Stole some Baseball cards-
and got thrown in the can-
A Vanilla ice wanna-be-
with a fake n' bake tan.

Just tryin' to survive-
all the mistakes that he makes-
like sellin' himself a snitch-
for a few burgers and shakes.

Then when Bellick wanted info-
he just couldn't give 'em.
He threw him in with Avacado-
man, that ain't no way to be livin'!

Then the boy got brave-
'cause nobody messes with Tweener.
He got a razor blade-
and sliced Avacado's...

He got included in the plan-
and he made the escape.
But Michael ditched him quickly-
left him to his own fate.

He hopped a horse trailer-
thats the last that we've seen 'em.
Sure hope they bring the boy back-
yeah, back for next season.

I'm sure he'll be Okay-
keep his head down low.
'Cause if he gets caught-
it's back to Avocado.

Yep, he must be be runnin' scared,
not lookin' back.
Maybe he can pick a few pockets-
seems he's got the knack.

Yeah, any life is better-
than being Avacado's beotch!
'Cause that's a harsh sentence-
even for a punk snitch.