Hey guys! Okay, so me and my friend Lauren wrote this fic. A lot of effort went into it, so we hope you all appreciate it! It's only short at the moment, but we plan for it to be at least 10,000 words!

Disclaimer: Glee does not belong to either of us, if it did, Klaine would have had sex a lot sooner!

Lima, Ohio, USA was a very homophobic town - this made one porcelain-skinned boy cry with anguish. That was, until one day, he ran into a curly-haired beauty in the local shopping mall. The boy was small and hobbit-like and was climbing on a bench when Kurt first saw him. Kurt noticed that he was extremely well-dressed, wearing Prada. He looked like a knight in shining Prada, come to rescue Kurt from his entirely uneventful day by standing on a bench, Kurt wonders why he is stood on it.

"You're going to ruin those Prada fall-line shoes if you don't get down from there you know" Kurt blushed because oh my gaga did he really just talk to the hobbit-prada-knight? The sexy hobbit knight looked around at Kurt with a flirty grin,

"i'll only come down there once you come up here" Kurt was wearing the tightest skinny jeans know to man - he prayed to grilled cheesus that he could climb up onto the bench. He manouvered his legs, best he could, almost toppling over with the effort, but Blaine caught him last minute. Blaine tried to speak but was lost in the angel's glazc eyes.

"Hi," he choked out.

"Oh gaga! You're the dreamboat-acapella lead singer of the Warblers, aren't you?" Kurt blushed when he realised what he'd just said.

"And you're Kurt Hummel! I've seen your Cheerio videos - you can really move your hips!" Blaine winked before he knew what he was doing. The two of them stood there in awkward silence, blushing, but secretly pleased that the other knew of their existance.

"So why are you up here?" Kurt asked.

"Sometimes I just like feeling tall" the short boy replied.

Kurt giggled "well, you know. i usually go for boys who are shorter than me. it's hot."

Blaine's eyes widened. "So you are gay too?"

Kurt gave him a sceptical look "I thought it was obvious." he then realises what Blaine has just said "Wait... so you're gay? But you look like such a ladies man!"

Blaine chuckles. "Nope, not a big fan of girls. I am a fan of coffee, though. You wanna join me for some?"

"Sure, I'd love to. There's this little place not too far away from here that I love. It's called the Lima Bean, you been there before?"

"I love the Lima Bean almost as much as I love singing the lead in the Warblers!" Blaine bounced up and down.

"So, what's your coffee order?" Kurt asked "It's on me."

"A medium drip, but please, I insist." Blaine winked and jumped off the bench, offering his hand to Kurt.

"If you insist, then I'm driving." Kurt teases.

"Then I get to pick what we listen to on the way there!"

"Well, as long as it's not Katy Perry, it'll be fine. I hate her. You like Gaga, I'm hoping?"

"You WHAT? How could you say that? Teenage Dream just speaks to me, Kurt. But yeah, I'm a total monster."

"I have just lost all respect for you. Katy Perry, Blaine. REALLY? We're listening to Gaga in the car, end of discussion."

Blaine sighs as they walk to Kurt's car. "Fine. It's a good thing you're so cute, y'know." Kurt blushes bright red, was this dreamy Warbler flirting with him, or was he simply teasing? Kurt smiled and got into the drivers seat. Ten minutes later they were nearly at the coffee shop.

"Stop telephoning me-e-e-e-h!" Kurt sang along with the radio. Blaine was touched by the words and Kurt's voice. "You know, we should duet some time, if you know what I'm saying." Blaine said suggestively, winking at Kurt. Kurt froze. How could he tell him that he was like a baby penguin when it came to anything sexual? No amount of pamphlets would ever change that!

"Sure, I'd love to. Maybe we could sing a Gaga song or some Broadway?" Kurt asks, hoping to deflect from the real meaning behind Blaine's words.

"Or something with a little more... feeling?" Blaine offered. "Like Animal, by Neon Trees?"

"Hmm, I'll have to look that one up. I don't think I've heard it before." Kurt says awkwardly. He knows the song, oh boy does he know the song. He just wants any excuse he can to avoid singing something so suggestful.

