[This is a set of one-shots. The only thing that will be the same between chapters is that Mira and Iria will be a part of them. Each chapter will have a different situation and different couple. The only one that might not change is Iria. And that's because I made her from my friend Inri. And I don't care much as long my character's are not with Sasuke. Inri likes Kakashi. Though I think Itachi could be a person with her. So tell me who you want for the next chapter. You can even decide if it will be AU or not. I'm doing these when I'm bored or have writer's bloke. Hope you enjoy them.]

It's my birthday today! I turn 19, so I decided to post this up as a present to myself. I was really bored, and my next chapters for my stories are on my Uncle's laptop. Which he took with him back to Collage. So I have to wait to get them in about a month. So my stories will be on pause till then.

[In this one Itachi never left the village. It was said someone else killed the clan, though he did. So Sasuke never left. This is after that would be and after Naruto would have left maybe a year in his journey. So Naruto is about 14. He never left because Iria and Mira adopted him, and have been training him since young. Gaara is Kazekage.]

"It's just not fair!" Naruto screamed as he stomped through the door of his apartment.

The two girls sitting in his living room watched him as he walked past them and to the bed room.

The first girl had multi layered white hair, the left was short chin length and the right was waist length. Her eyes were a cat like lime green that seemed to glow. Her skin was a pale peach. She wore a large white shirt that fell off one shoulder and reached her thighs. Fishnet covered her lower legs from ankles to calves. She had paused in mid bite of the chips she held in her other hand. Her eyes locked on the closed door.

The second girl had black hair with chin length bangs and short spiked hair in the back. Except at her nape where it grew to her back in a tail. She wore a black spandex two piece suit. It was shoulder less and high necked at the top ending at her ribs. The second piece started low on her hips and ended at her thighs. Her eyes were purple and her skin a sickly pale. She had stopped mid bite of ramen and blinked rapidly at the door.

Slowly the two turned to each other. Question marks popping up above their heads.

Dropping whatever they had a hold of they made their way toward the bedroom door. The green eyes girl opened it a crack and they peeked through.

Naruto lay face down on his bed. His face buried in his pillow and his arms wrapped around it. They could faintly here his curses and screams through the thick material. They looked at each other again. The white haired jerked her head in his direction while the black haired arched a brow. A moment later they both nodded and pushed the door open.

"Naru-Kun!" The White hair called out flinging herself onto said boy. Naruto was so used to it he only reacted by blushing slightly. "Naru-Kun, what's wrong. Why are you so pouty-pouty."

The black hair sweat dropped and sighed quietly before making her way over. She crawled up on the bed and took her spot on his other side. "Meh, Naru-Kun you know we don't like seeing you sad." She said hugging him and nuzzling him along with the other girl.

Naruto smiled slightly looked at the two girls. "Iria…." He muttered looking to the white hair. "Mira…" he muttered glancing at the other.

"Naru, tell Iria-Chan and Mira-Mira what's wrong." Iria cooed as she cuddled him.

Naruto whimpered slightly burring into her embrace. "I made this really great meal for Sakura-Chan. We had agreed to do lunch together to talk about training. So I gave it too her and she was really surprised and complimented me. But then Sasuke walked by. Sakura-Chan invited him over. He looked at the meal and Sakura-Chan offered him some. When Sasuke complained that it didn't have anything with tomatoes… Sakura-Chan said of course not, because it was made by Naruto-Baka and he never gets anything right." Naruto paused to sniffle at the memory. Clearing his throat he continued.

"Sasuke was shocked that I had made it and asked if it was any good, because the Dobe made it. Sakura-Chan said it was great…so I either stole it or had someone else make it and took their credit. Sasuke just snorted, and I was hurt and angry. So I started arguing with him. And eventually I got pushed near Sakura-Chan. I was able to stop myself from hitting her, but I knocked over the meal on her." Naruto trailed off looking extremely sad and winced slightly.

