Disclaimer: Don't own the FMA peoples. Erm some of the army peoples were made up in my mind cuz I've never seen them in the show before. Of course the real people were not made up, and neither was I. Because if I were made up, I'd go insane. Though I'm sure its already a little too late for that.

Authors Note: Kay all I have to say is WTF!!! This was a REAL dream of mine. The town is real, but my mind screwed it all up so weird that it's the same but different. Erm, my advice is NEVER drink four cans of pepsi, chat online til one am, and eat tuna sandwiches before bed!!!! AHHHH it will give you weird dreams, and you will burp tuna for hours.

Tuna Dreams

Weird dreams are starting again! Only this time it had to do with Fullmetal Alchemist!

I was part of the military, somehow. The people who work in Mustang's office were all leaving form the sports grounds, which was converted into a sort of military base/town area. In reality its just a bit of land outside of town with a few outhouses, a baseball diamond, the rodeo set up, and a tiny little white building. Anyway the military personnel from Mustang's office were leaving on buses, school buses. Anyhow, so I hugged them all and told them to come back alive and stuff.

Somehow Dante was the one I had to listen to or something. I was suddenly at the corner by the church and Dante could talk to me through some flower pot thingy. Mustang's office was about three buildings over on the same street. Anyway, so I was slacking off and taking hours to do stuff and not getting into trouble cuz, hey its me, eh?! And so I helped these guys keep cats out of their house with music or something.

Then Dante was telling me stuff and I asked if I could visit Mustang and Hawkeye to see if they needed help. I knew they didn't and just wanted to slack off. And she started shrieking I DON'T CARE! Over and over, so I smashed the flowerpot in front of this one house right across from the church.

Then it started to rain and mom came up to me and there was someone with me. I think it was either my sister or my best friend. And mom was coming from the sports grounds and shes like 'that woman is a bitch' meaning Dante. Shes like Look at this, and pointed to a deep, bloody cut on her face. She said Dante did it because mom had an ich.

So I got mad and us three, mom, me and whoever the other person was went up to the sports grounds to kick Dante's ass. When we got there it was all sunny again. At the entrance to the sports grounds my cousin Devin was driving an orange car and Dante was in it. Somehow I dragged her out and to the big mansion that was where the little white building is in reality.

I dragged her to this big room on the highest floor where the Homunculi were. All of them were there. And they were on my side. I tied Dante up and left her on the floor. And I told them that she didn't want to make them human at all, but if they would trust me I could make them human before Christmas. But I'd have to teach them to BE human. Like eat and sleep and everything. They were like 'okay cool' or something.

Then I saw Ed and Al, who was still in the armor, were going to leave soon on their bus, again a school bus. And I told the homunculi I'd be right back and to stay put. Envy is like 'how can we be so sure you'll come back?' and I told them I would and Envy started making out with me. WEIRD!!! (A/N: I don't even like Envy that way.) Weirder was that I let him. Whatever. So then they let me go because they knew I would come back either to make out with him or to kill him.

So I went and ran to Ed and Al and I'm like 'wait!!' So they stopped and it was all hugs and be careful and shitt. Then somehow I put my hand on Al's shoulder and he turned human again. Just like that! I was so shocked and I'm like 'OMG'! And Al started to tear up, he's like 'thank you'! I wiped his tears and told him not to cry and it was alright. And us three group hugged and I told them not to come back in a body bag. Or I'd bring them back to life just to kill them again. Joking of course.

Riza and Roy were there at this building that was a little bit away from the mansion the homunculi were in. And they were watching me. So then they got on the bus and left. I waved all cheery like til the bus was gone and then I dropped to my knees and started to cry. Roy said something and Riza said something like 'that must be hard for her'.

Somewhere at the sports grounds was this wall of sand. Like a vertical wall. And I ran up it for some reason. I cant remember why though. That was somewhere between the helping with the cats and tying Dante up.

And then I woke up. I think. I cant entirely remember, but this dream was bugging me all day. WEIRD.

THE END

Yeah so, that was a real dream. Weird as it was. Yeah, erm. Anyone want to explain to me why this dream was so strange? Please! Luv y'all.

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