A/N: I decided to put my favorite creation, Mimi, in House M.D, which happens to be her favorite show...LET THE CHAOS BEGIN! I don;t own House M.D. blah blah blah- CHAOS!

House limped into the clinic with scowl in his face, and a pissed off Cuddy next to him. He had almost made it to the exit before the incredibly sexy mega bitch got him. Cuddy pushed the druggie doctor into a random clinic room, and said between her teeth, "Do your job, House." She slammed the door in his face.

House turned around to face his patient. It was a seventeen year old girl with long dark hair and bright blue eyes. Totally fucking hot where the first words that came to mind as he observed her. He was shocked when she jumped up and squealed. "OH MY GOD! IT'S HUGH LAURIE!"

She then tackled the House to the ground, hugging him tightly. "Oh my god, I'm you biggest fan! I loved you when you went on Saturday Night Live! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HUGGING HUGH LAURIE!"

She jumped off of him and yelled "Oh my god! Robert Sean Leonard works here too!" The crazed girl ran toward Wilson's office, pulling a very freaked out Dr. House in tow.

50 seconds later...

Wilson nearly had a heart attack when a teenager burst into his office, gripping onto House's wrist. The first thing Wilson noticed was that one: House looked terrified, and two: The girl was screaming "OMFG! Hugh Laurie AND Robert Sean Leonard in one day!" She pulled Wilson out of his seat and smashed her lips against his. She let go of him and repeated the same action with House. Then she ran out of the office, laughing loudly and psychoticlly. Wilson and House looked at each other, shock, fear, and confusion etched on their faces.

In unison, the men said, "What the fuck was that about?"

2 minutes later...

Thirteen and Cameron sat in the hospital cafeteria, when suddenly a very happy teen strutted in. She had long, black hair, and bright blue eyes. She waved spasticlly at them. They waved cautiously back at her. The girl grinned and ran out. But not before yelling, "I JUST MET OLIVIA WILDE AND JENNIFER MORRISON!"

Several more minutes...

Chase, Foreman, Taub, and Kutner sat in the X-ray room, when the mysterious girl burst into the room, squealing "OMG! KAL PENN, OMAR EPPS, JESSE SPENCER AND PETER JACOBSON! YOU RULE!" and then she ran out of the room. The four men look at each other, when Kutner said "Who the hell was that, and who was she talking to?"

1 minute later...

Cuddy had just recived several calls from all over the hospital, talking about some crazy teenager. She was about to call security, when the said teenager ran into her office. The girl eyed the Dean of Medicine for a moment before saying, "I LOVE YOU, LISA EDELSTEIN! YOU'RE HOT!" and sprinted away.

Later that night...

That night, Cuddy, House, Wilson, Kutner, Thirteen, Cameron, Foreman, Taub, and Chase all met outside the hospital.

"Do any of you have any idea who that girl was?" asked Cuddy. They all shook their heads in reply. "Any of you know who she was talking about?" More head shaking. They were all about to depart when David Shore walked up to them. "Ok, let me just say, I'm sorry about all this. It won't happen again. Them damn fan-girls are relentless." The he walked away leaving the cast even more confused.

House popped a couple Vicodin in his mouth. "Come on, Wilson. We're getting a drink. You're paying."

A/N: sorry for the crappy ending. I had no idea what to do! But Mimi had a fun time. XD