Princess Stress
Disclaimer:
Princes Resurrection is owned by Yasunori Mitsunaga
The various characters appearing here are owned by their respective owners.
Okay…it's been over a year since I last made a Princess Resurrection fic, and in light of the fact that there are still some PR fics being made, I decided to do an experimental fic since most of the fanfics in this category have romances, so to give readers a sense of combination of comedy, romance and action since the manga ended, I came up with an experiment to see if readers are still interested in action-oriented stories that the manga has already offered.
In the heels of my last fic, Princess Parents, another idea popped in to my head as I wondered what Hime looked like when she loses her cool, as seen in the manga and anime where she was dueling with Severin, I came up with an idea on what her situation would be when faced with an unexpected enemy: STRESS. Here I toyed the idea of giving her a stress and see how readers would react when she came with one and how her servants would deal with this as enemy factions take advantage of this fact.
Expect a lot of action, not to mention a lot of wanton comedy that is coming your way.
So buckle up and enjoy the ride.
Sasanaki City. Things are quiet and peaceful as there have been no incident of any supernatural occurrences and that no assassin came to the mansion where Lillanne (aka Hime), the 2nd princess of the Monster Kingdom, is residing, where she is at the balcony sitting on her rocking chair, where she appeared to be "spent", taking a rest, while the mansion itself is lively as Riza, the werewolf/human hybrid warrior, is "communicating" (or rather, arguing), is Reiri, a pure vampire, who has since been freeloading at Hime's mansion since Kiniski banished her from vampire community for siding with Riza.
"What did you say, fang-face?"
"You need a dog shampoo…your fleas are jumping over my hair…it's making me itchy…"
"Why you…! You take that back, you fang-faced leech!"
"I won't…"
"YOU WILL!"
"I won't…"
"YOU WILL!"
"Here…look at this…"
Reiri brought out what appeared to be a wooden duplicate of a fire hydrant and the half-werewolf warrior got "suckered" as she push down her pants and is about to pee like a dog when she stopped…realizing that she got "jinxed"…which caused her to "flip" and started to strangle her hair, which Reiri followed suit and resulted in a "hair vs. hair" fight between the two females.
"WHY YOU BLOOD-SUCKING WHORE!"
"OUCH! LET GO OF MY HAIR, YOU BULLDOG!"
"I'LL MAKE YOU GO BALD!"
"I'LL SEE THAT THE DOG CATCHER WILL TAKE YOU TO THE POUND!"
"I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE DENTIST!"
"YOU'RE GOING TO INFECT ME WITH RABIES!"
"AT LEAST YOU WON'T PUT MALARIA ON ME!"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
Elsewhere within the mansion, Sawawa Hiyorimi, the elder sister of Hiro, is busy preparing the food, not minding the supernatural occurrences that had happened within and outside Sasanaki City. Given her ditzy nature, the gang have no problem keeping everything from her and are thankful for that. This is because most of the time Lilianne would order her to stay in her quarters whenever the mansion is under attack, thus she is safe from danger from Lilianne's assassins.
Luckily, no one from Hime's attackers has ever thought of using Sawawa for a bait just to get Hime, which is fine. They apparently are unaware of her existence since she was never seen standing by Hime's side during battles. Hiro is thankful that she is not targeted since she is his only relative he has within Sasanaki City. It may cause a big emotional problem if any harm were to come to Sawawa so he is making sure he sends her to a safe place before a major battle is about to commence.
Up until now she is unaware of the fact that her younger brother, Hiro, is a "blood warrior" thus she has no idea what has happened to him. She continued to prepare the food while Reiri and Riza came, still arguing as the teenage vampire hurled more "compliments" at the female werewolf warrior, while Riza returned the "compliment", though Sawawa didn't mind it.
"BADGER BITCH!"
"FEMALE SCOOBY-DOO!"
"TWO-FANGED COOKIE MONSTER!"
"LADY UNDERDOG!"
"COUNT QUACKULA!"
"DISNEY'S PLUTO!"
"BLOOD-SUCKING BITCH"
"DEPUTY DAWG!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
Hiro urged the two females to stoop the arguing, in which Riza was willing to abide Hiro's words, and surprisingly Reiri followed suit, and as the two females are sitting on the chair getting ready to eat, Sawawa asks Hiro to go and fetch Hime, which he nodded as he noticed that she hasn't come down from the balcony, seeing that something is odd about the scene, as she would usually come down before the meal is served.
"Hey, Hiro...go fetch Hime..."
"Me?"
"Who else is the bitch referring to...?"
"Watch your mouth, you bloodsucker!"
"What was that, hairball?"
"Okay, okay...I'll call Hime...just stop bickering..."
"Okay..."
"Fine..."
