So here's the first chapter! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or any lame pickup lines that will soon appear in the story.

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"So what are we here for?" an irritated Sasuke asked, annoyed that he had to miss his training for something so…insignificant. Shikamaru shrugged, and yawned.

"Don't ask me, ask Naruto. He's the one who called us here in the first place." And went back to staring up at the clouds.

"Hey, guys! Guess what?!" a hyper Naruto appeared on the hill, apparently really excited about something. He waved to an annoyed Sasuke, a bored Shikamaru, and a meditating Neji. They all ignored him, deciding that he probably had news that Ichiraku had come up with a brand new, fantastic flavor.

"Hey! Pay attention to me! This could change our lives as we know it!" Naruto whined, flapping his arms around wildly. Neji cracked open an eye, and said in a monotone," What news could you possibly have that could 'change our lives as we know it?'" Only then did the three ninja notice that the knucklehead ninja had an orange-coloured book with him.

"Please do not tell me that you're starting to read Icha Icha Paradise." Sasuke started, twitching a bit. Naruto snorted, and retorted," Maybe you would, teme, but not me. No, this beauty here is the secret to our successful futures!" He held up the book so the three could see the title of the book.

"'101 Tips On Getting Girls'?" Sasuke read, still twitching. He glared up at Naruto, and heard Shikamaru mumble," Troublesome…"

"Oi, dobe, what's the big idea? Of course, you would be the only 14-year-old to use pickup lines on girls." he sneered. Naruto scowled, and gave him the finger.

"Just because you have bad luck with Sakura, teme, doesn't mean the rest of us don't have a chance with our girls!" At this, Neji and Shikamaru started twitching slightly.

"Ino is not my girl." Shikamaru stated, still gazing at the clouds. Naruto snickered," Who said Ino was your girl? What? You got a crush on the blond piggy?" Shikamaru found a pebble and threw it at Naruto's direction. He smirked when he heard the satisfying THUNK! when the rock found it's target. Neji voiced his thoughts as well.

"If you even touch my cousin, I will block all of your chakra points and send you flying to Suna."

"Chill, Neji! Man, I thought we were friends, too! Besides, I would never hurt Hinata." Naruto was quiet for a couple of minutes before adding," This book might even help you get together with Tenten, ya know…" He smirked at the others pissed off looks, before challenging," I bet you guys are too scared to do anything, am I right?" At this, Neji and Sasuke scowled, while Shikamaru just yawned again.

'How troublesome…'

"Fine, I accept your bet." Sasuke snarled, before he could really think about what he was getting into. Neji, never one to take a blow on his pride, said," I'm in. Fate has brought this onto me, and it's my destiny to win this.

"Sheesh, you and your destiny crap!" Naruto rolled his eyes, and turned to Shikamaru.

"Well?" he asked rather impatiently," Are you in or not?"

"Troublesome," Shikamaru muttered," But I'm in." Naruto grinned.

"Ok, then, here's the deal. We read this book for tips, then we try them out on our girls. First one to get a date wins." Sasuke nodded.

"And the loser has to do the dare that the winner thinks of." he said, already thinking about what evil dares he would make the loser (*coughNARUTOcough*) do.

"DEAL!"

"Hn."

"......troublesome..."

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So there it is! If anyone has any really lame pickup lines I can use, please message me, or write it in a review. Thank you! =D

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