22 Haikus about The Simpsons
Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons. Matt Groening & 20th Century Fox do.
#1. The new Simpsons suck
I miss the old school ones
Please just end it now!
#2. Bart has spiky hair
He is also mischievous
But also good too
#3. Marge has a beehive
She's quite the nagger as well
She painted Ringo
#4. Homer is an oaf
He can now be a jerkass
But old Homer rocks
#5. Lisa plays the sax
Her middle name is "Marie"
Vegetarian
#6. Maggie is quiet
She loves her pacifier
Shot Mr. Burns, too
#7. I hate Moe Szyslak
But not because he's ugly
But 'cause he's a douche
#8. Barney is a drunk
He has a beautiful voice
Would like him to sing
#9. Snowball is a cat
She is owned by Lisa S.
Has black fur not white
#10. Martin is a nerd
Nelson secretly likes him
Is also pudgy
#11. Nelson's the bully
He secretly likes Martin
Dated Lisa once
#12. Milhouse is Bart's friend
His parent's look like siblings
He loves Lisa, too
#13. Ralph is quite awkward
He is a brilliant actor
Mittens is his cat
#14. Krusty is a Clown
Mr. Teeney is his chimp
Mel is his sideshow
#15. Mr. Burns is bad
His assistant is Smithers
Maggie shot him once
#16. Smithers works for Burns
While drunken he shot Jasper
He still works for Burns
#17. His name is Skinner
He also steam's quite the ham
Also fought in 'nam
#18. Itchy and Scratchy
They tend to kill eachother
Are a cat and mouse
#19. Sideshow Bob is bad
He has hair like a palm tree
He's a great actor
#20. Professor John Frink
He is a great scientist
Made a flying bike
#21. We love Ned Flanders
At least the old Ned Flanders
He is crappy now
& last but not least:
#22. Rest in Peace Marcia
Edna Krabappel was great
We'll never forget you
Hope you enjoyed!