But in the girls' camp, Acorn Flats, everything is nice, clean, expensive, and cool.
The top ranked scouts are Patsy Smiles, a pink haired mongoose who has a large crush on Lazlo, Gretchen, a blonde haired alligator who acts much like Edward, and Nina Neckerly, an orange haired giraffe who is nerdy and loves Sci-fi. The camp is run by Jane Doe, a doe who is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too naïve, and Rubella Mucus, a snot nosed warthog who hates men. Apparently, this camp is always on top of the other, and is always mean to them. Nobody has dared stand in their way.
Apparently, all the camps within Prickly Pines, Arkansas (where these camps are located) is run by Commander Hoo-Ha, a large buffalo who is feared and known to be tough, but his one weakness is the love of his own daughter, Patsy! Nobody knew this relationship until Valentine's Day. But either way, he is very tough. All it takes is one tick off and he will serve your ass to you on a silver platter, like his daughter can, too.
But, all the campers didn't know that all 5 of the main staff (there are more staff, but they don't know of what the secret is) worked with Umbrella, simply under cover as scoutmasters and denmothers.
They got the calls, and immediately packed for Raccoon City. But the scouts had to be with them, so they stated that they were on a field trip. Lazlo and the gang were more excited than ever.
Lazlo: Woo-hoo! A field trip!
Clam: Field trip!
Raj: But where is it that we are going too?
Lazlo: Hmmmmmm, Scoutmaster Lumpus just said we were going to a big city…
Raj: A city?
Clam: City.
Lazlo: Yeah, I think it's called Raccoon City.
Raj: Is it full of raccoons?
Edward: No you freaking morons!
They turned to see their bully as clear as the light of day. He looked as angry as a man who had been stung by a bee while their mom was grounding him. But then again, he always was like this.
Edward: It's just called that because the founder was a raccoon!
Lazlo: Well, is he the mayor?
Edward: NO! He's been dead for like a 100 years!
Clam: 100!
Edward: …………………
He remained silent. After hearing these morons talking, all he could do was head to the bus and be silent.
Lazlo: U-
Edward: Shut it Latino!
With that remark, he got onto the bus. But a certain yellow colored slug, who wore the same outfit as them, got out.
Slinkman: C'mon guys! This bus is leaving!
At the other camp, the 3 girls from Cherry Cabin, Patsy, Nina, and Gretchen, were getting to the bus as well. They traveled by boat to the boys' camp, which was where the bus was at. Then, one began speaking.
Patsy: Guys-
Gretchen: If it's about that monkey boy you like, get me earplugs-
Nina: Yeah, what is it Patsy?
Patsy: It is about him!
The 2 other girls just starred at her.
Patsy: Listen, I just wanna know…..Why can't he notice what I am doing for him, I mean like how I show my affections for him?
Suddenly, a fat woman they knew appeared.
Miss Mucus: Because it's against the rules for you tough girls to like those raggedy boys from here. They don't even belong here! Your father agreed!
Patsy was enraged to even hear her say that! Her father wouldn't-would he? Sure he was protective for her and only acted that way for her, but for reals?
Before she could reply, they were at the bus. As she got on and passed Lazlo, she could only feel an unnamable love affection.
The bus seemed to roll on through the streets for hours. Beautiful countryside went from forests to sidewalk to suburbia rather quickly. The bus had everyone from both camps inside. Boys sat on the right, while girls on the left. Freddie cept banging a water cup on his tusks because he likes the sound, while Samson freaked out on the dirty fuzz on his seat, and Edward shooting spitballs at girls. Gretchen and Nina were playing I spy, while Patsy kept bugging Lazlo. Raj and Clam simply helped him.
Lumpus, who had gotten up, decided to give an announcement.
Lumpus: Attention all Bean Scouts and Squirrel Scouts! Today, we are going to Raccoon City! This town is MUCH bigger than Prickly Pines. In this town, you will be divided into groups of 3, some of which will be entire cabins, others will be randomized. We will each be chaperoned by an adult, and will explore the city, buy stuff, eat at diners, and even sleep at a hotel! We gotta run some business somewhere else, so we won't be the chaperones, but you'll still be required to do what the adults tell you-
Lazlo: But why sir?
