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Sheriff Berringer had finally made it out of the woods and wandered back into town. "Stupid bitch!" he muttered as he touched his tender nose again.

A blass of fire from town square caught his attention along with the large crowd that gathered around it. "What the hell?" he nearly shouted.

A body ran into his, nearly knocking him over, "Which where you're going!" the Sheriff shouted. "Sorry Sheriff! Incredible isn't it?" the young youth said grinning from ear to ear.

"What is?" the Sheriff asked. "The witches are died! While a lot of them anyway! Hansel and Gretel got them! They're burning the head witch right now!" the young boy shouted as he broke into a run to get to the town square faster.

"They what?" the Sheriff shouted after him.

Standing on the outside of the crowd the Sheriff watched as the people of the town cheered the siblings and celebrated the return of their children. He was so in grossed in the crowds' attentions that he didn't notice a figure walking up from behind him.

"So I hear that it took three other guys and you to take on my sister. Not that I'm surprised, I mean, a piss ant like you, isn't man enough to take her on by yourself.." Hansel snared.

The Sheriff stiffened but didn't turn around. Hansel leaded forward next to the Sheriff's ear, "Two of them had to hold her in order for you to even land a pouch." said Hansel. The Sheriff wiped around to face him, and was met with a punch to the face.

"Fuck!" the Sheriff shouted grabbing a hold of his once again broken nose. The Sheriff wasn't able to recover before he was met with a kick to his knee cap, causing him to kneel to the ground.

"She refused to tell me what had happened; I had to hear about it from Edward." Hansel said bending down to look the Sheriff in the face.

"Who the fucks Edward." the Sheriff was able to say before reserving a punch to the stomach, sending him completely to the ground.

"My sister and I kill witches, you bastard! We were hired to do a job; and bring back the children this town had lost. But you, you couldn't take it that the mayor sent for us, one of us being a girl no less." Hansel said circling the Sheriff who hadn't tried to move from the ground. "My sister was out looking for me when you attacked her. She was trying to find me so that we could do your job!" Hansel shouted. The Sheriff spat out blood, nearing hitting Hansel's shoes. Rolling his body, he made it onto his stomach, and pushed his way up onto his feet.

Hansel waited for him to do so, you can't kick a guy when he's already down; that's what Gretel had always told him.

The Sheriff stood up straight. "Your sister is a stupid whore who…"

WHAM!

The Sheriff was unable to finish his sentence for he was sent straight back to the ground from a blow to the head.

Cradling his head while trying to see through the blood that was freely flowing into his eyes the Sheriff looked up the see Hansel holding his gun like a baseball bat, "I should kill you for what you did to my sister, but we have a rule, or rather Gretel has a rule about not killing any one that is not a witch. So for her sake I'm not going to kill you." Hansel said leaning over the Sheriff. "Right now any way." he added as stood up straight.

"Hansel? You ready to go?" Gretel shouted.

Hansel smirked and started over to her. "More then ready." he said.

So? Was it ok? Please Review and let me know!

"Who the fucks Edward is one of my favorite lines from the movie. I had to put it in.

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