A/N: So one mystical day, I was talking to my pal Kendra (also known as Halfling Rogue) and we somehow started talking about MKDC and Kaito/Aoko and how Inspector Nakamori would probably get super-defensive of his daughter when she starts dating Kaito and suddenly, Kendra said "It would be hilarious if Kaito dressed up like a girl just to sneak past Nakamori and have more fun makey out times with Aoko."
.... and damn it, I had to write it, because that is totally something everyone's favorite magician trickster would do.
Which caused Kendra to write a follow up, and this little tag-team fic was born! And we decided to post it here! Fancy that.
Hush, we were bored, and the idea of Kaito crossdressing to spend the weekend with his girlfriend makes me laugh. Don't judge! Chapter one was written by yours truly.
Warnings: Crossdressing kink, plus it's slightly suggestive, but nothing too bad. Thus the PG-13 rating.
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"Hello Nakamori-keibu~!"
The inspector grunted and opened the door wide so that the young, blonde woman who had pressed the doorbell button just seconds earlier could enter. "Evening, Yuki-kun," the inspector said gruffly, and he shut the door behind her as the young girl stepped into the Nakamori house. "Aoko is upstairs. I just sent that nosy Kuroba boy home." His tone dropped a few octaves as he grumbled, "And he used to be such a nice boy, too... until he started dating her... putting his hands all over my daughter... spending ungodly amounts of time with her doing who knows what... if he defiles my daughter, I swear--"
Yuki laughed weakly and bowed at the inspector. "Thank you for allowing me to stay the night, sir!" she said sweetly, "My parents appreciate it, since they are out of town for the weekend!"
Almost immediately, Nakamori's frown turned into a grin, and he patted Yuki on the head. "Don't mention it. I'm always willing to help out a good friend of Aoko's!"
The two exchanged a few more words, before Yuki bounded up the stairs and into Aoko's room, her skirt fanning out behind her. She entered the young Nakamori girl's bedroom quietly, shutting the door slowly behind her.
Aoko wasn't fooled for a second. She sighed. "Kaito... what are you doing?"
"Paying you a visit!" the girl said cheerfully, although her voice no longer sounded like a young, teenage girl's. It sounded... rather masculine, playful and highly amused. "I hate being kicked out of your house before dinner! And on a Friday night, too! Your dad is nuts!" The boy dressed as a girl reached up and pulled the blonde wig off of his head. After all, it would do to be dressed as a girl the entire time he was with Aoko. The girl disguise might make things a bit too awkward.
Aoko rolled her eyes. "I could just come over to your house, you know. Your mom isn't so strict. Nor does she kick me out--"
Kaito leaned forward and placed a finger gently against Aoko's lips to silence her. He was grinning deviously. "And where's the fun in that?" he purred, before he tilted his head and leaned in to steal a kiss. Aoko mentally sighed, but didn't resist.
... and to think, he had all weekend to enjoy this.