A/N: Just a silly little song fic. My computer was broken a couple weeks ago, this song came on my iPod, and I was like "hmm." lol. I had written this in the same notebook I use for IIHE, and I saw it today, so. It's pretty stupid, but oh well.. posting it anyways. =P It goes right along with the lyrics to the song "Animals" by Nickelback. I suggest searching it on youtube and listening to it while you read. It might add to the effect.

This is unedited, for the record.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight nor the song this fic is based on. Well, okay, secretly I own Emmett. Stephenie Meyer came to me and was like "Emmett is too much of a handful, do you want him?" and I was like "Hell yeah!"
Okay, maybe not, but I can dream can't I?


Emmett POV

I took a deep breath as I drove my black on black car, to Rosalie's house.

I knew her parents didn't approve of me. They wanted someone 'smarter' that was going to 'go somewhere with their life'. I rolled my eyes at the thought. If only they knew…

Just got my license back, and I knew this train was coming off the track.

Tonight, my bad side is taking over. I would have no second thoughts from the damn angel on my right.

I drove past her house slowly. I could see her coming down from her window. I opened the door so she could jump in on the run.

I chuckled knowing her mom would have no idea she was missing. She'd be more than pissed if she could see the parts of Rose I'd be kissing, screaming "Oh!"

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals.

"Come on, baby. Get in. Just get in. Check out the trouble we're in!" I said, knowing what would happen if her parents found out.

She sat beside me on the seat, her hand between my knees. She could control how fast we went by just how hard she squeezed.

It was hard to steer when she was breathing in my ear, but I had both hands on the wheel, while she had both hands on my gears.

By now, no doubt that we were heading south.

I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth. This was it, like flicking on a switch.

It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch.

"Oh!" I screamed.

"No, we're never gonna quit. Ain't nothing wrong with it; just acting like we're animals. No, no matter where we go 'cause everybody knows- we're just a couple of animals," she said.

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in

I parked the car out by the tracks.

We're sitting in the back, just getting busy, then she whispered, "What was that?"

"The wind, I think," I told her. "'cause no one else knows where we are."

That was when she started screaming.

"EMMETT! That's my dad outside the car!"

Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition. They must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions.

I guess they knew that she was missing..

Her dad knocked on the car window, and I rolled it down. I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing, screamin' "Oh!"

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in.