The Team Rocket Adventures



Disclaimer: *Aru-chan dashing around, looking for attackers.* I...don't own...Pokemon...Satoshi Tajiri does, and I came up with the idea for this when I was high on Reese's Minis. *Waves around bag happily.* I wrote the rough draft before I went to bed, but I couldn't sleep 'cause of too much chocolate...*someone comes and stamps "Insomniac" on Aru-chan's head, she is dazed* Ahh, shiny, shiny wrappers...



"I wonder why the boss called us this time," remarked Jessie, as the trio walked casually down the street. "Usually he just yells at us over the phone."

"He's going to fire us...again!" cried James, and all three hung their heads in shame. Their boss, Giovanni, kicked them off their jobs about twice a week, three times if he was bored.

Sighing, Jessie opened the door to the colossal building known only as Team Rocket HQ.



Now here was a familiar scene, Jessie reporting for duty, James cowering in fear, and Meowth shooting dirty looks at the Persian to their boss' right. But there was something different from the invariable scene. The boss...was smiling.



"Welcome, you three," boomed his deep voice, today with a noticeably lighter tone to his voice. "I have called you here on important business. No, I won't fire you," he said, smiling at the look of terror on James' face, "but you are receiving a fourth member of the team. She is one of the best, only 14 years old, and her name is Aruraya."



Jessie, James, and Meowth were in shock, partially because they would get a new member, and partially because they weren't being fired. But at the word "Aruraya," a fourteen year old with bushy brown hair stepped out of the shadows. She was wearing a Team Rocket Elite uniform, the same white one Jessie and James wore. Flashing them a smile, she said,



"I have my own motto, too, ya know. Wanna hear it?" Numbly the trio nodded their heads and sat down. Dramatic music began to play as Aruraya cleared her throat.



"Prepare for trouble if you mess with me!
Make it double if you hurt my Jamsie ^_^!"



Jessie and James face-faulted, which is very hard to do while sitting. Meowth was tryng to keep himself from laughing, and Giovanni sat with an amused expression on his face. Aruraya continued:



"To protect my James from devastation!
To bring us together without hesitation!
To claim for him my undying love!
We fit together like a hand in glove!
Aru-chan, ready to go at the speed of light!
Touch MY James, and prepare to fight!"



She then called a Pokemon out of it's pokeball, and finished off the motto with:



"Gengar! That's right!"



Author's Note: Hi! How did ya like it? I love my motto! You know I had that pre-written before the idea of the fic came to me, right? No, I'm not ashamed! I'm proud! I looooove you, Kojirou-sama!!! Oh, to everyone, I'm working on a sequel to "Merry Christmas." And remember, this fic never ends! Adventures will happen as long as we have chocolate!!!