A/N: I keep having these random story whims!! Read and devour the randomness people!
It was a rainy afternoon, and everyone was gathered at the big white house, just hanging out. Jasper was reading the paper until he looked up and spoke.
"Hey, you guys want to be a cop for a week?"
"As in I have a gun and I'll arrest you kind of guy? Bella asked.
Jasper nodded. "Yeah there is this thing in the paper, and it says become a cop for a week, and you will automatically be entered for a chance at eight thousand dollars."
"Do you have to have a clean record to enter?" Emmett asked as he walked behind him to read the fine print.
Jasper shook his head. "No, it says anyone."
"Wow, they must be pretty desperate if they'll take just anyone." Edward said.
Esme then skipped over to read the article. "Maybe they're trying to get more people involved in the community, which is a good idea; I think we should do it."
"I'm in," Emmett said. "I used to want to be a cop…before I picked up a gun and found out it was more fun just to shoot."
"I'm in too!" Alice stated. "I think I could turn the uniform into something fun to wear."
"It says you need to enter with a partner." Carlisle read. "But there are only seven of you, if Renesmee wants to come…"
Jacob then raised his hand. "You forgot about me, I got kicked out, remember? I came crawling back to you guys? I'm now broke and I moved back into this house."
"Oh right…sorry." Carlisle replied.
"Well does everyone want to do it?" Edward asked, "We've all got time to kill."
"No," Rosalie answered as she stood up from the couch.
"Why not?" Bella asked.
"Because, I'm not going to risk my life for other people just so they can get more people involved in the community. I'm even surprised you all want to do this!" Rosalie exclaimed, "I know it won't HURT literally, but why should I risk getting shot at, when I can make a protest about how dumb cops are…and I'm sorry but I'm worth way more then eight thousand dollars… and…"
"It's for a reality show." Emmett said cutting her off.
Rosalie stopped and stared at everyone for a second. "You mean there will be camera's filming us?"
Edward nodded. "That's what is says."
Rosalie smiled. "Okay I'm in!"
"But I thought you…" Renesmee began.
Rosalie waved her hands. "Who cares what I said! I'm going to be on TV!"
"So everyone in?" Alice asked.
This time everyone agreed.
"I'll film our audition tapes." Edward offered.
He set up a camera, and everyone filmed a small segment about themselves. After they were done they packaged up their stuff and sent it in the mail.
Two Weeks Later:
"Mail's here." Carlisle called out as he handed out everyone's.
"Everyone has mail?" Esme asked. "That's odd."
"It's the response from that reality show." Alice answered.
"Reality show?" Bella asked still confused.
Edward nodded. "Yeah, you know the thing we sighed up for two weeks ago? We made an audition tape and everything?"
He smiled as he watched the realization hit her face. "Oh yeah."
Before anyone had a chance to read over their letter, Rosalie sprang up off the couch.
"I'm in! They accepted me!"
"Congratulations!" Alice smiled as she read over her letter. "ME TOO!"
"Getting accepted to something is almost better then sex." Emmett stated which caused everyone to stare. "I said almost!"
Everyone nodded and went back to their letters. Turned out they were all accepted, and shooting began tomorrow.
"This is so cool. I wonder if they'll let me come in and do an autopsy on one of the dead bodies?" Carlisle asked.
"I still can't believe we, out of everyone are going to be cops for a week." Renesmee said.
"Who cares, I'm going to be on TV!" Rosalie said with triumph.
Edward sat on the couch with wide eyes. "I can't believe it; I finally get to live my childhood dream."
Bella sat down and wrapped her arms around him. "I thought your dream as a child was to become a soldier?"
Edward shrugged. "I take what I can get."
"I had a dream," Rosalie began.
Jacob snorted. "You can't sleep."
Rosalie huffed. "Nobody asked you."
"Whatever, all I know is I'm excited to win that money." Jacob stated.
"I'm thrilled; I wish it was tomorrow already!" Alice squealed.
Rosalie glared at Jacob. "Where's your sarcastic comment for her?"
"Relax," Esme said as she pulled Rosalie into a hug. "You kids are going to be on TV tomorrow."
Nessie smiled and giggled. "I'm with Alice; I wish it was tomorrow already!"
The rest of the evening they sat around the loft, talking about how much fun being on a reality show was going to be, and how excited they were. Before they knew it, it was one in the morning, so they all retreated to there respective homes/rooms and waited.
A/N: Loved it? Hated it? How will I know if you don't review?? hint hint.