Heyy guys it's me! The Only Sane One! W00t! are you prepared to have me go noobish on you?

OMG! NW! i cant belive tat! TOSO goin n00b?!?!?!!?!?1//1/1?! i cant belive it! ill be all ZOMG && OMG && other stuf! But then again…is it a bd? i think it is….

Okay I'm done now!

I don't own the Chaotix or any other Sonic Character….Though I wish I did.

She belongs to me is ALL I'm saying. :3

TاØ

It was still dark when Vector woke up this morning. He glanced at his clock. 1:30 a.m. it said. He groaned.

Why am I up so early? He thought. But the question was soon answered when there was suddenly light, blinding him. Vector rubbed his eyes and blinked about 1000 times trying to get in focus. When he could finally see his gaze fell to a six year old bee standing under the light switch of Vector's room.

"He's gone again." Charmy said. The crocodile closed his eyes and slowly shook his head.

"I'm gonna kill that kid." He mumbled.

"What do you think he does this early Vector?" Charmy asked, making his way over to the side of Vector's bed.

"I dunno." Vector said, opening his eyes. "But what ever it is it can't be good."

"What wouldn't be good?"

"Selling drugs for one thing."

Charmy looked thoughtful for moment before asking: "Espio wouldn't do that right?" Vector stared at Charmy for a moment or two.

"I dunno kid." He said rolling over so his back was facing the bee. "But I'll talk to him in the morning okay?"

"Kay." He heard Charmy buzz of and the lights switch off. After a while Vector finally fell asleep.

TاØ

Vector was stretched out on the couch and Charmy was on the computer when Espio came downstairs.

"Heeeyyy Chaarrrlliieee." Charmy said looking at Espio. His voice was different somehow. It wasn't any higher, and definably not lower. Just different. "You're up you silly sleepy head!" Espio stopped halfway down the stairs and stared at Charmy.

"Wanna go to Candy Mountain Charlie?" Charmy continued. "Oh no wait, you already did last night. My mistake." Espio's blank expression quickly turned into a confused one.

"Since you already went Chaaarrrrlieeee, You have to go see the magical Leoplurridon to explain how you got to Candy Mountain with out him telling you the waaaayyyy." It was silent as soon as Charmy finished talking. Until Espio decided to say something.

"What the heck are you talking about?" He asked, his expression officially turned to "weirded out".

"VECTOR WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SNEAKING OUT!" Charmy Shouted. "GAWD!" Charmy flew up the stairs to his bedroom and slammed the door. It' was once again silent after that.

"Heyy Charlie," Espio said with a sheepish grin, imitating how Charmy spoke. "How's it goin?"

"Nice try." Vector growled getting into a sitting position. Espio's expression was then quickly replaced by his normal one. "So….Where've you been between 1 and 2:30?"

"Out." Espio stated. Vector wasn't surprised.

"Out where?"

"Just out." Vector arched one of his eyebrows.

"I didn't know there was a night club called 'out'" Vector said dryly. "Nor a city called 'Just out'."

"It isn't any of your business." Espio growled, looking away.

"Oh really?!?" Vector said, standing up. "Well if a certain someone keeps waking me up before the sun rises to tell me that ANOTHER certain someone is gone AGAIN then I think it IS my business!"

"Well you know this wouldn't be the first time you were WRONG!!!!" Espio yelled.

"WELL FINE THEN!!!" Vector shouted right back. "THAN I FORBID YOU FOR GOING WHERE EVER IT IS YOU'RE GOING!"

"FORBID ME?!?!?! HA!" Espio shouted. "YOU'RE CAN'T DO THAT!"

"WELL WHY NOT?"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MY-" Espio stopped.

"YOUR WHAT?!?" Vector yelled

"Boss of me." Espio huffed. He turned around and headed up the stairs.

"YOUR BOSS OF YOU?!?!?" Vector shouted. "THAT MAKES NO FRIKEN SENSE!!!!!!" The only answer he got was the slam of Espio's bedroom door. Vector sat back down in a huff. Soon he heard a creak of another door opening and Charmy soon appeared in front of Vector.

"So.." Charmy said. "How'd it go?"

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Vector wasn't exactly asleep that night, but he most certainly not awake either. That is until the light suddenly came on, blinding him once again.

"Ow…" He muttered.

"Sorry Vec."

"Charmy what now?" Vector asked rubbing his eyes. "Is Espio gone again?"

"Yes and no." Charmy replied. Vector looked over at his clock. 3 a.m. it said.

"Funny." Vector chuckled. "This is usually when he comes home." He leaped out of bed and started out the door. "Let's go booby trap his room!"

"Vector I didn't come over here to tell you the Espio was gone." Charmy said. "I came to tell you he's back form being gone." Vector looked a little confused.

Why does it matter if he's back? Vector thought. But it all became clear when Charmy lead Vector downstairs.

"Mr. Crocodile." A guy said. "I belive this belongs to you." The guy was wearing a blue suit with gold buttons and a gold badge. He had on a funny blue hat with a black bill. A classic police getup. But the unhappy looking officer was the least of Vector's surprise. For standing next to him was a handcuffed, very pissed off looking………Espio.

"WHAT IN THE F'ING WORLD DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!?"

TاØ

TOSO: Ooooo! Espio's in deep crap now!

Espio: (Glares) Shut up!

TOSO: XP MAKE ME!

Espio: (throws ninja star)

TOSO: AAAGH! (dies)

Espio: done. (Walks off)

TOSO: Review please