Harry Penis: Porn Starring a boy named Harry Penis

by xRandomLoverx

My friends and I were goofing off and this is what Harry Potter would sound like if it was written by a porn star. Hope you like it. M for language and adult situations. More chapters to come. Yes there is more.

1. Harry Penis Introduction

AN: My friends and I were just fooling around in class and we came up with this, we thought it was hilarious and decided to put it on fanfiction. We apologize if it isn't your kind of humor. Enjoy. There will be another chapter that will be posted very soon, and it will be the Sorting Hat's song.

Discaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but I sure as hell own Harry Penis!

Harry Penis: Porn starring a boy named Harry Penis

Names of the books in the Harry Penis Series:

Harry Penis and the Philosopher's Boner

Harry Penis and the Chamber of Secretions

Harry Penis and the Prisoner of Fuck My Ass-kabam

Harry Penis and the Gobbler of Cum

Harry Penis and the Boner of my Phoenix

Harry Penis and the Half – Mast Prince

Harry Penis and the Deathly Hollows

Starred Characters:

Harry Penis

Ron Please-me

Hermione Groper

Sirius-Lee Black

Albus Dumblewhore

Minerva McGargle

Severus Rape

Hogwarts Houses:

Gryffinwhore

Slither-in

Rave and Claw

Huff or Puff