On a stormy night Karkat had been walking home with his canon beefy but not so beefy boyfriend/matesprit.
"Dave you fuck ass didn't you think to bring a fucking umbrella?!" Karkat said anger and in a high tone like he usually does.
Dave pulls in Karkat near himself so that Karkat could be under the trees. Did little to no good cause it was still raining but hey it's the thought that counts right?
"Ay I don't see you having one now do we my little nubby troll." Dave throws his hand up in the air casual and looks a bit down to Karkat
"Fuck you asshat! "This Strider has everything under control don't worry karbae"" He said in a voice that was suppose to be like Dave's but came out more like a whine small alien gem from another fandom. "Under control my ass"
"How was I supposed to know it'd rain darling. I was planning this whole night out and shit trying to woo you." Dave said in a chill voice looking forward
"Yeah right this night wasn't that great….." After a bit of silence Karkat wrapped his arm around Dave's waist
Dave smiled right after the action "Love ya Karbae"
Karkat smiled as well [what a surprise] "Love you too asshat!"
That night was a good one even though they got completely soaked once they both got home. The Captain America: Civil War movie, the in-n-out burgers and milkshakes, and even the smooching before the rain started was wonderful but you know that Karkat would only talk Dave this after a shittier date.