They get to the Lima Bean and sit down with their drinks, but Kurt freezes when he sees a short brunette girl out of the corner of his eye. One Miss Rachel Lea Berry. Oh Gaga, no!

"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel! There you are! All the girls are out looking for you. We need and emergency girl's meeting if we want to win this mash-up competition!" Blaine raises his eyebrows at this. "Who are you? Oh no, I know you! You're a Warbler! SPY!" Rachel shreiks, pointing at Blaine. "Rachel, this is Blaine. Blaine, this is Rachel. Blaine is a hobbit, not a spy. Leave us alone now." Kurt sighs, rolling his eyes at her. "I'm not THAT short!" Blaine sticks his lip petulantly.

"My boyfriend would tower over you!" Rahcel says proudly.

"Your boyfriend is the jolly green giant." Kurt butts in. "Hey, is your boyfriend in the New Directions? The sexy one who sings the duets with you?" Blaine asks with a dreamy smile on his face, Kurt looks shocked and hurt by this comment. "Yes, his voice really is amazing..." Rachel sighs dreamily and wanders off.

Kurt was quiet for a long moment. "Is everything okay?" Blaine asks with a smile. "You like my brother more than me, admit it!" Kurt wails. "Wait, what? When did I ever say that I liked you?" Blaine looked incredibly confused "And you never even mentioned your brother, so how could I compare anyway?"

"My brother is Finn. You know, the sexy one who sings duets with Rachel?" Kurt gave him his best bitch glare.

Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand. "No, Kurt! I like how Finn looks, sure, but with you.. it feels like I finally found my missing puzzle piece. I'm... complete." "Blaine, just a second ago you denied liking me. Get your shit straight." Kurt glared at him "Besides, a Katy Perry quote will get you NOWHERE, I thought you'd have gathered that by now." "Kurt, please don't get upset! You.. you move me. And that isn't another song line. It came straight from my heart."

"Oh, Blaine. Your words are so beautiful and meaningful! I fear I may be falling for you." Kurt cried, tears of joy falling from his beautiful glasz eyes. "My sweet prince, I've already fallen." Blaine admits.

"Blaine, there is a moment when you say to yourself, oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever. Watching you stand on a bench at the mall today, that was the moment for me. About you. You move me, Blaine. And getting coffee again would just be an excuse to spend more time with you." Kurt moves in and kisses Blaine passionately.

Blaine supressed the urge to squeal like a girl. He gripped Kurt's face with his hands and kissed back. They both grinned as they pulled away. "So will you be my boyfriend?" Blaine asked. "And put it on facebook?"

"That is so romantic." Kurt gushed, tearing up. "Yes!" "But wait, before I can do that, Blaine. I need your surname. So I can add you as a friend on facebook first." Kurt asked, awkwardly, fearing that he was throwing himself around like he didn't matter. He hoped his father, Burt wouldn't be too disappointed in him. "It's Anderson. But Kurt baby? I'm hoping that one day it'll be Hummel too." He winked. Kurt swooned.

"Maybe you should come back to my place to meet my father. I think he'd like to meet my first ever boyfriend. Maybe I could even sneak you into my bedroom after dark, it would be so romantic, Blainers."

"Do you have a trellis that I could climb up? Be my Juliet, Kurt!"

"No, but Romeo, my room is in the basement! As long as you're quiet, I'm sure you could sneak through the front door without my dad hearing. I do share a room with my stepbrother though, which could be a bit of a buzzkill..."

"Finn? Maybe he could join in." Blaine winked, then added a hasty "kidding!" after seeing the look on his boyfriend's face. "Maybe I could ask him to stay over at Puck's. I could just tell him I'm having a sleepover... It's not entirely untrue" Kurt says with a suggestive wink.

"Kurt, I would love to just hold you in my arms as we sleep. Would Burt be okay with this?" Kurt's heart melted at the words. He felt as though someone had just given him a 90% off gift voucher to Alexander McQueen

"Blaine... Lets go all the way tonight... No regrets, just love. Okay? I want this, Blaine." Kurt begs his sexy dapper boyfriend. "Oh, Kurt. I'd love to! I have another Katy Perry song for you.."

"Oh?"

"I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock cock!"

Kurt laughed lightly, feeling hot all of a sudden. "Let's go!"

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