Dil and Lil
By Samhoku
Disclaimer: I do not own anything of this. I am only building on the character and trying to remember what I used to watch on Netflix. This is a One Shot because I cannot do chapter stories for very long, and it tends to frustrate reviewers and myself. If it does well it might be a two or three shot. My apologize for the bland title.
Info on Story: They are in their late teens to early adults, the story is rated T, but it shouldn't have T rated materiel. I am merely parinoid. Maybe some crude humor, because that is how I roll. :p Or morbid humor.
Chapter
Dil had been developing a crush on Lil most of his life. Started as some weird thing called 'puppy love' and developed something called, 'The deadly Blushinator.' Needless to say, he didn't enjoy having a crush on someone. Especially someone he knew all his life. But at the moment Dil wasn't above watching Lil and Phil play basketball as he took a break. Phil had an unfair height advantage, but Lil was small and could get past him.
Dil waited for a break in their banter and playing then said to them in a mock weary voice, "I am tired just watching you two. Can you sit down and take a break before you both get heatstroke? And I would hate to have to give Phil the kiss of life again."
Phil shuddered and said in a disgusted voice, "I was fine! I was only waterlogged, the kiss of life was not needed!" Earlier that summer Phil appeared to be drowned. When they pulled him out Dil got desperate and gave him CPR, which they jokingly named the kiss of life when Phil almost punched Dil's lights out.
Lil came over and sat by Dil, grabbing her water bottle and drank quite a bit of the delicious source of life inside. She looked at her brother and rolled her eyes, "Relax, we all thought you had drowned and needed to be revived. The point of CPR is to bring back someone that is almost dead." Lil qouted Magic Max in Princess Bride.
Dil stared at her with a blank expression and said in a Darth Vadar voice, "Lil, I don't know what you speak of." He ducked when she tried to whack him in the head, a grin crossing his face, "I did nothing! I cave!"
Lil crossed her arms over her chest and gave him a look, "I showed you Princess Bride 6 times! I even talked to you while we watched it!" She had no way of knowing that Dil had full conversations with people in his sleep.
Dil grinned a little, "I must have fallen asleep." He patted his red hair, it had gotten all messy during their playing, "Mother is trying to convince me to cut my hair...again." Last time she had convinced him to cut it, it ended up being a crew cut. Now it was just growing out down to his neck again.
Lil grumbled at him then squirted her water at him, catching Dil by surprise. He stared at her with his mouth gaping opened and he shot water back at her, ducking when she tried to get him again, accidentally hitting her brother. Within seconds they where having a huge water fight. After it was over they all decided on a movie night.
Dil still liked the concept of life on other planets, but he wasn't as obsessed over it. They all decided that Doctor Who and Sherlock would be acceptable. Then a retry of Princess Bride. But only because Lil threatened to to tell his mother that he had been raiding the fridge during the night. Lil didn't actually know that, but she could make an educated guess.
They each went back to their own homes, ate dinner, then Lil and Phil got ready to come over to Dil's house. Tommy and Kimmi had married right out of highschool. Dil opened the door for them and handed them each a bowl of popcorn, "Four Doctor Who episodes, two Sherlock, and the Princess Bride, correct?"
Lil smiled and nodded once, looking at her brother for confirmation. Phil was already digging into the popcorn, not really caring about the movie. Lil had bribed him with food. As they all sat down Dil got the movie up on a popular streaming on the television and they sat down to watch.
They watched the 'Empty Child' and a few other Doctor Who episodes. Dil was able to quote certain parts of them and was able to quote parts of Sherlock. Phil had gone back into the kitchen to make himself more popcorn.
Lil had fallen asleep during Sherlock and was snoring loudly. Dil looked at the girl that had fallen asleep on his side and looked amused. He flicked it over to Princess Bride and nudged Lil, "Lillian, the Bride is on." When she didn't move or wake up he shrugged and played it anyways. Maybe she would wake up during the movie. Dil started to watch it and wanted to take a 9mil to his head. Buttercup and Weasly where so stupid. Once they got to Fezzik and Indigo he started to get more interested. These people he could relate to. But around the time Buttercup threw herself down the hill head first Dil started to crack up. When they ran into the woods he started to doze, falling asleep.
Phil had gone outside for a few minutes to put out the fire that the popcorn had turned into. He came back in and looked at them, hiding a smile when he saw them both asleep. Phil took a picture of them with his Igadget and posted it on Farcebook. He then tagged Chucky, Angelica, Tommy, and Kimmi. Then he got a devilish idea and tagged Dil and Lil in it. He would probably have to run for his life, but it was totally worth it.