"She was angry that I got her clothes dirty and punched me. She called me an idiot and said that I had ruined the meal someone had made so lovingly. Sasuke just stood off to the side and Sakura-Chan eventually left to get changed cursing me the whole time. Sasuke just smirked and left. But not before Sakura-Chan asked to have dinner with him, just the two of them…" He finished his tale with a whimper.

The girls looked at each other and cuddled him.

"I say we kill her." Mira said as she sharpened her weapons. She sat on the Hokage Mountain. Her tail had been pulled up into a bun at the back of her head. Her ANBU outfit slightly reflecting the sunlight from the armor. Blood slipped from the slick material to gather around her in a puddle. Her Tora mask was beside her, blood still glinting form it. Her claw like nails covered in the material stained with blood. All of her weapons lay around her, blood creating more puddles.

"You can't kill her, you'll be arrested and go to jail." Iria said as she lazily picked at the polish on her nails. She wore a neon blue fishnet body suit. A white skirt on over that which, with slits all the way up to where only an inch of fabric remained. The sides were kept closed through with neon blue belts. And off the shoulder top covered that, with her head band sewn into the main strap. Her gloves missing as she had ruined them. Her Jounin vest lay on the ground beside her.

Mira snorted. "That's why I said we." She muttered.

Iria sighed. "There is no we. I'm not going to jail over some silly fan girl. And I'm not allowing you too either. I'd go crazy without my daily does of Mira-Mira." She said with a disinterested wave.

Mira growled lowly in the back of her throat. "Then what should we do?" She asked.

Iria sighed laying back and soaking in the sun. "Isn't it obvious?" She asked arching a brow. When she gained no response she sighed. "We get Naru-Kun off of this bitch once and for all." She declared.

Mira arched her own brow. "And how will we manage that? We have been trying for years already." She scowled.

Iria smirked. "By getting Naru-kun to become wrapped up in someone else. Someone already in love with him, and I know just the person." She said sitting up and rubbing her hands together.

Mira blinked and looked at her blankly. "And this wouldn't have anything to do with the Sakura festival next week huh?" She asked slowly suspiciously.

Iria looked at her with innocent eyes. "No. It's not like we had already started this plan… Not like he had already declared he would make his move then…" She said trailing off.

Mira paused and blinked. "He?" She asked slowly.

Iria started grinning slowly then cackled evilly.

"Oh Tachi-Kun!" Was the last thing Uchiha Itachi heard before a blur of white and Neon blue tackled him.

Itachi paused to look at the white haired girl that was clinging to his neck. "Yes, Inri?" he questioned quietly. He, Naru, and Mira being the only ones able to get away with calling her that. Other then the Hokage of course. It was the same with Mira's real name.

Iria giggled with malice causing a shiver to go down his spine. "We have work to do…" She said in a sing song voice.

Mira growled lightly as she picked at the kimono she was wearing. It was a simple yet elegant kimono. A mixture of black and purple, luckily she hadn't had to get one with a design on it. It had long flowing sleeves and reached her feet. Her hair had been fixed. The bangs curled elegantly and the length of her hair had been pulled up in an elegant decorative bun. A beautiful hair piece keeping it in place, the crystal rods hanging form it delicately. She shifted slightly in the traditional sandals.

Iria stood besides her brushing her hand through her hair. The short side was pulled back and held with a hair pin. While the rest was curled elegantly and pulled in a tail a pulled over her shoulder. She wore a silk neon blue kimono with white swirls. It was off her shoulders and partially open, revealing a portion of her chest. The sleeves were cut at an angle, cut at her elbow on the inside and flowing down to her wrist on the outside. It ended above her knees. A pair of knee high shinobi boots covered her feet.

Iria finished going through her hair and glanced up. "What about the mother hen? You know that if he sees things he'll stop everything?" She asked.

Mira looked up with a pout. "Iruka-San will be fine…" She muttered sulking about being here.

