When Mulder was abducted!

When Mulder was abducted
Everyone went mad
Scully was a believer
Yet she was very sad

Skinner got new glasses
To help him with the search
Then along came Doggett
Who'd been assigned by Kersh

They didn't get on too well
And Scully tossed her drink
And cos she had become pregnant
She threw up in the sink

Reyes came along to help them
She had a lot to say
But when she saw a spaceship
She only managed "No friggin way"

Mulder was returned
Along with Billy Miles
They thought that Fox was dead
But dug him up after a while

Billy had a shower
And somehow shed his skin
Underneath was an alien
Looking just like him

Doggett and bad Krycek
Fought inside a car
They immitated James Bond
And John was left with a scar

Krycek wants Scully's baby
But Skinman said no no!
Instead he took Muld of life support
Bye Mulder off you go!


But this made him much better
And he recovered soon
As he woke up and smiled at her
Scully was "over the moon".

So were the shippers.....;););)