Disclaimer: Do not own them.
Title: But
Summary: Clyde doesn't like GIRLS. They have COOTIES.
Warnings: Yaoi Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC
Couple: None. . . . THEY'RE EIGHT FOR MY SAKE. D:
Written By: Shino
Inspired By: I drew Clyde and wrote '. . . GIRLS R ICKY . . .' (w/ backwards 'R's) Then wrote the last line of this story on the other side of him. Rah though it made sense soooooz. . . . this came to beee?
Comments: elohel Mole is teh sex. And that has nothing to do with the story :D
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But
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Ugh, girls.
They are DISGUSTING.
With their pretty little hairs and pretty little clothes and their NEVER ENDING supply of COOTIES.
All they ever do is talk about clothes and shoes and make-up their mommy's wear and BOYS.
Beh, but never about ME.
It's always 'Ooo, Stan's so manly cause he's throwing that football' or 'Token's so dreamy cause he plays the bass' or 'Butter's so cute cause he lets up dress him up in girl clothes' but never 'Clyde's so rad cause he always tries hard.'
NOOOO.
I'm just me.
Poor stupid Clyde.
Nobody loves me.
Well, except my mommy but she doesn't like the naughty words I say.
Blech, girls, I don't like girls and I never will.
But, Craig is cool.
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Oh, god, wrote that in FIVE MINUETS!
:ded:
No editing for yew D
Oh. . .
elohel
Clyde think's Craig is a girl :D
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