"Ruka-Chan, come on lets play some games." A giggling Anko was a scary thing normally. But with her pulling the school teacher Iruka around it was terrifying.

Iruka just continued to blush as he was pulled around. Anko did look very pretty with her hair down and dressed so prettily.

Iria arched a brow and nodded. "Good." She said attaching the ear piece to her ear.

Mira sighed, crossing her arms and glancing around the festival with a grimace.

Naruto couldn't help but blush prettily. He had been a bit confused and worried when

Itachi had asked him to the festival. But since arriving he had been nothing but polite and affectionate. He had catered to Naruto's every whim. He even won Naruto the giant frog he had seen. Now he was smiling down at him as they waited for their order. Naruto couldn't help but look away.

He had thought the girls had lost their mind when they told him to accept the date. Now, he couldn't help but wonder why he had never noticed Itachi before. Itachi had always been kind to him. He had always helped him, and took care of him when he could. That time Naruto was really sick, Itachi had been the one to stay with him. Mira hadn't returned form his mission and Iria couldn't stand sick people.

Itachi had also healed him up if he found out he was hurt. He always seemed to be around when Naruto finished his training. He had even helped him train, where Sasuke had refused. And Itachi had been the first person to ever taste his cooking and compliment him.

Naruto finally realized that he had been stupid and oblivious. And he's not talking about with Hinata, oblivious. He hadn't noticed Itachi at all, always writing him off as Sasuke's brother.

Now, though….

"The fireworks, will start soon."

Naruto jerked up at the smooth low voice. He blushed again at having those deep eyes on

him again. He took the stick shyly. "Really?" He asked cutely.

Itachi smiled softly at him. "Yes. We should find a spot." He said, placing his hand on Naruto's arm gently and steering him away.

Iria smiled as she started counting everything down. It was almost time. She had been following the couple ever since the beginning. And she and Mira weren't the only ones. It seems everyone was interested in this.

Sasuke wanted to know what his brother was doing and Sakura followed. Hinata had just blushed and smiled brightly before following. A moment later Kiba started laughing and with a grin followed, pulling Shino along.

Shikamaru had blinked and smirked. He and Chouji following close behind the others. Ino had just followed in confusion until Hinata had whispered to her. Now they were both blushing and giggling.

Kurenai and Asuma had exchanged small smiles and followed their teams. Their hands suspiciously close.

Neji had followed his cousin until he realized what was going on. He and his team had followed at a distance then. Gai leading and claiming about the power of sweet youthful love! Luckily Tenten had kept him and Lee quiet by saying they didn't want Naruto to know now did they?

Tsunade and Jiraya had been with Mira and Iria since the beginning. Tsunade's eyes were strangely bright and she didn't even smack the notebook form Jiraya's hand as he scribbled franticly.

She glanced to the side and slowly inched her way toward the masked Jounin also watching the scene. Now she could make her move.

After all, everyone knew the tradition of the fireworks.

Naruto looked up at the sky as everyone seemed to be waiting. He had never been to the festival before. But he had seen the fireworks before and they were always so beautiful. He smiled happily as everyone seemed to be counting down in their minds. Some cursing when they were to early. It would be soon.

And a moment later the bright colors exploded in the sky.

Naruto watched with wide eyes and a bright smile.

Itachi's eyes lowered and an inner fire came to life in them. He stooped down.

Naruto turned to Itachi with his lips parted to say how pretty they were.

The colors exploded.

Naruto's eyes widened before his mind copied the colorful lights.

Cheers from each group except one erupted when Itachi's and Naruto's lips connected.

Iria cheered the loudest before a grin appeared on her lips. Jerking around, she jumped up onto the figure besides her jerking the mask down while he was still distracted.

Kakashi's eyes widened as his view was suddenly blocked with Iria's face. Their lips connected and he fell back form their combined weight.

Ino jumped up and down cheering before she turned smashing her lips to a shocked Shikamaru. She pulled back with a grin a second later and kissed Chouji's cheek.

