"Let's go swimming, I'm tired after all zhat sleeping and watching you die a lot." Richtofen clapped his hands together, and laughed in that pre-pubecent tone he thinks is sexy but makes him look even more gay than he is already. Tank took his top off cautiously, and Richtofen flung his cap off his head, all like LAAAAA in this bitch. The hat flew over Nikolai's head and plonked into a hot spring.
"Almost took my head oft.." Nikolai mumbled to himself and took his headscarf off, revealing silky divine brown locks. HERBA FUCKING CLEAN BITCHES. Takeo tried to touch it, but Nikolai slapped his hand away. "Do not touch Takeo, fuck you." Nikolai flicked his locks from his eyes and stripped to his underwear, wallowing into the hot pool and sitting down comfortably. Takeo sat in his emo corner and got the fuck out because I couldn't be fucking stuffed writing about him.
Richtofen got in the tub, stark naked, and hugged his knees. "Isn't zis good then?" Nikolai replied with a grunt and rummaged through his bag, getting a bottle of vodka and opening it with veddy skill'd hands.
Tank though this was over the gay meter, and so sat outside the hot pool, greasing his torso with oil slowly.
LOOOONGCAT STORY SHORT, Richtofen groped Nikolai's crotch, Nikolai was like wtf man and backhanded the skinny nazi, and Tank stole Richtofen's hat for the lulz.
Richtofen had to go through Acsension with no hat, and the fangirls were like 8C while the gamers were like 'Lol fuck you, we're gonna play multiplayer'.