Albert Einstein lay on the bed dying. He whipsered to this nurse in jerman,
"c'mon baby, you know you wanna suck on all 200 iq's of this bitch", but all
she heard was"Komm schon, Baby, wissen Sie, Sie wollen auf allen 200 IQ von
dieser Hündin saugen". However, this particular nurse had a fondness for
fondleing the elderly. She especially enjoyed the smart ones. She ripped his
colderroys off and grabbed at his wrinkly and dried up weinerschnitzel. She
placed his meaty clunger into her coke hungry mouth, and created a vacuum in
order to conserve his mass.
Her theory of dickativity stated that he was
getting hard as fuck. His pubic hair looked exactly the same as the hair on
his head, down to every crazy tuft and curl. It was almost as if his penis
was a miniature version of himself. Suddenly, his penis began to speak as
well. The voice emnating from his urethra was filled with penile passion. It
asked in english, remarkably, "how'sabouta nice sucking?" The nurse reacted
with both shock and delight. She quickly wrapped her lips around the wrinkly
kielbasa. Einstein's penis suddenly got a lot harder, at a speed nearly
exceeding E=Mc^2. This caused the formation of a gasmstar in the nurses
mouth, and she was overtaken by pleasure.
Her medical vagina was quickly
sopping with fluid, and the floor was getting slippery. She was having
trouble staying upright, but her grip on Einsteins cock held her up. This
obvious disregard for the rules of gravity only made Al even more aroused,
and weiner extended to it's full length of one fuckagram. The nurse was
propeled into the cieling by the sheer power of his savage bonner. It quikly
subsided though, when it realized she could no longer fellate him with her
head halfway through the drywall that inexplicably made up the cieling. It
went back down to a measly 18 inches, and her tongueing resumed. He pushed
her off in order to reserve his orgasm for later.
He struggled to lift
himself up in the bed, so his nurse helped him overcome the forces of
gravity. She then assisted him in removing his shirt, revealing his saggy
nips, and the swastika tatto on his left pectoral. On his other pectoral sat
the phrase DIEDIENAZIHITLERJEW. On his middle pectoral, there was a small
tattoo of a smaller pectoral. The nurse then clumsily tried to crawl on top
of him, breaking his brittle Necken. (Necken is german for Rib, I'm very
passionate about german) She tried to straddle his magnificent wiener, but
its length made this a difficult proposition. She grabbed her standard issue
medical grappling hook and rose high above his dick. She then proceeded to
drop down on to it mission impossible style, on she didn't slow her descent
at all.
This kind of non-linear acceleration caused her to land on his penis
at a very high speed. This caused her internal organs to all rupture
simultaneously. The obvious sexiness of this act caused einstein to
immediately succum to pleasure and explode with the force of an balck rohle.
He yelled in pleasure, screaming "Ficke ich nie bis zum Ende der Staffel 6
DER BIG BANG THEORY SEE" and was ded. A doctor ran in to see what all the
ruckus was, and witness a nurse hemmorghing from he vagina onto the dead
albert einstein.
The doctor askedd "YOU KNOW WHO DIS IS? WHAT HE SAY BEFORE
HE DIE?" She look at him an say "zimbabwe" and she asplodeed into a star.
Boot den, she wans't really dead and she say to doctor, " i dun speakr
jerman shepherd" adn den sshe really was ded. Then eixstein said bazingan
the end