A Butz Demise-When something smells its usually the Butz. How all of Larry's girlfriends died.
Larry: All right, everybody sit down, quiet down, listen up. I brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries. Like every year, we'll start with A and we'll end with Z. All right, is the band ready?
Klavier: Ready, herr Butz.
Larry: All right, hit it, unicorn hair!
Klavier: A one, and a two…
A Is For Amber
Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Bronte
Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Candy
With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Daniel
Derailed On A Train
E Is For Emma
Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Freddie
Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Grace
Who Died In The Womb??
H Is For Heather
Who Was Sealed In A Tomb
One By One, I Bite The Dust
I Kick a Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Girl When Your Number's Up
It's usually the Butz!
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
I'll Wither Away In my Resting Place
Eternity with a broken heat
It's usually the Butz!
I Is For Inda
Who Lost Her Front Brakes
J Is For Jemmma
Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kimmy
Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Layla
Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Marie
Who Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nancy
Who Was Pummled By Fists
O Is For Olive
Who Lived Life Too Fast
P Is For Penny
Who Swallowed Some Glass
Laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.
Laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.
Laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.
Larry:All right, lot, all together now.
One By One, I Bite The Dust
I Kick a Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Girl When Your Number's Up
It's usually the Butz!
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
I'll Wither Away In my Resting Place
Eternity with a broken heat
It's usually the Butz!
Q Is For Quin
Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Reyna
Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Sammy
Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Terrii
Who Froze In The Snow
U Is For…Umbrella!
Who Trampled By Hooves
V Is or Vanessa
Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Wendy
Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xanthy
Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yessy
Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zoey
Who Simply Went
Insane!!