When I'm bored I write smut.

I get bored a lot. :3

Kurt Hummel walked to his blue and white cop car, unlocking the doors and climbing in to sit in the driver's side. He released a frustrated sigh as he rubbed his eyes tiredly.

Every day for the past two weeks, Kurt would walk down the same street and he would walk past the same mysterious douche bag with the ass Kurt just wanted to fuck. He couldn't help it. This guy would smirk at Kurt, sometimes shoving Kurt to the side with his shoulder, and Kurt would still melt at the sight of him.

The man, who had introduced himself as Blaine that one day Kurt called him out for smoking around a group of small children, was just too sexy for his own good. Blaine had laughed at Kurt, claiming he wasn't breaking any rules, but he had still put out his cigarette. He always acted like that way around the police officer yet Kurt still wanted Blaine for his own.

Kurt hated the man's attitude but he couldn't help the burning need he felt every time he stared into Blaine's warm, hazel eyes. He didn't want to admit it but he was insanely attracted to the dark, unkempt curly hair, the worn out leather jacket, the ripped jeans, the dark, ankle high boots and that self loving, insanely conceited smirk Blaine always seemed to be wearing.

Kurt groaned in frustration as he thought back to just the other day when he had been leaning against a wall and drinking his morning coffee. Blaine had sauntered by, flashing that same smirk before walking down the empty street away from him. Kurt had almost dropped his coffee to the ground when he saw Blaine brush a hand through his hair, his arm muscles stretching in the tight, black t-shirt he had been wearing. Kurt had to shake his head violently to bring himself back to reality that day.

Taking a deep breath, Kurt cleared his mind of thoughts of Blaine and sorted out his plans for the weekend. After a long week of working to protect the quiet city, Kurt was going to spend the next two days relaxing and unwinding at home. He didn't go out much, deciding instead to stay at home alone. It's not that Kurt didn't want to go out; he just didn't have anyone to go out with. He didn't have many close friends and his long hours didn't leave him much time to socialize.

Kurt turned on the ignition of his car and revved the engine to life. He slipped on his sunglasses to protect against the glare of the setting sun and slowly pulled away from the curb. He drove in silence, his eyes scanning the empty streets randomly as he tapped his fingers against the steering wheel in time with the music playing softly through his car stereo.

Raising an eyebrow curiously, Kurt stared to a man standing on the street smoking next to a giant 'no smoking' sign. The man blew out a large puff of smoking, staring through the windows of the car and straight into Kurt's eyes.

Kurt recognized the warm hazel immediately and before he knew what he was doing, he was parked on the side of the street and unbuckling his seatbelt. Kurt couldn't help the way he felt around Blaine and he couldn't stop his subconscious need to be closer to the man.

Tearing off his sunglasses and tossing them onto the empty seat next to him, Kurt stepped out of the car and walked around it to face Blaine.

Blaine smirked as Kurt approached, leaning back against the wall and staring deeply into Kurt's crystal blue eyes.

Kurt leaned against the side of his car casually, staring back at Blaine and controlling the aching desire burning in his gut. Kurt quirked an eyebrow as he nodded to the 'no smoking'.

Blaine chuckled lightly, filling his lungs with smoke as he sucked on his cigarette. After a long drag, he pulled the stick away from his lips and burnt it out against the brick wall behind him.

"So," Blaine said casually, smoke blowing between his lips with each word. "What brings you here, officer?"

"You're breaking a law. It's sort of my job," Kurt replied with a shrug of his shoulders, licking his lips slightly at the way Blaine's toned muscle looked in his tight, black v-neck.

"I thought you were off duty?" Blaine replied, talking a slow step toward Kurt.

Kurt opened his eyes wide in shock at Blaine's words. "How do you know when I get off work?"

Blaine shrugged in reply, walking forward so he was only inches from Kurt's body. "I've been keeping my eye on you for quite some time now," Blaine said, voice low and husky as his eyes roamed up and down Kurt's slender frame. Blaine bit his lip at the way Kurt's legs looked, so toned and perfect in his slightly too tight, black pants.

"Oh?" Kurt replied a bit breathlessly, loosing himself in Blaine's heated gaze.

Blaine just nodded in reply, placing a hand on Kurt's waist as he leaned forward so his chest was flush against Kurt's.

"What're you doing?" Kurt whispered, pulling back reluctantly. He didn't get to far though, considering he was pinned against the side of his car.

"I know you want me, officer," Blaine answered, drawling out the last word as he brushed a finger over the golden badge on Kurt's chest. "I saw the way you were looking at me the other day. And I would be lying if I said you weren't the sexiest man I have ever seen," Blaine breathed, his hot breath ghosting over Kurt's ear.