Lumpus got beyond irritated at this moment.
Lumpus: BECAUSE YA LITTLE RUNT! WE JUST HAVE BUSINESS TO DO WITH VARIOUS CAMP ELECTIVES! OKAY?
Lazlo was shocked by how loud his voice boomed. By now, he was about ready to pee himself from embarrassment.
Lazlo: (gulp) Okay.
Slinkman: Sir we're here!
The bus stopped in the middle of Raccoon City, where hundreds to thousands of citizens roamed the city, doing their usual thing. One was reading a newspaper on a stand. Others were even break dancing to show off. They did what they all did best, and each scout was amazed as they stepped out.
Raj: Wooooooooooooooow………………O.O It's bigger than any village I remember in India!
Everyone acted as though they were in New York City. But then again, it was almost as big!
Samson: Oh merf! What if we get lost here, in this big city Harold?
Freddie: For the last time, my name is not Harold! It's Freddie! Ever since Raj went fishing with me, everyone's thought of me as someone else! But you have a point, I mean I used to live in an Igloo, and now all this!
But everyone was silenced when Miss Mucus whistled a loud tone.
Miss Mucus: ALRIGHT! Everyone get in 10 lines now! Ten hutttttttttt!
Everyone did as told. Not one did dare to disobey a direct order from someone who spoke louder than they did, especially her.
Jane Doe: Oh my word………..
But an even more powerful entity was he who controlled both camps; he who controls everyone, and he who controls the staff: Commander Hoo-Ha.
Commander Hoo-Ha: Okay, first off, we all do this my way! We all divide into groups, and as you do, choose a chaperone to be with! My "pumpkin" will be choosing hers first and who she wants! All of you maggots and mutants will also tell me what it is you're doing first and furthermore-
He went on for what seemed like hours, not getting anywhere at all, but Patsy and her friends, however, were busy talking about a prank they could pull. It was usual for them to do this kind of thing. As they paid no attention to her father's words, the hand of a warthog caught them doing so.
Miss Mucus: Hey! Ya'll should be listening to what ya be doing! I've caught you troublemakers not listening hundreds of times, and this ain't different! That's it! I've warned ya not to, so now I'm taking you guys to your rooms for the day! No activities!
Patsy, Gretchen, and Nina: WHAT? THAT'S NO FAIR-
She grabbed them before they could finish, and took them straight to her car she had taken alongside the bus. The girls looked back at the group one last time, feeling guilty. Little did they know that for a few of them, it was their last time seeing most of them…………….
Someone: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Everyone directed their attention to a porcupine who had a huge wound on his arm. He was running………away!
Suddenly, a female porcupine, presumably the wife, was limping towards the man. Apparently, she was covered in lots of wounds. Chip and Skip went up to her………
Chip: Hey ma'am.
Skip: You okay?
At that moment, the woman looked up and……………….
CRUNCH!
The thing had bitten both the campers! They screamed as they ran towards the safety of the others.
Lazlo: What the!?
It was only a matter of time before the horror REALLY began.
Tons of people, looking dead just like the insane woman, were limping towards the campers. Screams of both campers and townsfolk were heard everywhere. What was going on?
They didn't know it, but those insane people were zombies: the people of Raccoon City that had been zombified from the airborne T-virus that had leaked from The Hive.
Slinkman: EVERYONE INTO THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But the bus, somehow, was on fire! Slinkman was startled, but soon saw a car was smashed right into the front. The car was a SWAT van containing armed soldiers, and plenty of 9MM pistols…
Edward: Guns!
All of the campers went in and grabbed a pistol, even though some of the adults tried preventing it. Everyone was scattering, and by now, Lumpus went to Slinkman.
Lumpus: Forget the campers! They won't listen! Just get to Umbrella!
The adults did as told…………….
Miss Mucus took the wheel faster than you could normally be seeing someone should. Patsy just stared out the window of the car as they neared an intersection.
Patsy: Lazlo……………….
She only felt pain as she knew she wouldn't be spending time with him………..
CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!
A large cement mixer rammed into the side of their car, sending it flipping across the streets violently. The rammer cept going as though nothing had happened, and left the car in the streets upside-down. It looked as though they all had been killed, yet hands were able to move still………….