Mican: -sigh- I know what all of you are thinking…. But I cant resist it!!!
Itachi: hn.. Resist what?
Mican: I always forgot about a plot if I wont do it in 10 minutes….
Itachi: hn…
Mican: Oh well!!!!!!!! Itachi-danna!!! Disclaimer please!!
Itachi: Mican does not own Naruto… sadly I know…yet truth always hurts….
A/N: Oneshot… another Itanaru!! Yay!!!
Happy b-day Naru-chan!!!
Dedicated to all meh reviewers!!!
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Title: Itachi has a blue-eyed blonde
Made by: Dark Mican
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Itachi has a blue-eyed blonde
Itachi has a blue eyed blonde,
Blue-eyed blond,
Blue-eyed blond,
Itachi has a blue eyed blond that he hugs everyday,
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The blonde possessed pouty lips,
Pouty lips,
Pouty lips,
The blonde possessed pouty lips that Itachi loves to kiss
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The blonde possessed the bluest eyes,
Bluest eyes,
Bluest eyes,
The blonde possessed that bluest eyes that Itachi always drowned,
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The blonde possessed a fish-cake name,
Fish-cake name,
Fish-cake name,
The blonde possessed a fish-cake name that Naru loves to eat
The blonde possesed the shiny hair,
shiny hair,
shiny hair
The blonde possesed the shiny hair that gleams in the light,
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The blonde possesed Pheremones,
Pheremones,
Phereromones,
The blonde possesed phereromones To make him look girly.
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The blonde possesed the hottest boy,
hottest boy,
hottest boy,
The blonde possesed the hottest boy...
By what? In L-O-V-E of course!!
Soo... Uchiha Itachi was the luckiest man alive...
Until...
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But one day, a certain Uchiha got horny,
So he asked his dear uke that possessed pouty lips and bluest eyes and fished caked- named Bouncy and gleaming hair, pheremon showered blonde…………………
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Itachi wants a hawt male smex,
Hawt male smex,
Hawt male smex,
Itachi wants a hawt male smex that a tent was clearly shown,
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Naruto protested and said nooo
Said nooo…
Said nooo..
Naruto protested and said no-o-o ………………..
You know why?
Because…………………
"MY BUTTS SORE YOU FUCKING, HORNY 24/7,ARROGANT, SADISTIC, LOVER OF MINE NAMED ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!"
Sooo… that…my friends….was Naruto,
Our dear blonde,
With pouty lips,
With the bluest eyes,
Fish-caked named,
With bouncy hair
And gleaming too!!
Showered with male attracting pheremones...
Beautiful blonde
Shrieked/ wailed…………
-Sigh-
Too bad, Naruto's protests were heard by deaf ears………..
And sooo,
Moans and grunts vibrated through the great Konohagakure,
And two sweaty,males with suspicious looking substances sticking to each other's bodies were lying comfortably into their beds…
Not noticing that every citizen and Ninja were wide awake, Eyes the size of a saucers, and bloody noses…
And...
"Muhahahahhahahahhhahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! A yaoi fan-club!! Rise with me!!!!!"
A rather familiar voice rang...
And lookie here...
The one who prided himself as straight...always...and forever...
The man...The one and only one...
Hoshikage...Kisame...
Now the new leader of Itanaru super yaoi fanclub
-Insert Kisame laughing evilly while doing victory sign-
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Mican: O….My………GAWD!!! I Cant believed I wrote that!!!
Itachi: -smexy Uchiha smirk ™- that was hawt Mican-chan –pats back-
Mican: ehehehhee!!!!!! This is all for you meh dear reviewers!!! And lets say Happy advance b-day to dear Naru-chan!!!!
Mican and Itachi: -evil smirk ™-
Read and review no jutsu!!!!!