At the balcony, Hiro saw Hime sitting on her chair and she was reclining, her eyes closed looking like she was sleeping, and there Hiro politely roused her and told her that lunch is ready, in which she groggily nodded and he noticed that she doesn't appeared to be quite herself, feeling that there is something wrong with her and asks if she is feeling well or not, and if she need a doctor to see her or escort her to the Sasanaki clinic.
"Hime...?"
"Yes, Hiro...?"
"Lunch is ready..."
"..."
"Are you okay...?"
"I'm...fine..."
"Do you want to see a doctor...?"
"No need...I'll be fine..."
Hime told Hiro that it won't be necessary as she said that she was merely tired and told him to tell the others to go ahead as she intend to head for her room and take a rest, and as she is walking the hall and heading for her room, several assassins came barging in through the balcony and the second floors' windows, and they all resembled humanoid frogs, and they are ready to attack Hime, in which she was starting to get irritated and slowly showed signs of being weary.
As Hiro escorts Hime away, Reiri and Riza came, having overheard the sounds of crashing windows, they went into action though Reiri seemed to be playing the observer and lets Riza handle the grunts while Flandre joins in, and as the fight gets intense, one of the frog assassins sneaked behind Hime and tried to throttle her, but instead accidentally raised her dress, exposing her backside and panties, and Hiro had a nosebleed before fainting, and Hime became more irritated and grabbed a bazooka and fired away, sending the assassin flying out of the window.
Reiri and Flandre then took turns in forcing the other assassins to retreat, and peace was momentarily resumed until Riza berated Reiri for not helping, in which the teen vampire claimed that sunlight was preventing her from physically participating, but Riza stated that since Reiri is inside the mansion, she should have no problems, but Reiri began teasing Riza to "weasel her way out" of the argument, resulting in a shouting match.
"BADGER BITCH!"
"FEMALE SCOOBY-DOO!"
"TWO-FANGED COOKIE MONSTER!"
"LADY UNDERDOG!"
"COUNT QUACKULA!"
"DISNEY'S PLUTO!"
"BLOOD-SUCKING BITCH"
"DEPUTY DAWG!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
Hime, now showing more signs of irritations, smacked the two females on their heads, resulting in the two getting lumps on their heads.
KA-BLAG!
KA-SPLAG!
"OW!"
"AAAAIIIEEE!"
"WILL YOU TWO EVER STOP BICKERING?!"
"My apologies, your highness!"
"Sorry, Hime..."
"NO STOP SHOUTING AND HELP FLANDRE AND SAWAWA CEAN UP THE MESS!"
"Yes, ma'am..."
"Okay..."
As Riza and Reiri clutched their heads in pain, Hime was screaming her guts out until Hiro and Flandre restrained her, and there she was taken to her room while the two female fighters wondered what happened, as they never seen Hime this irritated before, and they wondered if something happened to her before, though they started to suspect that this may be due in part of her recent duel with Severin, and a few minutes later, Flandre used a laptop to "communicate" with Riza and Reiri since all the Gynoid can say is "fuga". There Riza and Reiri saw what the Gynoid is saying, suggesting that they call Fly Man to see and check out why Hime is irritable.
-x-
Later in the day, Fly Man came and examined Hime, who appeared to be calm though she has an ice bag on her head, and though he wanted to examine her more, he is rather fearful as she is holding a flyswatter on her hand and had a glaring look, so he instead recommended her to see a regular doctor and Hiro and Sawawa are told to escort her to Sasanaki clinic, which the trio left immediately after taking Fly Man's suggestion.
"...so I would reccoment that you take her to a human doctor...this appeared to be out of my league...and reach...Hiro...Ms. Sawawa...please escort her..."
"Okay..."
"Sure..."
"And Ms. Wildman...you should go with the,,,, they might need some...muscles...if you get my drift..."
"Okay..."
SWAT!
"Ow!"
"What was that, Fly Man?"
"I wasn't mocking you, Hime-sama!"
-x-
At the Sasanaki Clinic, the doctor was examining Hime and after over 20 minutes, he told Hime, Hiro, Sawawa, and Riza, who later joined in, that Hime is suffering from stress, and advised them that she needed to have a week's rest so she can recover, and also advised them not to agitate her o her stress would worsen that would lead to difficult anger management control, and Riza nodded as she told Hiro not to make Hime angry, which he nodded. The gang then left the clinic and went to the parking lot where Flandre is waiting inside the car.
By then the gang left the parking lot and are heading back to Hime's castle.
To Be Continued…
Hope you like the opening chapter, and here you get to see Hime "blowing her top" for the first time, as she gets to experience stress for the first time, and a few comic moments showed here after a brief action.
Fly Man makes an appearance and he is the first of Hime's stress victims...and ow she is advised by her doctor to get some rest, but given the assassins coming over, will she be okay?More on that in the upcoming chapters…
Preview:
As Hime attempts to relax as part of her doctor's advice, mayhem ensues as some PERVERTED assassins makes an attempt on Hime, and the gang is forced to defend her just to prevent her from "exploding" in rage…
