The owl was busy on his latest heist, trying to rob a bank, beehive and a music store all in one night. He wished to make the world's first guitar made out of honey with cash for strings. It would be amazing he thought to himself as he held the bank clerk at gun point. It is important to note that up to now the bank clerk had been having a rather terrible day. He woke up to the news that his treasured garden had been destroyed in the night. Later that same day they had ran out of milk in the coffee machine so I think it's fair when the bank clerk was being asked to put the money in the bag that he started crying, asking 'why me'. So at least the owl put him out of his misery.
The owl nicked some honey and plenty of money and kidnapped a cat on the way. The police heard and came really fast but by now it was too late. The owl and his kidnapped prize were all ready on his million pound speedboat heading to his tropical resort of 'le samba du la ctolopuin'. Roughly translated it means 'throw the cheese'? No one knows why. The cat stared at his winged demon and meowed "you fowl fellow, evil has struck upon thou". The owl didn't care, partially because he didn't know how to speak cat. The owl spoke with a voice of... well an owl, and said "my island is a fortress, there is only one way in and it's invisible. Your friends will never find you". And with that he went off into a strange sort of laughing fit.
10 days later after he finally found the invisible entrance, he realised once they steeped foot on land, he couldn't stop the cat running away. He initially idea was to shoot the dam cat but he realised that would just allow the police to storm his beautiful island. Luckily for him his friend Larry the pig was sailing his boat 'the jolly moger' so he asked him for some handcuffs. Larry explained that if he wanted the cuffs "you gotta pay". The owl had no time to waste and they agreed on a price of £2.99. Unluckily for Larry, he spotted the huge pile of cash hidden inside the speedboat and demanded more. Bang! Bang! The pig's life shortly ended. The owl took the cuffs and the pig in case he got hungry.
As night fell, the owl got weary and decided to go to his crib 'the YMCA'. You may have heard of the earth alternative but I can assure it is exactly like that. The bouncer, Tim the turkey, showed them the no entry sign. Once again, owl's meat collection was filling up. I would like to say at this point that 'they got married and lived happily ever after' but they didn't. As the owl danced the night away he got hungry so he decided to have roast pig with slices of turkey. But as all great super villains know, pig and turkey make a great sleeping drug. Within minutes the owl was fast asleep. The cat broke free of his chains and silently creped away into the night. The next day, the coast guards saw a mysterious ship approaching. At first they thought it was a regular fishing boat but on closer inspection it was the stolen speed boat, with only one thing on board, the cat. The cat spoke about its tragic struggle and how the owl sung him Justin bibber. Unfortunately for the cat though, the police force didn't buy it and blamed him for the death of a citizen and the robbing of the speed boat and so, the cat was executed. However, there is a silver lining to this hollow tale as the owl soon ran out of food and couldn't get back to the main land. So he died of starvation. But, if you ever down, and need a good meal. You can always come to the YMCA.
The End
By Jake pierce
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