HI!!! I came up with this while listening to The four beauties of nature songy thing (which I am doing right now). Hope you enjoy this stupidity.

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Chichiri is in the basement wearing something a rapper would and is bouncing around the room rapping. While on the upper level more sane people were alive.

[Tasuki] Miaka, what the f**k is that!?

Ok, maybe not that sane.

[Miaka] Chichiri is trying to rap.

Chiriko sneaks in and tries to go in to the basement.

[Miaka] Chiriko, where're you going?

[Chiriko] *turns around and is in a rapper outfit* I'm singing backup!

Suddenly horrible singing is heard and is coming toward the others. Mitskake prances in wearing a frilly pink fairy dress with Tama-neko throwing flowers around him.

[Chiriko] AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!! *runs into the basement*

[Mits] I will not let Chichiri out do me. *goes into the basement*

Miaka and Tasuki look at each other, shrug, and follow Mits. Once they get down there they see Chichiri singing "American Bad @$$" and Mits singing "Butterfly"

[Miaka&Tasuki] *fall over* WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?

Everyone continues to do what they were doing in the first place. Tamahome, Hotohori, and Nuriko walk in.

[Tamahome] What's going on down *yawn* here. It woke me up.

[Hotohori] How dare you disturb my beauty sleep.

[Chichiri] Up yours pretty boy.

[Nuriko] Chichiri, are you ok?

[Chichiri] Why don't you go f**k a dog you fag. (This not meant to offend anyone gay, this is just Chichiri's scary side. I'm very sorry if you are offended by this.)

[Nuriko] *runs up stairs crying*

[Miaka] Chichiri, how could you say that to Nuriko!? That was an awful thing to do.

[Chichiri] Sorry sweetie, say wanna get hot with me?

[Tamahome and Tasuki] HANDS OFF!!!!

[Tama] *drops an anvil on Chichiri's head*

[Miaka] Is he…..dead?

[Hotohori] I'm afraid so.

[Everyone left] *look at each other and smile* DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! WHICH OLD WITCH? THE WICKED WITCH!!!!!

[Chichiri's Ghost] I'LL BE BACK!!!!!

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So that's my lil bit o' insanity, hope you enjoyed it. Well, remember to review, ja no da.