Hello! This is my first fanfic i've posted on this site, so I hope it's alright. I've read so many fanfics that I couldn't resist attempting to make and post one on here! ^-^

I recently converted to the fandom of SasuSui, considering I was looking for a yaoi couple to resemble by best guy friends who are secretly bi and like eachother. I was thinking of Naruto couples and realized that Sasuke and Suigetsu resemble them exactly! :0 This fanfic is pretty much my views of if the two of them got together, so they'll probably kill me when they see this X3

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or the characters in it. If only I did. Then they would be sex in every chapter ;D


Rain drops fell lightly on a grey umbrella held by a bored, silver-haired teen. He bit his bottom lip with his naturally sharp teeth and had a quick shiver from the cold. While he had a passion for water he hated rain. It was such a strange contradiction, but did it matter if he had any? It's not like anyone cared about his likes and dislikes anyway.

Suigetsu Hozuki was a lonesome sixteen year old who lived alone in a spaceous and worn down house in the suburbs of Konoha. He wasn't even born in the Land of Fire, and relied on drug dealing and the scarce loans of money from his god-father, Kisame. The only thing he really had left to look forward to was the large sum of money left to him by his deceased brother, Mangetsu and his recently killed step father, Zabuza. Besides that, everything seemed so...boring.

The teen turned a corner and looking through the window of a coffee shop as he walked. Not many people in Konoha drank coffee, but it was becoming increasingly popular. There were only a few people seating in the small shop, sipping warm cups of, in his opinion, bitter and brown water. The first time he drank coffee, he almost puked. The stuff was disgusting.

Suddenly, something caught his attention. A raven-haired teenager, about his age, sipping tea instead of coffee, all by himself in the corner of the shop. Suigetsu's lavender eyes sparkled with interest, and he decided he had to investigate. The other teen appeared interesting enough.

After closing his umbrella and running a hand through his wet hair, which only fell back into place, Suigetsu opened the door of the shop and took the nearest empty seat. A waitress handed him a small, plastic menu and gave him a fake smile. He returned the expression(but with more fakeness) and opened the menu, keeping the lower half of his face hidden while his eyes peered at the pale teen on the other side of the building.

An apathetic look was on the teen's flawless face, his onyx eyes calmly scanning the room past the dark hair over them while he sipped the tea from his green cup. His hair was a deep black with a dark blue tint, which spiked up in the back, but hung down the sides of his head, framing his cheeks. He wore a gray shirt with a zipper on the front, unzipped to the middle of his white chest. His arms had blue wrist warmers and he had black pants with a blue cloth hanging from halfway up his stomach to his knees, along with a purple rope belt around his waist and tied in a bow.

"Hmm?" Suigetsu muttered as he noticed an Uchiha fan tattoed on the top the gorgeous stranger's hand. So he was of noble blood? This only made him even more interesting in Suigetsu's perspective. The silver-haired teen smirked behind the plastic menu and looked up at the approaching waitress right before the Uchiha noticed his existance.

"Can I just have some hot water?" he asked, easing his smirk into another fake smile. The waitress nodded and turned to return to the kitchen. Suigetsu flickered his eyes at the Uchiha, who was practically staring at him. Their eyes met and Suigetsu put as much "What are you looking at?" out into his stare.

The Uchiha's eyes then blinked and revealed the famous sharingan. Suigetsu willed himself not to flinch at how the red of the other teen's pupils seemed to glint with beauty. Seriously, the former mist-nin didn't need to melt just from looking at a hot and probably rich stranger.

"Do you want anything?" the Uchiha spoke, or moreover demanded. Suigetsu pushed the butterflies out of his stomach and replaced them with his prefered cockiness that had allowed him to keep sane when socializing.

"I was supposed to ask that first." Suigetsu chuckled and grinned, showing his teeth. Some people said they looked nerdy, almost like braces. Others said it made him look cute. How would the Uchiha react-

"That doesn't answer my question." the response was cold and filled with anything but a care for the silver-haired teen. Suigetsu was almost disappointed, but this wasn't going to be enough to put him down.

"Well, if you really want an answer, then you can tell me why you were staring at me." he noticed that the entire coffee shop had seemed to stop and watch their conversation. Apparently, this Uchiha was well known in Konoha. Whether or not it was infamy didn't seem to show in their expressions.

"If you really want that answer, tell me why you came in here and spied on me behind your menu." the raven-haired teen replied, his coldness being slightly replaced with a lacking of true emotion. This confused Suigetsu a bit, but he went on.

