Antidote warrior
Pilot
Man- Sora, just wait here a min, me and your mother are just going to the shops. Be good and don't answer the door to anyone apart from your grandparents, ok son?
Woman- Oh, and Sora, turn the oven on. You press the button on the front and…
Sora- Fine mum, I'm not like 6. I'm 16. Just go and have fun at the shops or whatever. Laters.
…On the way to the shops in some alleyway someplace…
Takeshi- Time to pay for what you did to my father, Ryu.
Woman- What? Where did you come from?
Takeshi- Got the Bus. No you dumb blonde I was in the bush. I'm stealthy me. But seeing as you're dumber than Ryu here, you'll die first.
Man- No!
(a bullet fires into woman's chest and she kinda dies)
Woman- Ahhhhhhh!
Man- You bastard! You'll pay for thi…
(takeshi stabs man and he kinda falls)
Man- You'll regret this forever…
Takeshi- Why? Will you set your pretty boy son on me?
Man- You'll see, Takeshi…
(man kinda dies)
Takeshi- Two down, one to go…
…4 years later…
(Sora has a dream about this place and wakes up to find he's actually in this place)
Sora- What. The. Crap? Where the hell am I? Hello? Anyone? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(this girl with long hair on the floor sleeping wakes up)
Kairi- Jesus, keep it down! We do have a thing called sleep here you know, God.
Sora- Sorry. Where am I? How do I get back home?
Kairi- home? Where the hell is that?
Sora- It's in England. Staffordshire, to be exact.
Kairi- Wtf's England?
Sora- Europe?
Kairi- Are you mentally ill?
Sora- Where am I?
Kairi- Arktaxa.
(Sora kindA faints)
Kairi- Yuna, we have a problem.
…Sora wakes up in some room someplace in this condo thing with Kairi and 2 other random people sitting by his bed…
Sora- Who. The. Hell. Are. These. Weirdos. Perving. On. Me?
Kairi- Yuna, person. Person, Yuna.
Yuna- Uh hi, person…
Sora- My name's Sora!
Yuna- Don't have a go at me! Blame Kairi.
Kairi- Oh thanks bitch!
Riku- I'm Riku. I like to hit shit with a sword.
Sora- Oooooooo…. K.
Kairi- Wanna Anchovy? It's got wasabi paste on. I call it sushi without the rice, vinegar or seaweed.
Yuna- DON'T! It's poisonous!
Sora- What?
Riku- She means it's disgusting. She puts too much wasabi on. And I hate anchovies. It's gross.
Kairi- Well at least I like it. Imbeciles.
Riku- Oh shut up nutjob.
Kairi- Piss off. Sora, welcome to your new home.
Sora- What the?
…Let's skip this important part of the plot and get onto some other boring crap…
Sora- So… my father sent me here from his grave.
Kairi- I know it's confusing and you'll probably never get it. Oh well.
Yuna- Uh, Sora, I'm sorry to hear about your loss. I've grieved before too, over my pet goldfish Suki who died when I forgot to feed her for 6 weeks and 2 days. You can let it all go. You can cry if you want to…
Riku- (talking over Yuna from 'I've grieved before' to 'if you want to…') Oh God, not again. Why does she do this? Stop trying to be all considerative and a little goody goody madam…
Kairi- Shut up both of you!
(Surprised face)
Kairi- Thank you. Sora, Stay here. Me and Yuna have to talk.
Yuna- No we don't.
Kairi- Yes! We do. Come along now Yuna.
(Loud whispers outside door)
Kairi- You like him don't you?
Yuna- No you do!
Kairi- No! But I gotta admit he is cute.
Yuna- See you do! You're red!
Kairi- Not as red as you. You lurrrrve him, you little minx! Oh yes you…
(inside room)
Riku- Shut up!
(giggles outside room)
Sora- Sigh.
…Teh Edn…