SURVIVOR: AVATAR ISLAND!!!
Okay, this is basically a humour/parody joke fest of SHEER RANDOMNESS!!! You don't have to watch Survivor to read this, but you have to love Avatar!!!
Note: I have absolutely NO IDEA which island these guys are on. But that doesn't matter. The important thing is that it's RANDOM!!!
And just so you know, I will take the place of that guy who reads out the votes and wears that DUMB cowboy hat.
Teams are as follows:
The Bendernators: (blue)
Katara
Zuko
Jet
Haru
Ty Lee
Toph
The Avarinos (red)
Sokka
Azula
Mai
Iroh
Zhao
Aang
12 castaways… 30-something days… ONE SURVIOR!!!!!
Me: OK guys, we're here! Are we all ready to play Survivor?
All: NO.
Aang: I should be learning how to firebend! I have to stop Souzen's Comet!!! I have to defeat the Fire Lord! I'M FREAKING OUT!!!! (froths at the mouth)
Sokka: Fire Nation…fire nation… fire nation! FIRE NATION!!!! WHY AM I ON A TEAM OF FIREBENDERS??!!!
Ty Lee: giggle, giggle, giggle… oh Sokka you're so cute when you get worked up!
Katara: Why am I on the same team as Jet? I DEMAND TO KNOW!!!
Me: Ok guys, be quiet.
Iroh: SOMEONE ATE MY FRIKEN FOOD!!! WHO ATE IT?
All: (look at Zuko)
Zuko: Um… I have sexy muscles!
Me: Seriously, shut up…
Iroh: YOU ATE MY FRIKEN ROAST DUCK!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!
Azula: YEAH! Go Iroh! Uncle! Whatever!
Zuko: (Is currently being beaten over the head with the rubber chicken of liberty.)
Me: EVERYONE, SHUT UP!!!
All: (Shut up.)
Me: Thank you! Now, in order to see who gets the best camp, we're going to have a little competition! Doesn't that sound FUN?
Crickets: (Chirp)
Haru: Just tell us what the damn competition is!
Me: FINE… ungrateful benders… the challenge is to make FIRE!!!
Zuko: Boo-ya! I got this one in the bag!
Zhao: Ahem, in case you haven't noticed, we have THREE fire benders on our team.
Zuko: Well crap on a stick.
Me: Yeah, you have to make fire, and then make it high enough to burn through THIS rope…
DUN DUN DUUUUUH!!!!
Mai: That's a pretty high rope.
Me: Yup. There's the fuel (points to a heap of wood) so, Survivors ready?
All: No!
Me: GO!
Zuko: (Burninates the wood)
Zhao, Azula and Iroh: (Burninate faster)
Zuko: THIS ISN'T WORKING!! Katara, do something!
Katara: (bends water on their fire) Take THAT you smelly fire benders! (Whips Jet) And take THAT Jet!
Zuko: BOO-YA!!! Go Katara!
Azula: Oh YEAH? Two can play at that game! Aang you little hobo, bend water on their fire!
Aang: I am NOT a hobo, I just happen to like living on the streets. (bends water on Zuko's fire)
Zuko: :O Katara, bend water on their fire!
The two teams battle it out fiercely for a while until Katara gets an idea.
Katara: (kicks Jet while bending the water) Zuko! The only way we can win is if we stop Aang from bending water on our fire!
Zuko: And just how are we gonna do that?
Katara: (French kisses Zuko)
Aang:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (dies)
All: !!!???!!?!?!?!!?! WTF!!!
Kataangshippers:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Gather in an angry mob to hunt down the author)
Zutarans: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! (go night clubbin')
Aang: (comes back to life and sees them again) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (dies again)
Kataang shippers: (brandish pitchforks at author) KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!
Me: ALL RIGHT, that's enough, lets get on with it!
After the kissing incident, the Bendernators win easily.
Zuko: BOO-YA! We won! Your faces!! Hah! BURN!!!!
Toph: Since I haven't said anything yet, I would just like to point out that you're all fat retards.
Aang: (comes back to life) Katara… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (dies again)
Me: Congratulations Bendernators! You get the good camp! As for the Avarinos, they get the crud camp. And they have to go to tribal council. So, yeah, see you there!
Sokka: NO FAIR, why do we have to go to tribal council?
Ty Lee: 'Cos you lost, hot stuff!
Katara and Zuko: giggle giggle giggle…
Sokka: GRRRRR!!!!
Ok, that's all I can think of right now. Send me a review to tell me who should get voted out of The Avarinos, YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!!
Also, I am thinking of changing the tribe names, message me if you think of a good one! And I will also listen to reviewers to decide which way the pairings should go. It's Zutara for now, but not forever!
Ok, review!
jadeandsugar.