Shikamaru just stood there slouched over with a slight blush on his face. He raised his hand to cover the bottom of his mouth. "Troublesome woman." He muttered.

Ino smirked at him with a slight blush while Chouji laughed.

Hinata wrapped her arms around one of Shino's and Kiba's. She then kissed both on the cheek and drew them close to her as she watched the scene with bright eyes.

Kiba blushed and laughed happily, as he removed his arm and wrapped both around her shoulders.

Shino merely blushed slightly and shook his head, with a small smile at his teammates.

Kurenai and Asuma smiled at one another before kissing gently. They pulled away with blushes and moved away before anyone noticed.

Sasuke stared at the scene before him with wide eyes, while Sakura fainted with a fan girl grin on her face and blood coming form her nose.

Tenten shook her head and blushed when Lee kissed her cheek. She just sighed and closed his eyes as he continued to hug her and jump around. Gai following him. She had really wanted to kiss Neji.

Neji looked at the scene with an arched brow and small smirk. He would have to thank Lee later. He liked Tenten, but he really didn't want another festival kiss attempt. Though that didn't stay for long. His eyes widened and he squawked when Lee kissed him on the cheek.

Tenten laughed watching Neji chase after Lee with murder in his eyes.

A distance away Iruka stared with wide eyes. While a grinning Anko decided to distract him. She pulled an Iria knocking him to the ground.

Tsunade looked up to see Jiraya looking at her with an intense smile. A small smile crossed her lips before she leaned up. Jiraya's eyes brightened and a grin crossed his face before he leaned down puckering his lips.

Tsunade suddenly smirked. "Keep dreaming." She said before flicking him in the head. As he went rocketing through the sky, she touched her cheeks realizing she was blushing.

Mira just watched the whole scene from the rooftop with a glass of sake in her hand. To her sides sat the Suna siblings.

Temari was grinning down at the scene, and trying not to glare at team 10.

Kankuro was shaking his head as he watched Team Gai. With a wink he jumped down landing beside a startled Tenten and grabbing her for a kiss.

Temari laughed watching her brother get hurt.

Gaara watched the scene with a confused look before turning to Mira. "What is this tradition? I've heard what you do but what is it?" He asked.

Mira paused mid sip. She threw it back and refilled her glass. "It's simple. The kisses are wishes. It you kiss someone on the cheek you, you wish to keep a strong relationship with them. Mainly with comrade and friends. It's a show of friendship and bonds. It's common for that. A kiss on the lips means you wish to have an eternal love with them. It's given to someone you wish to be in a relationship with. It's used as a confession. Like if you've never told anyone you're feelings, you kiss them during the fireworks to tell them you love them." She said and downed the glass.

Temari tilted her head. "Really now? And it works?" She asked.

Mira smiled slightly filling her glass. "We'll, as Shinobi we sometimes have trouble telling our feelings. So we use this night as a confession. And so far, everyone that has confessed in this festival… Well… let's just say this night is also used for the writing up

of marriage plans. And they have always been together, forever." She said.

Temari watched with wide eyes. "I see." She muttered.

Gaara blinked before nodding.

Mira's hand dropped the glass reflexively when lips brushed her cheek. She turned with blank eyes to watch Gaara.

He frowned slightly worried. "That was the correct way, yes?" He asked confused.

Temari watched blinking at the sight, and cooing mentally at how cute her brother was.

Mira slowly set her sake bottle down. "I'm afraid you did it wrong." She said her face and expression serious.

Temari frowned at her. "But I thought you said a kiss on the cheek was for friendship." She said.

Mira nodded at her. "I did…" she said and turned back to the confused Gaara. "Now let me show you the correct way." She said with a small smirk, before leaning forward and locking lips.

Temari watched the scene with wide eyes before she started laughing.

Itachi pulled back and smiled down at eth wide eyes looking up at him. "Do you accept?" he whispered.

Naruto blushed brightly before nodding shyly. "Hai…." He mumbled.

