Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did well let's just say it wouldn't be a kid's show.
He Who Carries The Future Of Pevertedness
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He was thirteen when he first saw it. He knew nothing about it until he saw Jiraiya-sama doing it to one of his Icha Icha manga. It was odd at first. Especially the sounds the old guy was making. If he wasn't so curious about what was going, Naruto would have ended up laughing in Jiraiya's face.
But after exactly seven minutes of intense uncomfortable ness,
( in which he saw some very disgusting thing, i.e. white liquid resembling milk coming from Jiraiya's…erm)
Naruto decided to leave his alone and go back to training.
An hour later, an exhausted Naruto was interrupted from training by a happy-go-lucky Jiraiya.
"Had fun?"
At this, Jiraiya lifted one white eyebrow.
"This." Naruto made a very suggestive motion with his hand in an 'O' formation down between his legs. "What is this?"
Instead of being embarrassed of what the young shinobi was showing him, Jiraiya lightly chuckled and threw an Icha Icha manga at him and walked away.
"You figure it out." Jiraiya called over his shoulder.
Befuddled, Naruto indifferently shrugged and began to read Icha Icha.