I don't own Sly Cooper…..I wish. This is a SongFic to Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
I don't care about mean reviews, just nothing to mean. XD
Ugh, work is so stressful and its hard work, but it pays bills. I don't mind it, but I do mind him, and that him is Sly Cooper. He is always agitating me and will not stop flirting. Yeah, I guess I see how he is cute, really cute, but that is not an option for me. And he is a thief, and I am a cop, but he is one damn cute thief.
I went into the bathroom to see how much sleep I had gotten last night. I have been working late for the past few nights because I need the extra money.
I looked at my face, I could always see what guys saw in me. I was beyond gorgeous but I was NOT bragging about it because when most guys see me their first though is 'Ooo, I found a chick I get to bang tonight'. But that is nowhere even close to what I am like, and after I break their noise or something they get the picture that I am not interested in a one night stand.
It's not that I don't date, guys just don't see past the physical features of me.
But Sly does. My heart said.
What the hell, were did that come from?
All Cooper wants is in your pants. My mind fought back.
No he is different, he is special. He looks on in inside and has never judged you. My heart said again.
Well I did not want to fight myself today I was just too tired for this. I made myself stop thinking about it, and left the bathroom and went into my room.
It's a normal room I guess, not big, not small, its average for an apartment. But they're papers everywhere, and guess who they're all about. Yes, Sly. I could clean up if I wanted to, but I think I don't because I like to stare at his beautiful face.
See you do like him. My mind said. Great, I had to think about it!
I let out a deep breath and got a camie and some booty shorts for bed and took them into the bathroom.
I took off my work jacket and started to strip the rest of my work uniform but heard a quite thump on the fire escape and stopped. I thought it could be Cooper spying on me, not wanted to give him a show I went to go look.
I found that the window was open. My shock pistol on my night stand, I took it and went to look around the apartment. I left my room trying to hear anything or see anything out of place.
I didn't find anything, and I looked outside to find a newspaper on the fire escape. I mentally kicked myself in the face, closed the window and locked it.
Out of the corner on my eye I saw something move. With my shock pistol in my hand I whipped around and shot at whatever had moved. But it was only the plant next to my bed on the night stand. I thought for a second, wondering how it had moved.
Then I felt the breeze of my other window by my bed open. Ugh, I am really stupid some times. I had knocked my clock radio over too. Great, if it doesn't work I don't know how I am going to get up in the morning.
I looked at it for a bit, put it back on my table and turned it on to see f it worked. The radio came on and I recognized the song. It was Super Bass my Nicki Minaj.
Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys
I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
A boy that makes your heart beat like a super bass, huh? I thought about it, and then seriously doubted it.
When you see Sly your heart beats like a super bass. My heart said with a smirk.
"My heart does not beat like a bass when I see Sly!" I screamed to myself.
"No, you are right, but the last time I saw you, your heart was beating like a super bass."
Shit! I turned around to see the famous Sly Cooper, and he was right. My heart is beating like a super bass.
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