Disclaimer: I don't own Regular Show.
CJ slapped Mordecai with lightning going through her hand, leaving a hand-shaped mark on his cheek.
"Don't ever mess with me again!" Cloud Princess threatened. She shot out the window in her cloud form.
"Dude," Mordecai asked. "Who was that?"
Rigby, still terrified, replied, "T-the princess of the C-cloud Kingdom. Though she prefers to be called CJ."
"Dude. I think I have a crush. What do you know about her, Rigby?"
"I was trying to help you get over your Margret sad times by hooking you two up. But she's evil, man!"
"She is not!" Mordecai slapped Rigby's mouth. "Ow!" Rigby cried in pain. "Her dad said she was evil, Mordecai!"
"Naw, dude. I saw beyond her cloudy gaze, and noshed windy lunch with her soul." Mordecai looked out the window. "She's not evil. She's passionate. Help me track her down."
"What? No way! I'm telling you, she's evil! If we could go to the Cloud Kingdom without getting killed I could prove it to you!"
"She-"
"NO, man! Her own father said so!"
"C'mon, Rigby! I really like her! Help me out. Rigby, Rigby help me out. Help me out. Rigby, help me. Rigby, Rigby help me!" Mordecai jacked Rigby's face up as he pleaded.
"Ehhh…no?"
"Please, dude!"
Rigby used his powers to return his normal face. "Well, well, well. Look who's finally the one begging."
"So I begged. Will you help thy out?"
"Nope. She's evil. And I'm not gonna almost get killed…again. I may not even be lucky this time."
"But-"
"SHABABOO!"
"But du-"
"SHABLIBOO!"
"Fine! Some friend, you are, Rigby!"
Mordecai angrily stomped out of the room. As he walked in the hallway, he bumped into Benson. "What? Oh. Hey, Benson."
"Mordecai," Benson said. "I need you and Rigby today to repaint the cart, rake leaves and set up the chairs."
"But I…well, see, Benson…there's this new girl I really like, and I was wondering if I could take another day off?"
"Absolutely not,"
"But-"
"SHABABOO!"
"What the-"
"SHABLIBOO!"
"UGH! Fine! I'll do the stupid chores! But if I do them all can I take the rest of the day off?"
"If you finish by 8:10 then yes."
"Thanks, Benson! You won't regret it!" Mordecai ran quickly from Benson, smiling.
"I doubt that," muttered Benson.
Mordecai repainted the cart at 2: 52, which took an hour because the cart was stolen two times by hooligans. At 3:58, he setting up the chairs, and that took three hours because Muscle Man and Fives pranked Mordecai constantly, and Rigby had unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds' wife: The Destroyess of Worlds.
Mordecai and Rigby had gotten into fight that lasted ten minutes and then took a break at the Coffee Shop. There, Margret apologized to Mordecai earlier and Mordecai forgave her, but told her he moved on when she asked him out.
"I'm just gonna wait until I'm in a relationship for a while," lied Mordecai.
However, Rigby and Mordecai had lost track of time playing the new arcade game the shop bought called "Guardians of Sunshine." Rigby realized it was 8:46 when Eileen said they were closing in fourteen minutes. When they arrived at the park, Mordecai lost his privilege and had to work all day tomorrow.
Rigby tried cheering up the saddened Mordecai but failed. By the time it was 10:27, the duo were raking the leaves by a forest and couldn't stop until they were done as punishment from Benson.
"Dude," Rigby stated. "I'll try working extra hard tomorrow so you can have extra time to find CJ."
Mordecai looked at Rigby. "You mean-?"
"Yeah, I'll help you seek for her."
"Whoo! Alright! Thanks, man. I'll help you get into a date with Eileen in return."
"STOP TALKING! I do not like Eileen!"
"Not with her glasses on you don't," Mordecai smirked. "SHABABOO!"
"Dude. What do you keep-"
"SHABLIBOO!"
"UGH!"
"But you sure you're not into any other girls? What about that girl who lived in the woods and survived eating just wildberries? She also referred herself as Wildberry Princess! She could even make anything out of wildberries! She could even make a wildberry bed and pillow. Small and plump. That could be nice."
Before Mordecai can say anything, light shines on the two friends. They look up in the sky to see a burning bird.
"Is that bird…on fire?" Mordecai asked. "Hey!" exclaimed the bird. "Don't you judge me! It was that cloud chick down there that had done this to me."
Mordecai and Rigby run farther into the woods, and hide behind a group of bushes. They look up from them and there they see-
"Cloud Princess!" Mordecai whispered.
I don't feel like doing the complete story in one chap. I'm too tired. Sorry. But hey. Make sure you check out my profile and see my story status. I got a lot of future stories coming!
-BossKing109