"You seemed to think too highly on yourself, Uchiha. I just came in to warm up." The sharingan eyes ironically seemed to flame up.

"Do you really think you can fool me? I saw you falling for me the minute you opened the door." The waitress scurried between the tables and set a cup of steaming liquid on Suigetsu's table, then scurrying back. Suigetsu picked up the cup and took a long sip before realizing that instead of water, he was inhaling repulsive, hot milk.

The Uchiha's face was filled with dissatisfation as the now distraught teen spat the milk all over the tile floor and chucked the cup at the waitress, who dodged the throw.

"I asked for fucking water and you give me milk? Are you that fucking stupid or did you think I would be?" he stood up, knocking the chair over and, after glaring at the raven-haired boy and the frightened waitress, stormed out the door. The small bell rang silently as it closed, Suigetsu stomping through the rain with his umbrella left under the table.

"Goddamn coffee shop! Goddamn Uchiha!" Suigetsu ranted to himself, his misty hot breath fading into the wet air. Who did they think they were? For one, the lazy waitress had somehow decided he wouldn't mind downing some cow jizz, while the Uchiha was so stuck up he had to have a freaking broom up his ass! Konoha had idiots and snobs everywhere! Ever since he moved here he only found people who had the brain capacity of a blade of grass, and people who apparently hadn't seen anything outside of their lavish living rooms!

He bumped past an elderly woman, knocking over the boxes she was carrying all over the floor. Suigetsu would apologize and help her, but he was beyond pissed. It isn't every day that a hot teen he sets his eyes on pounces on every word he says and a scranny, deaf waitress is at fault for giving him the disgusting aftertaste of milk in his mouth.

"You left your umbrella, baka." that voice muttered behind him. Suigetsu spun around and saw the snobbish Uchiha was holding out his umbrella, protected by the rain with a black umbrella of his own.

"I wouldn't have suspected you to be the type to randomly be nice after what you did." Suigetsu spat. The Uchiha's sharingan was gone, showing his dark eyes. They seemed a bit different, but he didn't care to attempt to decifer what the difference was. What mattered was why he was doing this after he acted so coldly before?

"I don't normally see someone like you throw a temper tantrum over milk." the Uchiha raised an eyebrow at him, as if asking another question. Suigetsu scowled and snatched the umbrella from his hands, opening it and keeping the now thicker rain for drapping him in cold wetness.

"Hmph. Well thank you then for my umbrella." he turned to leave. "You can go away now." he muttered, chattering his teeth quietly at the cold and heading in the direction he hoped was his house.

"Would you like me to walk you home?" This guy was so unpredictable!

"I'm no fucking princess." he replied and continued walking through the rain puddles. He heard soft splashing as the Uchiha caught up to him and looked at him.

"Why are you denying my acts of apology?" Apology? He definitely didn't seem like the type to apologize either! What was with this Uchiha?

"I'm not denying anything! Why are you bothering me?" Suigetsu turned to look him in the eyes. The onyx circles had definitely changed from their previous indifference. They were filled with inquiry along with slight determination. Why?

"The tattoo on your lower back..." What the hell? How had the Uchiha seen his tattoo on his lower back? It was the symbol of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. Zabuza had done it for him when he officially adopted him and his brother.

"What about it?" the silver haired boy crossed his arms and looked away. The other teen may be sexy but his bipolar attitude was causing his attractiveness to fade.

"I believe you've caught my interest." Suigetsu's constant flow of anger stopped in its tracks. Interest? His tattoo had caught the Uchiha's interest?

"What's your name, Uchiha?" he asked, looking back at him.

"Sasuke. Uchiha Sasuke." the butterflies came back when the raven-haired and still perfect male next to him stated his name in the most formal manner. "What's your's?"

"Suigetsu..." the silver-haired teen replied. The other teen took his hand and started walking.

"Where do you live?" Sasuke asked. Suigetsu looked away, his face heating up from being dragged around by the Uchiha who he had fell in love with, hated, and then loved again all in less than twenty minutes.

"Hn..." He pointed in a random direction and let Sasuke led the way. Damn feminine emotions had to get in the way of his pride and make him enjoy the moment.


That's as much as I can write so far without wanting to put it into a new chapter. Also, i'm sleepy and want cookies, so i'll put the next chapter after my first review! So, please review, or else Suigetsu will rape you! :D

Suigetsu: . what?

Sasuke: *chuckles*

Me: XD don't worry Sui-chan soon your sexual libdo will grow 3 times its original size!

Suigetsu: o.o"

Me: Please review readers! :D Thank you!

Suigetsu: *sits and eats yogurt* -.-