A/N: 5 hour long car trips can be really boring. So I wrote this.

"Marky!" Maureen screamed, bounding through the door of the loft.

"What ever it is I swear I didn't do it!" Mark called from the kitchen, looking frantically for a hiding spot from the hyper-active diva.

Too late.

Maureen flew over to where Mark was and enveloped him in a hug.

"Uhh, get off me Mo," Mark said, squirming out of her grasp.

"Guess what?" Maureen shouted excitedly as she hopped up on the counter.

Mark covered his ears and reminded her, "Indoor voice, please Mo."

"Right," she said and began to talk quickly to avoid Mark interupting her again.

"Ok, so, I entered this contest down at the Food Emporium, and the winner got tickets for them and their friends to a football game down in Philadelphia! And guess what? I won! So now me, you, Roger, Mimi, Collins, Angel, and of course, Joanne, are going to go down to Philadelphia this weekend to see the Eagles game! And since it's in Philadelphia, you know what this means?!"

Maureen didn't give Mark a chance to even open his mouth before she hopped off of the counter and shouted to the heavens, "ROAD TRIP!"

"Oh boy," Mark muttered to himself, only too aware of how weird this weekend was going to get.

Maureen continued to talk excitedly about the outing, while Mark began straightening up the kitchen, for lack of anything better to do.

"The game's Saturday night, so we're renting a car and we'll drive down Saturday morning, spend a few hours in the city, and then head up to the stadium. After the game, Joanne has booked hotel rooms for all of us, so we'll spend the night there, and leave the next morning. So you're going to need to bring a change of clothes, a swimsuit for the hotel pool, toiletries, and anything else you might need."

Here the drama queen was forced to stop for breath. "Be at my and Jo's apartment Saturday, which is three days from now, since today's Wednesday, at exactly 10:00 AM. Tell Roger about everything. I've got to go and tell Collins and Angel!"

And with that, Maureen left, leaving a very stunned Mark in the kitchen.