Title: Help Me!
Rating: K
Characters/Pairings: Momo, Katsuo - Katsuo/OC
Word Count: 232
Warning(s): het
Summary: Katsuo has a few troubles with girls and turns to Momo for help.
A/N: Alrighty then. A little ficlet collection to keep me occupied and writing. Will take almost all suggestions for something you want to see.
"She dumped me," Katsuo cried, "You have to help me!" He collapsed onto the floor.
"Hey, hey," Momo said, backing away. He didn't know how to deal with crying freshmen.
"Please," Katsuo said, latching onto Momo's leg. "I don't know who else to talk to."
"What about Kachiro?" Momo asked, still trying to escape. "Or Horio?"
Katsuo sniffled and let go of Momo's leg before standing up. "They can't help either. They didn't even know I was going out with Ayame-chan. Please, just help me get back together with her!"
"Echizen?" Momo pleaded. The tears were still falling. He couldn't do this! Couldn't he turn to someone else?
Katsuo turned around. "I guess you can't help me either. I bet you never even had a girlfriend."
Momo was taken aback. That was a low shot. Ok, so he never did have a girlfriend, but that didn't mean he didn't know how to deal with girls! "Alright, you little munchkin. I'll help. Now, the first thing you need to do is accept the fact that she is always right no matter what. So you need to apologize even if it's her fault." Momo explained all the dos and don'ts of relationships.
"Thanks," Katsuo smiled before leaving the clubroom to go find Ayame and try to win her back.
"He's got a point though," Momo thought to himself. "Why don't I have a girlfriend?"