First thing I've uploaded in a while... It's Homestuck... Yeah, I'm sorry and stuff... I can't even write author's notes anymore...
Instead of paying attention to the teacher Sollux, like most days, started a graphite masterpiece on a piece of lined school paper. With as bi-polar as he was, not a lot kept his attention for longer than three or so minutes but drawing seemed to captivate him for full class periods at a time.
Karkat landed his sharp elbow into Sollux's exposed ribcage behind the jointed desk.
"Hey!" Sollux hissed, almost whispering as to not alert the teacher. "What was that for? Can't you see I'm busy?" He pointed to his desk. Laying on it was a extremely detailed, unfinished sketch of his girlfriend Aradia and surprisingly enough, some decently filled out notes on the lesson.
"The girl you said took over prom planning committee this year, what else do you know about her?" Karkat asked. Sollux seemed to know the details on everyone here and was always willing to spill the beans.
"Well her brother is John Egbert, as you know. She lived pretty far away, somewhere near Austra-" he began but was cut off by another sharp jab to the ribcage.
"That's not what I meant Captor!" Karkat grumbled. "Does she have a matesprit or something?" His face flushed a deep shade of red.
"Not that I know of... Wait, don't tell me that you want to ask her out to prom!" the yellow blood was giggling uncontrollably, almost loud enough for the teacher to hear.
"No you insolent douche, just want to know more about the students who I have to brush shoulders with for every second of my learning career!" Karkat grumbled.
"Oh my god man, you are so flushed for her!" the psionic's chuckles were now loud enough to catch the teacher's attention.
"Mr. Captor! Is it some sort of custom on your planet to interrupt the lessons and disrespect your elders!" Mr. Weshe started. Sollux smirked. He knew that he was already in trouble so he decided to just have some more fun and get cocky with the teacher.
"Actually sir, it's a custom of our planet to not have lessons." he began. "To tell you the truth, I don't even know why I'm here! I already passed the breeding caverns due to the fact that I'm not parent-less so I really don't see the point in your profession!"
In an attempt to shut the Gemini up in some fashion, Karkat had lunged at him, knocking both of them to the ground and tipping over the desk and chair of the student next to them who just happened to be Mr. Aquarius himself.
"You lowbloods, what was that for!" He'd barked back, landing a punch right on Sollux's jaw, letting the punch continue on into Karkat's cheek. Sollux having not quite passed out from the blow threw Eridan against the nearest wall with his psionics. Leaving them all to sit side by side in the principal's office, each bleeding profusely in some vibrant shade.
"Why is it always you three?" the headmaster questioned, leaning over his desk. "And always together..."
"Sir, there really isn't much you can do about this but get over it. If we aren't fighting in class, then we'll probably end up brawling on the school field." Sollux replied.
"Yellow blood's right," Eridan commented, studying some homework he'd smuggled into the office.
"Fine you three, just get back to class and try not to kill each other or cause too much of a commotion." The trio nodded and walked out in unison.
Mr. Weshe is in fact my science teacher and I kind of used him as a character...