Hey! I wrote this for my friend in an E-mail and i thought i Might as well post it up. First Ever fanfiction. Its Just a joke and I got the story from a joke that my Aunt told me. So I hope you enjoy and Sorry about any spelling or grammer mistakes or really anything wrong with it. 2 swares by the way xD Oh and a big HI to all my Friends :D By the Way, I dont own the Phoenix Wright Series.....well duh.
3 ScientificSkye

After 1-4 had ended, Yanni Yogi had been taken to jail along with Manfred von Karma. Phoenix Wright had left with Edgeworth and Maya and they were celebrating his freedom with Lotta, Larry, Gumshoe and Mia's ghost. The judge had gone back to his chambers to err...polish his head...yeah that's it. But who was left alone?? Polly the Parrot- THAT'S WHO!
Poor little Polly just sat on the witness stand in an empty court-room saying *SQUARK! Is anyone there? SQUARK!*
After Manfred's head banging performance, he had left smudges all over the back of the prosecutors bench. Remembering this, the Bailiff came back into the courtroom to clean it up when he saw a little parrot on the witness stand eating the wood.
"AWW what a beautiful bird!" he said and instantly fell in love with it.
He took her out into the lobby and she sat at the court room door and he kept her there. He fed her and loved her and taught her new words, like Polly was his own pet.

-ABOUT 2 YEARS LATER-

Everyone had grown accustom to this bird that sat outside the courtroom door and greeted it as they walked in to the room- Everyone accept Franziska von Karma. Polly had also learned everyone's names and greeted them as well.
As Phoenix, Maya and Pearl walked into the courtroom for yet another battle Polly would say: "SQUARK! Good Morning Mr. Wright and Maya. SQUARK! Good Morning Pearly!"
"Hello Polly!" Pearl would say as she gave her a cracker and walked off.
As the Judge walked in Polly would say "SQUARK! Hello Your Honor! SQUARK!"
"Ahh…what a nice bird you are!" the Judge would say.
As Miles Edgeworth and Gumshoe walked in Polly would say "SQUARK! Good Morning Mr Edgeworth and Scruffy Detective! SQUARK!" (As Pearl had taught her Gumshoes name)
"Hello...Avian friend.." Edgeworth would say.
"It's Gumshoe..." the detective would say.
But as Franziska von Karma walked into the courtroom Polly would say
"SQUARK! Die you blue-haired bitch! SQUARK!"
"EXCUSE ME?" Franziska said pulling out her whip.
"Leave the bird alone, besides, if you whip it you'll be charged with animal cruelty" Edgeworth, Who had been standing with her when this happened, said.
Franziska Stomped into the courtroom.

This happened every day until Franziska got fed up with it and decided to do something about it. She called up Sister Bikini at Hazakurain temple and discussed it with her.
"Don't Worry Ms von Karma! I have the perfect solution! We have a very religious bird here at the temple. You can borrow it and it might just teach Polly some manners!" Said Bikini.

So Franziska went and picked up the bird and put it on a perch next to Polly. The Next Day, Both birds were greeting the Lawyers as they walked into the court-room.
"SQUARK! Good Moring Mr. Wright, Maya, Pearly, Your Honor, Mr. Edgeworth, Gummy-foot SQUARK!" (they still couldn't get his name right) They said simultaneously.

But when Franziska walked in Polly would say "SQUARK! Die you blue-haired Bitch! SQUARK!" and the other parrot would say. "SQUARK! Hear us Oh Lord! SQUARK!"
Franziska fumed.

Polly and her friend were never the same again once Franziska was done with them....

Well, thats it. Kinda short and not very well written but ehh.