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"Minions will spawn in thirty seconds!"
Taric shifted uncomfortably in his crystal armor. Normally he would be his cool, calm, fantastic self. But not now, not at this exact moment. There standing… well… floating next to him was Janna. Very pretty, very shiny Janna. He had long admired her for her beauty, and her crystal accessories. That staff was fairly impressive, and he knew at times it probably put his own perfectly polished armor to shame. And then she had that tiara that fit perfectly onto her head. Taric couldn't help but stare at it for a few seconds before he inched a little closer to her.
"Um… hey." Taric almost smacked himself for that. Where was his calm collected self? He usually was so smooth with the ladies.
Janna just turned and looked at him for a second and raised an eyebrow. "Um… Yes?"
Oh great… now she was making fun of him. It was all he could do not to blush. Now was not the time anyway. Enemies could be hiding in the grass at this very moment, he couldn't let them see him blush! That would just be shameful!
"Your tiara is really pretty." Ok, that was a little bit better, but given the first statement, far from great. What did he just say? Her tiara was pretty? Great, now she was going to think he wanted one, good going, make the hot floating chick think you're gay, it wasn't like people didn't already make jokes about it.
"Well, thank you Taric, your armor is also pretty." She giggled.
At that statement Taric really did blush, and he attempted to stand up a little bit straighter and give her his most manly look. Sure he spent many hours polishing his armor until he could see his face in it, sure it took him an hour to do his hair, but that was to make himself handsome. Not pretty.
"Um… Janna, I was wondering would you like to…"
"Like to what?"
"Well, you and I, I and you... could we-"
And with that six minions proceeded to run him over in order to get to Janna. He could almost see the hearts in their eyes as they huddled around her.
"What was it you were saying?" Janna laughed again, probably at how preposterous he looked splayed out on the ground. Her voice sounded like tinkling bells.
"Well I was wondering if you would like to go out-" and that was when Taric noticed all of the minions glaring daggers at him. As if he was the enemy and not the soon approaching group of enemy minions.
"Um… never mind. Maybe some other time"
To put it simply, Taric got beat up a little bit more than usual that day, as the minions didn't seem to help him as much as they used to.