Kurt shivered slightly, desire causing his heart to hammer violently in his chest.

"If you want me, say so. Just tell me you want me, and I'm all yours," Blaine whispered, grinding his hips lightly against Kurt's.

Kurt gasped as he felt Blaine's half hard cock press against him and his hand flew up to grasp at Blaine's bicep.

"I want you," Kurt said, voice barely above a whisper.

Blaine responded immediately, crashing his lips against Kurt's in a heated, needy kiss and holyfuckingshit Kurt wanted Blaine more than he thought he did.

Kurt opened his mouth slightly to lick at Blaine's lip and he smiled as the man groaned against his mouth. He pushed his tongue into Blaine's mouth and licked at every inch of Blaine he could reach.

Blaine gripped Kurt's hips tightly, forcing his legs apart and sliding a knee between them. Kurt gasped as his fully hard dick rubbed against the Blaine's thigh and he couldn't help but grind down against the man.

Blaine pulled away from the kiss to latch his lips onto Kurt's neck, sucking and biting at the soft, sensitive skin. They rutted against each other desperately as Kurt moaned loudly into the silent night air.

"Blaine," Kurt moaned, his hands gripping Blaine's back tightly, "I want to fuck you,"

Pulling away from Kurt's neck, Blaine growled, low and needy in his throat. "Oh god, yes, I want you too,"

Kurt pulled the dark haired man in for a quick, heated kiss before pulling away. "Where- where should we-,"

"In your car?" Blaine asked, leaning forward to kiss and suck at Kurt's neck again.

"Guh, we can't. It technically belongs to the station," Kurt replied, pushing Blaine away so he could get an answer. Kurt groaned and leaned forward to kiss Blaine's neck the same way the dark haired man had been doing to him earlier.

"Oh god," Blaine moaned, fisting his hand into Kurt's soft hair. "How far do you live from here?"

"Too far," Kurt mumbled against Blaine's skin before biting down softly on his strongly defined collar bone.

Blaine groaned from both pleasure and frustration as he racked his brain for a solution to their problem. "Well," Blaine said, pausing to gasp as Kurt licked a long line up his neck to nibble at his ear. "There's an alley just over there," Blaine finished, nodding toward the end of the empty street.

Kurt pulled back to stare into Blaine's lust blown eyes. He smirked lightly as he cleared his throat to speak. "You want me to fuck you in an alley? Like, some cheap whore?"

"Do you have a better idea?" Blaine asked with a small laugh.

"Well, no-"

"Then follow me," Blaine interrupted, grabbing Kurt's hand firmly in his and jogging down the street.

The sun had gone out completely by, the only light now coming from the dim street lamps above them. Blaine pulled Kurt to the deserted alley, turning in time for Kurt to pull him into a searing kiss.

Kurt put his hands firmly on Blaine's shoulders and walked them backwards until he was pushing Blaine against the brick wall. He ran his hands down Blaine's sides, caressing his thighs for a moment before gripping them and wrapping Blaine's legs around his waist.

Blaine gasped as his groin rubbed fiercely against Kurt's. They moaned together as Kurt started bucking forward, creating a deliciously steady rhythm.

Kurt held Blaine's legs tightly as he leaned forward to suck and bite at Blaine's neck.

"Fuck, Kurt," Blaine panted, twining his hands into Kurt's hair tightly. "Just, fuck me already, please,"

Kurt smirked, biting down on Blaine's flesh harshly before letting go of his legs. Blaine's feet hit the ground quickly and his legs felt dangerously weak underneath him. His mind was swimming with lust and he would have fallen on his ass if Kurt hadn't grabbed him when he did.

Blaine laughed slightly, pulling Kurt in by the collar and kissing him fiercely.

Kurt sucked Blaine's tongue into his mouth and growled hungrily in the back of his throat. Suddenly, Kurt pulled away and turned Blaine around to push him against the wall. Blaine braced his hands on the wall as Kurt slid his hands down Blaine's back to squeeze his ass.

"Do you have-"

"Front pocket," Blaine gasped, pushing back into Kurt's hand.

Kurt rubbed pressed his hips to Blaine's ass as he trailed a hand to Blaine's stomach, feeling the strong abs through Blaine's shirt before digging into his pocket. Smirking, Kurt pulled out a small bottle of lube and a couple condoms.

"Came prepared, did you?" Kurt whispered into Blaine's ear as he slipped the lube and condoms into his back pocket.

Blaine nodded in reply as he pressed his ass back against Kurt.

Groaning at the contact, Kurt leaned against Blaine as his hands went to work on Blaine's belt buckle. He undid Blaine's pants and yanked the fabric down past Blaine's knees.

