Tara: Well this is a cute idea I thought, and soon it's going to be funny… XD
Chapter 1: Transformed
Kowalski was in his lab late at night working on his new invention like he always does anymore. "Hey Kowalski what are you doing?" Private came into the lab asking. "Well I'm working on my Proteactor which will be used to create children…" Kowalski answered. "Why? Don't we already have enough penguins here?" Private asked. "Yeah, but I overheard Alice saying that if the female penguin doesn't have any kids soon one of us are going to be sent to… the Breeding Center" Kowalski stated. "Oh. Who does she think is the female?" Private asked. "I don't know…" Kowalski replied.
"So who will be the mom and dad if we do get a new penguin?" Private asked again. "I haven't worked that out yet. We'll see by tomorrow. Now please leave me to finish my work" Kowalski said. "Alright see you later Kowalski" Private said leaving the lab. Kowalski sighed, and turned a knob.
~ (Tomorrow)
"So what machine that ultimately fails do you have to show us now?" Skipper asked Kowalski while he stood in front of his Proteactor. "When I give my presentation I will tell you… I'm still waiting for Private" Kowalski replied. "Where is that brit anyway?" Skipper said looking around. The hatch suddenly opened, and down came Private with a bunch of baby supplies. "Sorry for being late but I wanted to be prepared…" Private said while setting the stuff down next to the bunks. "Alright" Kowalski said while revealing his machine. "This is my Proteactor!" Kowalski exclaimed.
"Normally Kowalski I would try to change the name, but I just feel like I'm bored right now…" Skipper sighed. "Hmm…" Kowalski hummed surprised Skipper was actually tired. "Anyways the Proteactor produces offspring without having actually genetics… well at least I hope" Kowalski started. "Why do we need kids around?" Skipper asked. "Well Alice is planning on sending the one she thinks is a female to the Breeding Center if no offspring come soon" Kowalski replied. "In that case go ahead!" Skipper exclaimed not wanting to lose one of his best friends.
"Alright who wants to test it?" Kowalski asked. "Not me I vote Private!" Skipper said. "W-what?" Private said surprised. A while went by as the two continued trying to get the other to do it. Rico got up from the table sighing as he took the spot next to Kowalski. "Well looks like Rico volunteers" Kowalski stated. Skipper and Private then returned to the same positions before. "Now I have to have two to test, but don't worry I'm being the other. Anyway let's set up" Kowalski said.
"Wait why do we have to have test subjects anyway?" Skipper asked. "It has to take our genetic make up to produce a baby" Kowalski replied while attaching wires to them both. "Okay here we go" Kowalski said while pulling the lever. The machine spitted, and then a giant lightning strike covered the room.
"Kowalski was that normal?" Skipper asked looking around a bit and then refocusing his eyes. Suddenly a baby cry was heard. Private and Skipper who hadn't been affected were meet with a surprise… there by the machine were two babies, but not just any… no it was Kowalski and Rico…
Tara: So what do you think so far? I got to now get to The Girl Inside so laters everyone! Hope you enjoyed it so far! Trust me it's going to get way way funny! XD