The thunder rumbled loudly, causing the windows to shake so much you could feel the vibration on the walls. It was midday, and there was a thunderstorm passing through the base, making everything seem as dark as night.
A lightning flash lit up thw whole room, before being followed by another roar of thunder.
"Aw, man!" Groaned Kisame as the image on the television blurred an snowed. "Gunther was about to kiss her!"
"Who cares, un!" Deidara huffed. "I have other things to worry about, and it does not include your sappy opera's." Deidara began yanking on his blonde hair, hissing in pain, as he tried to untangle the pice of clay Tobi had stuck on it.
Hidan walked into the room. "I am here, I am here. All of your shitty lifes are now much better." He plopped down on the worn down couch.
Thunder rumbled though again.
"Sheesh, I get it, Janshin-sama," said Hidan to the cealing. "I'll get your fucking sacrifice to-mo-rrow."
Kakuzu and Kisame looked at him, WTF looks crossing their faces before returning to their work.
"Where's Sasori-danna, un?" asked Deidara, giving up in taking the white wad out.
"With Itachi." Hidan stood up and walked into the kitchen, returning with a large pice of pizza, and a can of coke in his hand. "They're outside in their little emo corner," Hidan said through his mouth full.
"I wonder what they're doing," thought Kisame outloud, turning of the broken tv. You could hear pounding on the door
Kakuzu spoke. "There have been a few rumors about them going around," he muttered.
This caught the attention of shark boy and lava-er. . . blondie. "What rumor?" they asked at the same time.
Kakuzu smirked. "Well. . . I could tell you, but. . .I have a price."
They handed him all the money they had.
"Sasori and Itachi are banging."
Deidara's eyes widened at the thought. "No. . ."
Kisame had the same reaction. "Since when?" he asked.
Kakuzu crossed his arms. "Since a few minutes ago."
"Are you serious?"
Kakuzu smirked again. "Yep. Now open the door before they catch a cold."