Blaine sighed in relief as his hard dick was freed of the tight space of his jeans. His sigh quickly turned into a loud moan as Kurt's hand wrapped around him and began stroking slowly.

"Fuck, Kurt," Blaine panted, bucking into Kurt's hand.

Kurt brought his free hand back to rub teasingly at Blaine's entrance. He pulled his hands away to grab the lube from his back pocket and quickly slicked up his fingers.

Blaine was writhing impatiently against the wall, his hands clawing at the brick in front of him. He felt Kurt's hand slide under his shirt and up his back and he arched up into the touch eagerly.

Kurt placed a kiss to the back of Blaine's neck as he slid a finger inside of Blaine's tight hole.

Blaine swore loudly, pleasure pouring through him as he pressed back against Kurt's hand.

"I want more," Blaine panted, pressing his head against the wall in front of him.

"Are you sure?" Kurt asked. He was a bit hesitant as he didn't want to hurt the other man by going too fast.

"Fuck, yes, I'm so sure, please," Blaine babbled loudly.

Kurt bit his lip, but complied, sliding his finger out only to quickly push back in with two.

Blaine immediately pushed his ass back and fucked himself desperately onto Kurt's hand.

Kurt groaned at the sight, his dick painfully hard and straining against his pants. He continued to twist and thrust his fingers in and out of Blaine as he used his other hand to undo his slacks. He sighed happily as his cock was free of its restraints. He pulled his fingers out of Blaine to push back in with three, causing Blaine to shout in pleasure.

Kurt pulled a condom out of his pocket and ripped it open with his teeth. It was a struggle to slide on the rubber while continuing to finger Blaine, but after a few attempts Kurt finally had the condom on properly.

Grabbing the lube again, Kurt slicked himself up and positioned himself behind Blaine.

"Are you ready?" Kurt asked, voice low and rough with lust as he stilled his hand inside Blaine.

Blaine nodded vigorously, pushing himself away from the wall slightly and spreading his legs a bit farther. He braced his hands on the wall tightly and bit his lip as he waited for Kurt to fuck him.

Kurt pulled his fingers out of Blaine and pressed the head of his dick against Blaine's stretched hole. Without warning, Kurt slid himself inside, crying out with pleasure as he was immersed in the most perfect, tight heat he had ever felt.

Once he was in fully, Kurt rested his head on Blaine's shoulder and waited until Blaine was used to the stretch.

Blaine whimpered softly, leaning his head to the side to rest against Kurt's. After a silent moment, Blaine nodded his head and whispered a quiet plea for Kurt to move.

Kurt nodded, kissing Blaine's shoulder as he pulled out slowly. When his dick was almost fully out, Kurt slammed back into Blaine roughly, causing Blaine to shout in surprise.

Kurt stood up straight, placing his hands on Blaine's hips as he fucked into the other man relentlessly. Blaine moaned loudly, his voice echoing slightly in the dark, empty alley. Kurt's thrusts became harder and more determined as he felt his lust and need overwhelm him. His finger nails dug, almost painfully, into Blaine's hips.

Blaine arched his back and hung his head forward as he pushed back against Kurt, meeting the taller man's every thrust.

Kurt panted in exhaustion as he felt sweat slick his back and forehead. His thrusts slowed a bit and he groaned as Blaine just kept fucking himself onto Kurt's cock. Kurt stilled his hips completely and smirked as Blaine whined and fucked himself harder and more desperately onto Kurt.

"Kurt, please, don't stop," Blaine pleaded loudly, his voice wrecked and thick with lust.

Kurt chuckled lightly as he leaned forward, kissing his way up Blaine's back to finally rest his head on Blaine's shoulder.

"But you're so pretty when you're all desperate like this," Kurt whispered, his hot breath fanning over Blaine's ear.

"I'm so close," Blaine replied just as quietly, "I need you to- to move, fuck me, please,"

Kurt leaned his head forward to capture Blaine's mouth in a hot, wet, desperate kiss. The kiss was at an awkward angle but the heat and passion of it caused Kurt to moan loudly against Blaine's tongue. He pulled his head back to rest his forehead against Blaine's shoulder as he moved his hips.

Kurt pulled his dick out until only the head was inside Blaine before pushing back in slowly. He repeated the action a few times, causing Blaine to swear and moan loudly.

"Harder, fuck Kurt, fuck me harder," Blaine said loudly, his finger nails digging into the brick wall harshly.

Without saying a word, Kurt slammed into Blaine fiercely. He angled his hips and thrusted a few times until he heard Blaine shout loudly. Kurt smiled as he found Blaine's prostate and angled each of his thrusts perfectly so the head of his dick rubbed over Blaine's sweet spot.

