Laving Allen- Chapter one
ALLENWhen Allen woke up this morning, he thought that it was going to be a normal day.
However he was wrong; as events he could not have predicted would keep his day from being typical.
He started to do his morning exorcises and this made him hungry (not that he wasn't always hungry). Walking to the cafeteria Allen considered what he would do with his day. He did not have to go on any missions for the order as far as he knew. Akuma activity had been low the last couple of weeks.
He had also been told he was to have restricted training sessions. He was only allowed 3 hours of training a day. This was because recently he had a pension for fainting randomly, though Komui believed it was over exhaustion. Allen did not want to worry his friends so he accepted Komui's reasoning.
This free time left Allen with not much to do, he had already cleaned his room (and several others including Lavi's and a large number of the science departments'); he had also undergone a number of tests and trials from Komui (he couldn't do this anymore because Lenalee had banned Komui from experimenting on him after a series of unfortunate accidents. Where Allen came out second best.) He had gone down to the town that sits in the shadow of head quarters, and tried a number of hobbies and sports, none of which interested him.
As Allen reached the cafeteria and ordered his food form the flamboyant chef he couldn't help but to also wonder what the other exorcists were doing with their time.
LAVIAllen's last thoughts were particularly ironic as what three of the other exorcists were doing was appertaining directly to the young white haired boy.
"But Lenalee you need to do this for me. You owe me some favours."
"What favours I don't recall you doing any favours for me."
"Well I'll do some in the future."
Kanda shook his head at the pair.
"Why do you even want her to do that Baka usagi?" he asked.
"Yes Lavi tell us. Could it be that you are interested in our little cutie?"
Lavi blushed. "No…well yes. I don't know. I suppose I want to see if he likes me and have some fun while I'm at it."
Kanda glared at him. "So this is totally gratuitous then?"
"Basically." Lavi nodded grinning at them.
"Okay." Lenalee agreed to whatever [proposition that the red haired exorcist had put forward. "When should we do it? Where would Allen be now?"
"Cafeteria obviously." Kanda grunted. He just wanted to see Lavi get killed by Allen, or Allen totally embarrassed. Although if Lavi did anything to hurt Allen he would kill him; that was the main reason he had agreed to go along and make sure he didn't (He had a little bit of an issue with protecting the younger boy- in a brotherly way).
OPERATION TEST THE MOYASHI'S RESOLVE AND SEE IF HE LIKES FAIRY BREAD AND IS GAY (raises an eyebrow)
STEP 1) Catch moyashi in an intimate situation of Lavi's diabolical planning. Basically- force Allen to kiss Lavi by making him trip or by smashing their faces together.
ALLEN"Thankyou Jerry," Allen said taking his food away from the fruity looking man at the food counter.
"That's fine Ally, come back if you need any more," the pink haired man said; while he stared adoringly at the back quickly disappearing down the cafeteria.
Allen shivered. Jerry was really very nice though he could be extremely creepy and awkward to be around. That was probably because he looked like he wanted to eat me, Allen thought.
Sitting down alone at a table near the cafeteria doors Allen began to wolf down his food. He was only halfway through his meal when Lavi rudely interrupted him. Said Lavi was attempting to steal some food of Allen's plate while he wasn't watching. Needless to say that this attempt was not successful.
"Mercy, Mercy" Lavi begged removing a fork from his hand.
"It was just one piece of Broccoli Allen. Aren't young boys not even supposed to like eating their greens? Especially Broccoli?"
"No touchy!" was all Allen had to say to convince Lavi that this was not particularly true in Allen's case.
Laughing nervously Lavi asked what Allen was going to spend the day doing.
"I don't know yet," was Allen's reply "Komui still won't let me train as much as a I want to and I haven't found anything interesting to spend my time doing yet that I haven't already done."
Lavi sat quietly watching Allen eat until he had only two plates left to inhale. At that point he covertly waved at his two co-conspirators from under neath the table. Motioning them to come forward.
He also stood up and moved to the other side of the table.
"Why are you moving to this side?" Allen asked suspicious as he continued eating. Watching Lavi from the corner of his eye.
"I'm just moving so that Kanda and Lenalee can sit down together," Lavi waved his hand airily.
Allen looked surprised not suspecting that the red head was lying. "That's really kind of you Lavi, you wouldn't usually let them sit together. Wait…why would Kanda even sit with any of us."
"Easy Lenalee's making him."
After that Allen dropped his interrogating, he could never understand anything girls did anyway so there was no point in questioning it.
LAVIWonderful, everything is going according to plan. Lenalee and Kanda have sat across from us and Lenalee is keeping Allen entertained. Though Lavi was wondering a little about why Kanda was glaring at him more than usual. He would pry the answer out of him later.
As Allen got up to leave Lenalee, Lavi, and Kanda also stood. The group moved towards the exit still chatting when Lenalee stuck her foot out catching Lavi off guard. This wasn't right she was supposed to trip Allen damn it.
Falling forward Lavi stretched out his arms so he wouldn't hurt himself. This was the only thing that saved him from a fate worse then death.
Clenching his eyes shut Lavi felt a solid mass crash into him and when he opened his eyes he found all of hell's fury staring back at him.
Lavi had landed on Kanda. Luckily as he had stretched out his arms he avoided kissing him directly on the lips. However their faces were still about a centimetre apart and it could have almost looked like they were kissing if you didn't know any better.
Lenalee and Allen stared as Lavi leaped off the Japanese exorcist and began to run.
Step 1) …FAILED.
Kanda; "you are so lucky that Lavi and I did not kiss. I would have smashed your freaking brains out if we had bitch."
Rei; "No you wouldn't have, I'm all powerful. I could stop you."
Kanda; "You want to go?"
Rei; "Yep bring it." *signalling a come on*
--Kanda leaps forward only to be met with a pair of lips in his face--
Lavi; "Kanda how could you kiss me."
Rei; "Take that bitch. I'm all powerful." *laughs maniacally*