Here is a little story that was bugging me, it is out of my system now. I guess this is thanks to Habeous Corpus, gave me the idea from my other story.
Sadly none of the characters are mine.
Love ~Eli
The CBI team had just finished a case and they were all sitting at their desks, typing away boring, tedious reports. Except for Jane, who was in the kitchen making himself a nice cup of tea.
Suddenly out of no where there is a loud thunder and lightning. It only takes a minute for the power system in the office to shut down and everything goes pitch black.
"Oh Damn" a voice can be heard from Lisbon's office, "JANE, what did you do this time?"
"Patience woman, patience, it is because of the storm." Jane yells back, feeling his way to his couch.
"Yeah, they'll have it up and running in no time," Rigsby says from his desk.
Lisbon storms out of her office and hits a pole on her way to the bullpen. "Don't we have damn emergency lights."
"Thank god I had saved my work."Van Pelt sighs a relief.
"Cho"
"Yes, boss"
"Go check the fuse box, and Jane you might as well help."
"Patien..."
"I will shoot you if you say patience one more time."
"Ok, Ok"
"Hey man! Watch where you are going!" Cho exclaims as he bumps into Jane. Rigsby's Laughter can be heard in the dark.
"Sorry"
As the two find their way to the fuse box, there is another lightning, but this time it is followed by the sound of Jane and Cho screaming in agony.
Silence
"Oh My God. What happened?!" Van Pelt yells, as the lights start to come back on again.
"Jane, Cho, are you guys ok?" Lisbon exclaims, as she turns around to face the two bodies on the ground.
"Oh man this is bad, some one better call the medics." Wayne moves over to see how the two men are doing.
Lisbon is frozen. She feels a hand push her away. It's Grace trying to reach her co-workers. Suddenly Jane starts to move and Lisbon feels relief flush over her. She rushes to his side.
"Hey man, you alright?" Rigsby looks very worried.
"Yeah, thanks for asking." Jane responds,in a stoic voice, "Just a little aching in my back."
"You should get that checked."
"No totally fine, thank you." He is now frowning.
"Jane! You were just electrocuted. Now you will go to the hospital or I will force you." Lisbon has her guard up again.
"Hey boss, did you just ..." Jane is genuinely confused, "Um... Call me Jane?"
"Oh very funny Jane. You are not getting out of this. We are going to the hospital whether you like it or not."
"Yeah Jane, we have to get Cho there too. He looks worst than you do." Van Pelt calmly states, pointing to the Asian man, who Rigsby is attending to.
"What the hell!" Jane is now on his feet, and looks terrified at the other body. "What is going on? Why am I here, but my body is lying over there?What happened?"
"Jane?" All three agents look at the blond consultant in confusion. He must have hit his head. Poor Jane.
"Will you guys stop calling me that. I am NOT Jane!" Jane is now very angry and he is still staring at Cho's body, who hasn't moved an inch.
"If you are not Jane... then who... are you?" Lisbon asks with a confused frown on her face.
"It's Cho Boss...Kimball Cho... I have been working here for eight years. How can you forget who I am?" Jane try to explain.
"Here" Van Pelt hands Jane a mirror, "tell me, who do you see?"
Jane hesitantly lifts the mirror to his face. He touches his face and then his hair. Then he looks down at his rumpled gray suit and his brown loafers. Suddenly he drops the mirror and stares about him in an astounded, terrified look. His face is white and he looks like he is about to faint.
"Hey man, I get it you are Cho in Jane's body. An I am guessing Jane's in there." Rigsby says with an amused look on his face pointing to Cho's body.
"Hey man, its not funny." Jane/Cho responds. He sits at Cho's desk, grief stricken as he realises his fate.
In this instant Cho's body begins to move.
"He is not gonna like this." Rigsby says what everyone is thinking.
"Oh...Ow!... A little help here, please..." Cho fumbles to get up and Lisbon goes to help him up.
He sits down on the brown leather couch and cracks his neck. Before he realises that his body is seated on Cho's chair, with his head in his hands.
Confusion, amusement and sorrow flashes on his face before he utters the will to ask, "Wierd, what am I doing there?" He points at Jane.
Jane/Cho lifts his head to stare back at him with angry eyes.
"Ok, Jane don't freak out, I am sure we can fix this." Lisbon says to Cho's body trying to comfort him.
Cho reaches to run his hand through his hair and feels spiky short hair pricking his hands.
"Ahhhh... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?"
"OK, Jane, calm down, we can fix this?" Lisbon looks very concerned
"Hey man, its not as bad as this." Jane/Cho points to his three piece suit.
"What are you talking about that's a $3000 suit you are wearing? Italian linen, custom made in Rome. Don't you dare complain."
"Oh man, this is going to be fun."Rigsby laughs from his position by Van Pelt's desk. "Ow...What was that for?"
"Wayne, you can't laugh at other people's agony." Van Pelt explains why she pinched him.
"Well now that I think about it," Jane in Cho's body says as he stretches himself and lay on his brown couch. He smiled a very wide grin, something no one had seen Cho ever do."It might just be fun." He closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
Lisbon rolled her eyes. Jane in anyone's body will always be Jane.
"Hey man, what the hell you doing?" Cho exclaimed, "You don't expect me to chase suspects in this body."
"That is perfectly fine body, just need a little tuning." Jane grins from the couch, where his arms are crossed over his chest and his eyes are peacefully closed.
"You call this a LITTLE tuning. I'll be old before I can run 2 minutes without losing my breath, in this body." Cho is now very mad and is hovering over Jane lying on the couch. "Dude, get up, we have to do something about this. I don't want to be Goldilocks for the rest of my life."
"Nope." Cho/Jane responds from the couch. "Oh by the way, don't forget to use the green protein shampoo everyday."
"Lisbon, you got a case, get your team briefed." Minelli stated as he walked in to the bullpen, handing Lisbon a brown folder. Suddenly he saw Cho lying on the couch. Grinning! and a very angry Jane standing over his head. "Uh...Care to explain."
"Its kinda complicated sir." Lisbon responded.
"Well, in short, Jane and Cho got electrocuted during the storm and now Jane is in Cho's body and Cho is in Jane's body."Rigsby explains instead of Lisbon.
"Sir, for the record It wasn't Jane's doing." Van Pelt adds.
"So, if I need to fire someone for misconduct, making Lisbon's life a living hell, causing bodily harm to fellow co-workers or hypnotizing suspects, I should fire Cho? Since Cho is Jane." Minelli asks.
"Exactly" Rigsby states.
"Sir we'll fix this. But after the case." Lisbon responds.
Minelli walks out of the bullpen shaking his head. Why on earth did I hire Patrick Jane?
"Cho dear, while you are up will you make me a cup of tea, I am sure Rigsby can help with the details." Jane asks still lying on the couch.
"I am allergic to tea leaves. You can't drink tea." Cho responds with an indifferent tone.
Upon hearing this Jane in Cho's body imidiatly shoots up from the couch in shock. "Allergic! Who on earth is allergic to tea?!!!!!!!!"
"Well, Cho is." Rigsby responds, with a sigh of relief that he doesn't have to make tea for Mr. Did you put the Milk in First.
"Guys, we have a case. We will fix this problem later. Girl found dead in a public swimming pool in Stockton. Lets get a move on people."
With that, the entire team moved out of the bullpen, followed by a depressed and gloomy Jane in Cho's body.
No tea. Who can possibly be allergic to tea. Oh great. No tea for you, . No tea for the REST OF MY LIFE.
Hope you guys like it. Review and I'll see if I should continue.