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What Happens When W.i.t.c.h. Isn't On Screen

(What U Don't Know About You Fave Guardians and Friends)

Part I: Will's Fantasy

Will:I know Matt likes me.

Will's mom: No he does not! He's too mature for u!

Will: No he isn't!

Will's mom: He's an immature dork!

Will: Exactly! No! Did he hear me?

Will's mom: No he did not, u ignorant girl!

Aldarn: Will, kiss me u fool!

Will: Aldarn, go away! I need some down time.

(Suddenly, a visitor arrives!)

Matt: Hi, Will.

(Will squeals like a pig)

Aldarn: Oh! Get out of here! This is our honeymoon, u stupid band person! I hate you!

Matt: Chill, crazy little boy.

Aldarn: I am SO not a boy! I am a rebel! And look- I've got chest hair, baby!

Matt: Yeah, like one.

Aldarn: No! There's three! One, two, oh yeah, there's only like two or something.

Will: Aldarn! Stop counting your meager chest hairs! Matt!! I love you!!!! Marry me?

Aldarn: No, Will! I love you like my mom! And my grandma! Please take me!

Will: No, I can't.

Aldarn: What? ... you just turned down THE Aldarn? Do you know who I am?

Will: Yeah, a dork.

Aldarn: No!!! I hate u! Wahhhhh!! My mom will not let u get away with this!! I love u!!!!!!!

Will: Matt- Ur so hot! Go with me to prom? Even though ur older than me? Ur so hotttt!

Martin: Hey, I'm Martin!- I'm hot and Irma says I am!

Irma: Shut up, Martin!! That was our secret!!

Matt: I am so much better looking! Who needs chest hairs when you have a goatee? Yeah, baby!

Will: Totally, hottie! Martin, u have a big head and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Nigel: And I'm Nigel and I have three... and a half chest hairs!!!! Wanna see?

Will: No.

Caleb: Hey. I have four! Wait ! Five! He's comin' in! Look at that little sucker! Also, I am the Rebel Leader! C'mon girls!

Cornelia: Oh Caleb, ur so hot and totally awesome!

Caleb:(Puffing out his chest heroically) Oh, thanks Cornelia. U always did like me, didn't u?

Cornelia: Like, yeah, totally! I totally like u! Martin, u have a big head and my man's got five sexy chest hairs. Burn.

Will: OH YEAH, Cornelia, this is Eric! And he has six sexy chest hairs!

Aldarn, Matt, Martin, and Caleb: No u don't'! Ur younger than us!

Irma: Martin, you'd better start growing more hair else I'll dump u for that scrawny little Eric!

Martin: C'mon baby!

Irma: I meant what I said Martin Sexy Chest Hairs Tubbs!!!

Will: Go back to bed, Irma. This is my dream! This is my fantasy! These are my boyfriends! With chest hairs! Get out! Get out! I'll throw my froggy pillow at you! Run!!!!!!!

Cedric: Hey! I'm Cedric and I have seven, all u little boys! And u better believe it!

Phobos: Yeah, he really does!

Cornelia: Okay, that is gross, Phobos! And why are you even here? You're evil! Although very good-looking...

Caleb: Honestly, Cornelia!(They start bickering, then start kissing.)

Irma: I hate all of u. I'm leaving this madhouse!

Will: Come back Irma! Let me finish out my dream. I am not going to be stuck here watching Cornelia kissing Caleb and guys counting their stupid chest hairs! I think I'm having a nervous breakdown!!! Get me my froggy pillow! I need to scream!

Irma: OK. I'm definitely leaving. Hey Martin, wanna catch a movie?

Martin: Sure.

Will: I cannot take this anymore!

Will's mom: Will, wake up, it's time for school!

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