Blaine squeezed his eyes shut tightly as he felt pleasure overwhelm him. He felt the familiar heat pooling in his gut and he knew he was about to come. Reaching back, he grabbed one of Kurt's hands from his waist and pulled it onto his cock.

Blaine groaned as Kurt got the hint and began jerking him off in time with their thrusts. After only a few more skilfully placed thrusts Blaine came harder than he had in a long time. He felt Kurt's hand tighten on his dick as the taller man stroked him through his orgasm. Blaine moaned loudly, his hips thrusting back onto Kurt's cock in random, untimed movements.

Kurt felt Blaine's ass clench around his dick and he groaned, high and needy in the back of his throat. He watched as Blaine's movements slowed as the dark haired man came down from his high. Kurt pulled his hand away from Blaine's cock, ignoring the come covering his hand as he placed it back on Blaine's hips.

Thrusting quickly, Kurt squeezed his eyes shut as pleasure overwhelmed him. He came into the condom, deep inside Blaine's ass. He moaned loudly as he rode out his high, his fingers digging into Blaine's hips almost painfully.

Blaine bit his lip as he whimpered slightly, his every nerve over sensitive and being pushed to a breaking point. He knew he should push Kurt away before he passed out from the overwhelming sensations but he just wanted the man to be closer, to be buried inside him forever.

Kurt stilled his hips, leaving his softening dick inside Blaine as he collapsed onto the other man. His chest was pressed firmly against Blaine's back as he buried his nose into Blaine's shoulder. Kurt breathed in deeply, filling his lungs with the scent of the cool night air, their mingled sweat and the pure sex around them.

Kurt pressed a soft kiss to Blaine's shoulder as he pulled out slowly.

Blaine winced slightly, immediately missing the feeling of having Kurt inside of him. He rested his forehead against the wall in front of him for a moment before he turned and rested his back against it.

Kurt stood in front of Blaine, his breath slowly returning to normal. He pulled the soiled condom off his dick and threw it away lazily. Running a hand through his hair, he bent down to pull his pants and briefs back up.

When he was fully dressed again, Kurt looked up to see Blaine with his head resting against the wall. He smiled shyly as he moved forward and pulled Blaine's pants up for him.

Blaine smiled at Kurt's actions, reaching his hands out to grip Kurt's waist. He pulled the taller man against his chest to kiss him deeply.

After a moment, Kurt pulled back to stare into Blaine's warm, hazel eyes.

"I should go," Kurt said quietly.

Blaine frowned slightly but nodded, releasing his hold on Kurt's hips.

Kurt turned to walk back to his car, smiling to himself when he heard Blaine following him. When he reached his car, Kurt turned to face Blaine again.

Without a second thought, Blaine pressed himself against Kurt, pinning the taller man against his car as he kissed him desperately.

"You really don't want me to leave, huh?" Kurt chuckled quietly when Blaine pulled away.

Blaine hummed quietly, a mischievous smile playing across his lips. "You could always just arrest me and take me home with you,"

Kurt smirked at the man's words, trailing his hands up Blaine's waist. Suddenly, Kurt had his hands on Blaine's arms and flipped them around quickly. He turned Blaine around so his chest was pressed against the car.

Blaine groaned as Kurt pinned his arms behind his back. He heard a small clink of metal behind him and the next thing he knew Kurt was cuffing his hands together.

Kurt pressed his hips against Blaine's ass, grinding ever so slightly as he licked a hot trail up Blaine's ear.

"You have the right to remain silent," Kurt whispered, biting Blaine's ear teasingly before pulling away. He pulled Blaine away from the car roughly and opened the back door, setting Blaine in the seat.

Kurt gripped his hands to Blaine's face and kissed him roughly before pulling away and closing the car door. He smiled as he walked to the driver's side of the car. He suddenly had some very exciting plans for the weekend.

So right now this is pretty much pwp but I think as the chapters go on a plot might start developing.

I have a lot of ideas for this story. (Like wall sex, shower sex, sex in the kitchen, sex EVERYWHERE.)

Seriously, I get bored a lot and I just write smut in my free time. This should be fun. :)

ALSO: I don't want to be one of those people who try and whore reviews out of people, but when I know people are interested in what I write and are anticipating an update I will work harder to update faster, and with better quality stuff. I aim to please. I'd just like to know if my writing is pleasing you guys. :)

ONE MORE THING: The title comes from a reference I made in this story when I outlined it in my head. I honestly don't know if I'm going to use the reference but I like the title. So. Yeah. I talk a lot, I apologize.