If Possible.
Chpt. 1 The Plan.
It only took him a single passing second for him to have a thought.
"Oh!"
That single passing, small and seemingly child-like question passed through his mind.
"Hmm..."
That one single thought that could certainly change the course of life forever.
"It's plausible..."
A thought that no other scientist such as himself would do so much as interest him, because a such an idea would be considered blasphemy.
"Interesting..."
Oh, Mayuri-sama grinned in delight when that dangerous thought passed his head!
"Nemu!"
A dangeous thought indeed.
Two Weeks later...
The sky was as bright and cheerful as any other day, Yamada, Hanatarou ran through the forest well past the the outskirts of the Seireitei, huffing his usual huff, his arms were full of anesthetics and gauze wraps, the shadows of the trees blocked the sunlight which made the young seventh seat very greatful.
Finally, he made it to the secret place, a small shelter that was well hidden and out of the perimeter of Gotei 13 detection unit, as well as most souls, something he stumbled upon long ago all on his own and by accident. With a small smile on his face, he has reached his destination.
"I'm Back!" Hanatarou annouced, the door opened and out came a tall cloaked being, what's otherwise noticeable was the being's cerulean eyes that seem to glow right out of tthe shadows, as well as strands of light golden hair.
"Welcome back. Yamada-san. I see that you have another day off."
"Unh!" Hanatarou smiled brightly at the tall and feminine being as she unhood herself, Tia Harribel, the former Trecera Espada, and the only one to have survived while keeping her form and yet lost nearly all of her powers, the only thing remains was some of her mask that fringe the bridge of her nose, and her fighting abilities and prowess.
"N-Ne... Harribel-san, I told you not to stand move around too much!" Hanatarou scolded lightly. Something both he and the taller female were used to, Harribel knew that moving too much could open the wounds that took three week to heal, and in that time, both were used to the awkwardness ensued between the two unusual substance.
"My apologies,"
"Well, it's understandable, being here must be boring without someone to talk to, I wish I had more day-offs to keep you company." Hanatarou said with a small sigh, "Duty, is duty, no one can escape that unless dead." She replies with which Hanatarou laughed nervously at her straight-forward wording. "Yes well, speaking of, did any wounds opened?" He asked as they both entered the little shed. "None, however the gauze is quite itchy." "Oh, well then let me put some ointment on that..." She sat with her back toward him and pointed at the area in point. Hanatarou sat behind her and begun unwrapping the gauze and Harribel covered herself as soon as they fell off her body.
And then silence.
Not the kind of silence that's blissful or awkward, rather, it was the kind of silence that's adequate between two individuals.
It was good.
"Butter."
Click.
Both looked up alarmed by the sudden sounds, Harribel narrowed her eyes, realizing that her detection skills was very rusty. Hanatarou was beyond surprised and is infact spazzing nervously. "Wha-What? Who-When-What-Wait! Who's there?"
"Well done Nemu!" An all too familiar voice said.
"Thank you, Mayuri-sama."
"Mayuri-sama... EHHH? K-Ku-Kurotsuchi-Taicho?" The young boy exclaimed. And entered the said captain and his less than appreciated lieutenant. Arms crossed behind his back, grin very uncanny, "This does not look good for you, Hanatarou-san, not good at all." Hanatarou nearly collasped out of shock and fear, Harribel caught him in time, "Who are you?" She questioned the strange man with cool eyes. "My, my, what a polite Arrancar! If you must know I am Kurotsuchi, Mayuri, 12th Captain of the Gotei 13 and well renown scientist, experimentalist, and President of the Shinigami Research and Development Institute. At your service. This is my lieutenant, Kurotsuchi, Nemu. You might as well get use to her as she will be here more often."
"Wa-What do you mean?" Hanatarou asked with a weary face, "I mean, you are to be apart of an experiment, including her." Mayuri pointed at the two. "What experiment?"
"I'm glad you ask!" Mayuri settled himself on the dirty little floor of the dirty little shack, "You see, two weeks ago I had this passing thought, something I am certain no other scientist alive would ever thought of." "And that would be," Harribel said. "An Offspring between a Shinigami, and an Arrancar!"
Silence.
Pure unadulterated awkward silence.
"What? You don't find this exciting?" The captain asked the two tilting his head, Hanatarou's mouth was wide open and his eyes were dilated, Harribel's eyebrows arched upward, obviously surprised, and Nemu took a picture of the reaction, "Butter."
"Hmm... Now I understand that this is too much of a shock for you, however, you don't have much of a choice." The mad man sighed, Hanatarou blinked away his surprise and said, "What do you mean that 'we don't have much of a choice'? And How did you find out about us?" "Please, how did I NOT find out? I am researcher and scientist, every new movement or disturbance that occurs, I would know. Only. And that other part, is pretty much obvious." Mayuri waved his hand nonchalantly.
"I put a rather generous amount of a dormant poison inside of you two weeks ago." "... Poison?" "Yes! I've already told your captain of this endeavour and told her not to get involved of this so called mission I've sent you to do." "Poison..." "A mission only you, I believe, would do." "Poison..." Harribel looked at the rather stuck boy and looked at the mad man before her, acting all cool and collected as those he were talikng about the weather. "By what means do you want us to do?" "Isn't it obvious? If possible, I want the two of you to consumate."
"Eh?"
"And have a child."
"Eh?"
"And if you don't do this, I'll show all of Gotei 13 these naughty photos and have to dispose you, which is a pain, and have the rest of the captains haaving to come run around and kill her."
"What! But-"
"So starting this very second the two of you are now mates! You're a lucky man!"
"Alright."
"EEEHHHH?"
Knly5-And there you have it! Ask and you shall receive! the third and permanent installment of HalliHana! I'm sure you're gonna love this because I planned this for two months! My oc Kanoko Oba will be in it as the medium for the unusual couple but of course that won't be until later in the story, and of course if there's Kanoko, there's Renji! Can you believe how nonchalant Mayuri was? Can you believe how relaxed Harribel answered? Poor Hana-chan! Being forced into a situtation he can't seem to win! Can you believe that?
So what do you suppose would happen next chappie ne? Something funny? Something dramatic? Something awkward?
Tune in next time!
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