Waffles
This is a short, pointless, one-chapter story caused by the boredom of a child. The idea just came to me. I had to do this.
Ronald Weasley danced around the Gryffindor common room, singing the song, "Awesome." When he came close to Harry, who was reading by the fireplace, Harry stuck out a leg and tripped him.
"What the hell was that for?" Ron demanded, his shades falling off his eyes. Harry shrugged. Finally, he snapped. "Your words are nothing but lies," he snapped. "LIES! ALL OF THEM! FREAKING LIES! WHAT THE *censored for children*."
Ron stared at his friend.
Suddenly, George popped from the ground like a groundhog with a dozen waffles stuffed in his shirt. "I'MA WOMAN!" he shouted and apparated.
Harry shook his head sadly as Ron got back up and started singing Maroon 5.
I like waffles. My next story will be about "Fred and George: Save the World." It's going to have Hermione/Fred awesome cuddleness. Love it, review it, favorite it, kiss it, hug it, feed it WAFFLES! AAAAHHH! *nervous breakdown*