Itachi grinned down at him before leaning down for another kiss.

Iria didn't give Kakashi a chance to protest.

Tsunade started drinking and destroying the notebook.

Asuma and Kurenai started shepherding their charges home

Neji continued to try and kill Lee.

Kankuro eventually stopped getting attacked, before Tenten blushingly told him he had better take responsibility.

Anko dragged Iruka to her apartment.

Temari eventually left the roof blushing, and looking for someone to stay with for the night.

And Mira continued to show Gaara the correct way to give the traditional kiss. Much to his major confusion, embarrassment, and joy.

The next day

Sakura sighed as she dropped her stuff off in her bedroom. It had been a day since Itachi and Naruto got together at the Festival. Sasuke seemed obsessed with the two. And Sakura had, had a string of bad luck all day. She turned to leave her room.

Suddenly everything went black. She looked around trying to find out what was going on. She noticed a puddle of water on the ground. Her eyes widened as a pasty white arm shot up from the water. Some kind of pale, girls like monster started crawling toward her. Long ratted black hair in front of her face and being dragged under her. Sakura found she couldn't move.

The thing grabbed her ankle and pulled herself up to stand before her. The face turned toward her and a creepy raspy voice spoke up.

"Seven days." It rasped. Before it's mouth opened wide and it jerked foreword.

An ear piercing scream was heard all over Kohona.

Naruto looked up with a small frown on his face. "That sounded like Sakura-Chan." He muttered. He was pulled back down to lay on Itachi as the male grunted.

"Only Iria and Mira can be called Chan, no one else is worth you." He said.

Naruto blushed before smiling softly and cuddling his boyfriend.

Itachi smiled and nuzzled the soft hair. His eyes drifted over to the window and locked with Sasuke's.

A shift and the Mangekyo activated. A thud was heard as Sasuke hit the ground outside.

Itachi snorted and turned back to his Naru. 'Foolish little brother.' He thought.

Iria jerked up looking wildly around before groaning in annoyance. She fell back and kicked the form beside her. "You're student is a pain in the arse. Not to mention bloody annoying." She grumbled, wrapping her limbs around the other ones and blanket.

Kakashi blinked his eyes open lazily before yawning. His arms came up wrapping around her tightly, "That was Sakura?" He asked lazily.

Iria snorted. "I would recognize that banshee screech anywhere. I guess Mira got some revenge after all." She muttered cuddling into the muscled chest.

Kakashi blinked. "I see. I guess I should see if she's okay, shouldn't I?" he questioned.

A grab at something very special to him caused him to change his mind.

"If you think I'm letting you out of this bed, you're crazy." Iria purred as she rubbed against him and leaned up kissing him slowly.

Kakashi hummed. "I'm sure she'll be fine." He murmured after they parted for air.

Iria purred. "Good boy." She said.

Little did Kakashi know Sakura wouldn't be seen for a week. But then again neither would he.

Mira looked up lazily from where she was wrapped up in pale arms. Her fingers moving over the smooth chest. All other clothing was on except for his shirt. She had to go slowly didn't she?

"Looks like Sakura found my little gift." She mumbled brushing her lips over pale skin.

Gaara shivered, before looking down at her with a blank expression. "Oh? Is that what that was?" He asked, remembering how to run his hand through her hair.

Mira nodded humming in affirmative.

Gaara nodded. "So am I doing this correct? I wouldn't want to get anything wrong again." He mumbled softly.

Mira grinned slightly up at him and nuzzled his chest. "Perfect. Seems hugging and cuddling has been mastered. Let's wait though for the rest. I don't want to move right now." She said.

Gaara nodded smiling very slightly. "It is very nice. I rather enjoy this." He said tightening his arms slightly.

Mira almost giggled but settled for a sigh. "Oh, you'll enjoy a lot trust me." He muttered lowly with a smirk.

A shiver ran up Gaara's spine. And he didn't have a clue why.